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You can be sure they are up to something, they are always trying to spin and lie their way through the week. Still, great to see our favorite pompey players back out there... must be £200k per week minimum amoungst that lot today! God Bless the silly skates second paragraph. Im sorry but its too late for aspirations of owning an infrastructure, a modern 30k stadium and pride in your club... you had your chance when over half a billion pounds went through your club in 7 years and all you managed was to chuck a tarpaulin on a stand. More than half a billion and you still have fat in the pipes and a faulty clock! If you want to see what could have been cast your attention a little west-wards, take it all in and maybe write down a few notes to get prepared for Moneyfields. On another note it looks like they are lining up some more billionaires who like all these mystery players, are desperate for pompey... im sure the capital owners will want to be associated with Gadymack, Chainrai and Antonov!

and another tough summer for the UK tax payer... sickening really. Still, great to see Ben Haim, Kitson, Varney and all the others back at training under the terms of their contracts of employment. Shame Kanu and Mokoena had to go straight to the treatment room/shed! They have plenty of players, quit your bleating voldermort, youre sounding like you have caught the deluded pompey plague.

That would be too light a punishment, its the Wessex league or lower for me... if the trust can afford a groundshare with Moneyfields FC and PFC Ladies FC then they have an arena too. So... Antonov is re-arrested as the Lithuanian and Latvian governments double their claims against Vladimir and his mate... Interestingly the investigators are now directly commenting on Antonov using stolen funds "to for a UK soccer club"... It certainly seems a bit ridiculous of Antonov/CSI to give the patently insolvent skates a £10/11m unsecured loan! ...high-end property, luxury cars and a U.K. soccer club = Sandbanks, Spyker and the skates! Hats off to our investigative geniuses on here and the good people at RUmafia, who were right all along. Roll on the 27th July to see what happens to our favourite russian mafia members! http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-07-05/russian-banker-fights-extradition-as-global-asset-hunt-begins http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-07-06/ex-bankas-snoras-owners-arrested-again-in-u-k-over-fraud-claims.html

Well Appleton has had to personally supply the bog rolls at the training ground for quite some time now, no wonder he loves his job and is so committed to stay *****il he gets a management offer and he'll be off faster than Avram can say "you can take our spirit"). I believe the players have to bring packed lunches too, and LL has to run the ticket office after training. The groundmans equipment has been siezed for non-payment of something, maybe they bring their own tools to work now... and the finest for me, pompey sending tickets to their supporters (fratton faithfull etc) without postage so the plucky skates have to cough up for the stamps... thats after the £2 administration fee which was supposed to go to charity but went straight into lampits rocket! Got to love them sometimes!

I cant imagine all this would have happened if a white English bloke was having a pot noodle or a electric cigarette on a bus! Its the same as using the underground, the police completely overlook you as you are not seen as a threat in any way shape or form. There are obviously clear reasons for that. Great exercise to demonstrate how we can close in on these scummy people, maybe it was all a big PR exercise to the future bin ladens that have come into areas like Preston, Brum, Rochdale etc. or perhaps it was a bigoted woman who saw somebody who she was not comfortable with who was acting suspiciously... will be a bit red in the face now but safety is key in the end. Stay vigilant people!

He clearly reads this thread too, we normally expose the latest bout of shameful behaviour down the the arena and then a couple of hours later Allen has popped up with a nice load of spin and nonsense about faithful, heroes, loyal etc. Its very amusing, particularly the A-O-C articles (many of them), but in a roundabout way perhaps it is us nutjobs that are boosting the news' figures. Great entertainment, a little side piece to our 'mega thread' on here. ps: Hi Neil you mug, whens the next webchat? Its been a while since I posted this, but please take a look at one of my very favourite pictures below and please explain to me what on earth do the trust think they are doing?! Absolutely no chance! Shalala

Its absolutely staggering that the PFA have now resorted to blackmailing their own members, those who pay the PFA a membership fee for protection in cases of this instance! Looks to me like a pompey liquidation could drag the PFA under with them, as they cant honour the defferals and future contracts... If the skates have done anything remotely commendable, it is their latest (cheating) stunt that has made an absolute mockery of the Football Creditors Rule... just weeks after the FA/PL/FL had it uphelld in court!

And he has to eat roadkill, cycle to games and live in a bus stop. No doubt pompey will give him a £10k PW salary as they prepare for next years debt haircut and court appearances. The man is from Slovenia, so even portsea might hold a little charm to him. Judging by his youtube motivational he normally plays in arenas which are merely parks with metal fencing around them to seperate the pitch from the roads and houses surrounding them. So fratton wont actually be too bad for him, although im not sure what the fat-in-pipe situation is like in Slovenia. Why? He gets a UK taxpayer funded trip to Gibraltor, and having pompey on his cv will give him a good shout at the wessex league when they liquidate.

So he will be on his way as soon as possible then! At least he knows liquidation means f*ck all to him, just like the players. pompey have signed another player... despite absolutely no senior players going anywhere. I am seeing an insolvent business, in administration, increasing their overheads! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/teen-star-harris-inks-new-pompey-contract-1-4011358 Apparently a Slovenian keeper on trial too! Building on the spin earlier that the skates have the best youth set up in the country, it appears they arent quite so highly regarded in Ireland: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-lose-out-on-farm-crop-1-4010162 Neil Allen has done his Oxlade Chamberlain trick by boasting at the special relationship before going on to mention a load of Irish players other clubs have developed! Shortly afterwards the truth comes out that all pompey did was destroy young Irish players' dreams... Another business relationship destroyed by pompey, wrecking lives and careers in the process. Theres only one way to do it in the peoples republic of portsea! Build them theyre beloved statue... Then SHUT THEM DOWN.

Im sure you have missed plenty, but its the start of the week so its ok. It certainly is a mouth watering list nonetheless, Shalala. No problem there, TCWTB, the pride of pompey, has not put a penny into their cesspit since the 1998 administration. He bought a season ticket for life, along with many others (approx 300?) and continues to be a drain on the club to this day... not forgetting the essential revenue the club forgoes each and every year. So it would be great to get him a statue sorted out!

I wonder if they required political intervention (seriously frowned upon by world sporting bodies), little miss money penny begging to the PM, or the constant vote grabbing PR through the local rag? Did the WW manager bleat in the press that he wants to sign PL players whilst insolvent and continues to do so? Well done Wycombe, a shining example to the deluded residents of the tax haven of portsea.

Hot water delivered through fat-less pipes might be a requirement. In other news, Gadymack and Leviev are running each other through the courts in a dispute over a diamond deal arranged during the Angolan civil war: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/who-was-telling-the-truth-in-1bn-diamond-trial-no-one-7899696.html Sounds familiar to the EAW situation with an ever so slightly more current pompey owner. NIMBY skates please

God Bless Statues

Stacked as high as you can see in the brand new Tesco superstore at fratton! That would be simply stunning. I can picture it now, its a drab, wet day at Moneyfields stadium... journo of the millenium neil allen is there in his skate shirt with A-O-Chamberlain on the back... A p*ssed Ashley Brown of the PST pulls the dust sheet off to reveal our failed Ted Bates statue with the plaque modified to theres only one Milan, the Serbian gangster who gambled the clubs future with a bunch of tax evading crooks and set the path to pompeys beautiful destruction. Good point you DFCSB, whilst the nutjobs may be casting one or two votes for the statue, it was the pompey fans that came up with the idea... you only have to look to see who has voted and an outstanding majority are skates. Only a dozen or so Saints fans. Whilst enjoying my lunch of liquid I have realised that I would like to have some letters printed on my new SFC shirt next season, but what shall I do: SHALALA? Or WTFILN?

Absolutely, that Luton chap deserves a medal. Now that they are out of the limelight and down in the third tier, I think the public sympathy and spin may dry up. I imagine most plastic fans at clubs in the PL wouldnt have a clue about what happend to Luton, Boscombe, Rotheram etc... Soon enough they will hear of the skates liquidating in passing and give it that annoying 'another Leeds' dribble, but ultimately they have little interest. Really looking forward to TCWTBs statue, below are some side splittingly hilarious comments: PMSL, got to love those deluded few! I dont fancy toast for lunch today, think I may go for a liquid lunch

Been out the country for a little while. I have now caught up on the past eight pages... WELCOME HOME CHINNY! Appy should take a lesson from our own Nige. A few years back a freshly promoted side Scunny came to St.Marys under Nigel with a total squad valuation of just £200k... they earned a 2-2 draw. I doubt Hartlepool will be bleating to the football league about being competitive, nor did we when we had to play our academy graduates and Vincent Pericard. I recall a long long time ago in this beautiful saga chinny had suggested he would be able to soften his massive fixed and floating loan (which can be recalled at anytime he wishes) and run it more like a mortgage. Something along the lines of £1m P.A... plus (of course, the man is afterall a viscious loan shark) 24% interest! If he cant dine and dash on the skates with the parachutes stuffed in his pocket, then perhaps he may like to revisit this option. He could sit back and watch his money roll in each and every week like a nice little pension for him. £25K per week to Chinny to gain access to the crumbling wreck £6K per week to Gaddy to gain access to the car park which leads to access to Chinnys ground Translates roughly to the same amount as the average squad cost per week in League 1. The trust members could pledge a grand each to Chinny each and every year (+ 24%) to keep the rent off the books... although they are not used to accounting as we are well aware of! Good to have you back Chinny

A skate trust fan on the board type just mentioned this: Quite a good point actually! Will he take a haircut for the trust? Will he f*ck! God Bless Balram Chainrai On a side note, I thought the Antonov money laundering extradition case should be over by now. However, it appears the Lituanian gov't have re-applied the extradition and are now claiming Vladdy nicked $600m instead of the previously claimed $300 odd! http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-06-04/lithuanian-prosecutors-double-claims-for-former-snoras-owners

I have a theory... maybe Chainrai has masterminded another clever scheme here, similar to last time... a big f*ck you to everyone else... Birch has confirmed pfc can start the season still in admin. Chinny and the PST go head to head in a battle of the CVAs, dragging the process along for many more months... BINGO! Its now october and its parachute time! Chinny scoops the lot and sends it to the Virgin islands never to be seen again. Followed by immeadiate liquidation and legal action against anyone who dares to question the great Chainrai... Maybe?

And this is why they must liquidate... it really is a disease down there, even Voldermort is showing symptons of the pompey delusion. I think the only character I recall not getting the disease was Paul Hart, reference Eugeen Bop! That would be priceless! Mind you its pure fantasy I think, I can imagine a lot of skates have had to withdraw pledges by now to pay for holidays, kids school uniforms and so on... Their 'high net worth individuals' Al-Fahim and Howe havnt bothered to even pledge £100 yet! Absolutely, they have demonstrated they are above the rules, or at least they can break alll the rules and spin their way away from punishment. Can they recover? Look at Luton, Bradford etc... pompey will lose their current support and all the kids in the area will turn red. Pinch me... is this a dream? SHALALA... WTFILN

Done. Amazing some of the deluded fans bleating on about buying players, rather than bothering to give a thought to all the charities and small businesses that have been destroyed, and the lives of those involved in them have been completely ruined. Nice of Birch to confirm Chinny controls the ground lock stock and f*cking barrel... in fact he has his fixed and floating charge over everything that PFC owns, right down to the office computers! As the good man said; SHALALA..... WTFILN ... No mention of the pompey Ace Alex Chamberlain in the pompey news today, how come? The pompey folklore legend, who never once played for the club or set foot in fortress fatpipes, made his second appearance in the Euros against Ukraine last night.

I thought that was Jo Cala's old club for a bit! I wonder how the underwater casino magnate is coming along? Has he completed his reverse leverage floatation initial public offering in the U.S yet?... If not maybe he could do a deal with the trust. Picture this, a skint skate trust with three high net worth individuals comprising of Brett de Bank, Dr Sulamin Al Fahim and Joseph Cala

If that warms your heart then please allow me to add a little more poetry to this magnificent thread: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/long-way-from-chelsea-but-pompey-rebuild-has-to-start-somewhere-1-3964627 Got to love a bit of deluded and contradictory spin from the snooze! Thats the spirit! I reckon they will pack the park with 2-3k bompey fans and 13-14k skates, but the will unconditional loyalty will rapidly fade to 10k and below. WTFILN

Im sure they will look forward to it, however they will be dissappointed to discover there will be no beer, no hot water, no tea bags, a brick wall for a toilet, fat in the pipes... and that nasty smell of TCWTB in the air. On a side note of disgust and hilarity, we have witnessed the clubs desire to hire a commercial manager, after screwing hundreds upon hundreds of commercial partners in the region... and now they want a charity manager, after multiple instances of ripping off and stealing from charities even down to childrens cancer charities. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Fundraising-Marketing-and-Events-Coordinator-3478.aspx I like the bit about raising the clubs profile etc... hmm, just one suggestion, stop stealing from charities! Shalala

If you can find a decent bookie offering that please send me a link, 20/1 would be a decent shout for appletons men to relegate... do you get your money back if they liquidate? I would like to invest my (now withdrawn) pompey trust pledge monies on a skate humiliation!

God Bless theres only one Peter Storrie, and God Bless Tal Ben Haim