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Us nutjobs must account for around 50% of the pompey news website traffic! Keeping factless in work, deluding the few for years to come... Im up for sponsoring a player, however... do we get our money back if it turns out they were just using the club for their own agenda like so many used the skates this year to get their fitness up before f*cking off elsewhere? Maybe we should back one of their SFC youth rejects? What would we call our organisation? Nutjobs, Falcondrone, Underwater Hotel Ltd, Corp Ho Inc?

Well said. Although in the league one days I often brought along mates who support other clubs (all glory hunting c*nts with lame excuses for following a big team) as it was so easy to rock up, pay £22 quid or so on the day and pick up some seats in the kingsland corner... so they werent all real SFC fans! To add to that, I have successfully converted one and another will be a saint soon enough. Wathcing Wigan v Millwall in the FA cup semi really highlighted the plague of women descending on the game, the Wigan end was about 50% women, more concerned about dancing to the music at the end... It just seems to kill off any bite from the fans, the passion of the crowd dies (no testosterone), no roar just screams, teas and hot chocolates everywhere... Coming to you @ SMS soccerball saturday FFS

Im with Lord Trousers on this one, popcorn at the ready... nutjob style. champagne ian will be popping corks off everywhere, straight out of the bar chiller, most likely from Chinnys stock too... just stick it on the tab, the parachute will cover everything ten times over. Any spillages during aggressive back slapping can be mopped up using the pdt bedsheet. Im interested in Chinnys floater, £2m cash above and beyond his fixed charge on the assets which Birch forgot about. Will the pdt validate TCWTBs season ticket for life, along with the other 300 skates?

Poor Chinny was bullied into selling at a far lower than market rate (Harris etc setting the market value) by a hate campaign conducted by factless professional journos and redundant journos turn bloggers... could he go after them? Or is Birch and his boys in the firing line? Interesting!

chinnys floater?

no, they are not shareholders, they have no control over champagne iains bar bill

Worlds apart in every single way. SHALALA

A dangerous precedent set by the FL, disgraceful

Tick tock! I hope they dont lose the floppy disc that they were sending to the bank via pigeon to pay the wages a few hilarious years ago... that precious floppy disc. Mind you, the only reason they want the keys for tomorrows game is so that champagne ian and mick can enjoy a day on the lash FOC, brazenly walking behind the victory bar - flashing the lanyards round their necks... "im having this bottle of champers for me and the 657 lads/boardmembers, dont look at me like that, I pay your wages dont you know".. POP!

Its pretty sickening, particularly for the likes of Rotheram etc, the only difference being Rotheram had the balls to admit they couldnt agree a CVA... whereas the skates lied and bluffed their way through. They could have easily paid CVA MKI, however they went on a clotteril spending spree and went all quality over quantity... They didnt have to sign Kitson, Varney, Lawerence, Norris etc, they could have put those millions of wage commitments into the bank to pay off the creditors voluntary agreement. Scandalous really, and there have been plenty of soundbites over the last few years from various chairman, directors and managers of other clubs hinting at their disgust of the DCFSBs. So the skates have underminded the league, the game and driven a train through the integrity of the game (a lot of which under the leadership of the former FA head of integrity!). Not only that but they have opened a loophole in which other clubs can now follow should they wish to dabble in a bit of portsea precedented corruption... the skate formula = agree CVA with those you owe money to - overspend intentionally and go bust again whilst intentionally not paying a penny of the agreed CVA - absorb old debt into a new, reduced percentage CVA agreement to be paid one day... If the football league roll over on this one they are explicitly endorsing a money laundering scheme intentionally designed to cheat UK insolvency law, cheat honest business and cheat the UK taxpayer/population They could potentially now absorb CVA MKI and CVA MKII into CVA MKIII (£10K = £4)... it could go on and on. Still, as long as Farmery feels that he was punished inside his own head, despite not being punished in reality, thats ok! I cant see them getting much sympathy from their footballing piers in the future... they are undermining the intergrity of the game once more. Shame on the skates, but SHALALA nonetheless

I share your smiles as I read your wonderful post, though I feel that the journey has just begun... agreed, it may be less high end drama and more monty python, but the saga will continue. Out go international money launderers, arms dealers and gangsters... in come champange ian and mick with their band of merry property developers... champange ian is desperate to retain the man who led the skates to their historic and glorious record run of defeats, before setting himself up with this utter gem of a quote: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/whittingham-demands-safety-first-1-4955889 Set yourself up there didnt you guy?! Relegated under their own fatty-piped steam, despite having the most expensive XI in the league for half a season, despite having future England manager in waiting appy leading the team, despite having the ... f*ck it, im off to POL to have a good old bellyache! SHALALA - AAP3

I feel the latter part of Birch's statement reflects exactly where we are in the saga:

To think, the season the skates bombed out of the PL, the parachutes doubled FFS! The skates have been hugely fortunate over the last few years, that parachute cash is the only thing that has kept them alive... other then Balram Chanrai that is.

The sure the FL despair at the DCFSBs as much as the next nutjob, just think of all the embarressment, headaches and PR nightmares the cheats have caused them with their begging, bleating, cheating and threatening. EG: The should count themselves lucky that they are not shouldering the blame for the fews pitch invasion on saturday... the police are getting the blame for those that invaded the pitch. Now think for a moment just how ridiculous the FL will look if they deduct points off an already relegated team! The other FL member clubs will be furious for a start and thats before the press start to publically question their competence. The media will have a field day, it could even cost board members their jobs... So get behind the lads (Oldham) and enjoy watching the skates get relegated without even kicking a competitive ball... all whist champagne mick and ian go on another pledge funded £13k-er binge, as they celebrate making a loss on their trust fundraiser. -10 in L2

What a beautiful scenario... chances are they will make a loss on this match if you were to absorb the weekends pitch invasion fine into the equation? Its all going to turn into one great big popularity contest/power struggle... hall, farmery and factless will be jousting for the head of propaganda role as we speak.

I agree entirely, but please nutjob, dont get too worked up about it... Read the lawyer/BBC quote a fews times over and you will feel brand new: SHALALALALALA - WTFILN Enjoy league 2 you filthy cheating bastards, enjoy watching champange mick and ian prancing about in the directors box, lanyards round their necks, cheap poor fitting shirts bursting at the buttons (I feel all turkish), with their 657 mob in their white trainers standing next to the official pfc trust bedsheet banner... I had my usual smug checkle when washing my hands at SMS on saturday, soap, hot water, paper towels... enjoy p*ssing up your brick walls, enjoy the health and safety repair bill in the summer... and the best bit... enjoy TCWTB, he is there, there for life - FOR FREE

I always thought we called it the peoples republic etc as a p*ss take? Good grief, LOL

Im interested to know what happened to Chinnys Floater

http://www.buryfc.co.uk/news/article/bury-fc-statement-764293.aspx Bury are in pretty serious financial trouble... the skates on POL are trying to work out how they can benefit from this clubs demise Absolutely staggering hypocrisy... PMSL

im going to miss Balram Chanrai... although im going to love the new skate era. McInnes strutting about reminding staff whos in charge and who pays the wages... I suspect they will end up with about a dozen board members all looking to draw a six figure salary/expense account... the infighting is going to be delicious. I look forward to this years health and safety inspection, and another six figure bill. So long Balram, although I suspect we may hear from you again.

It should have been plan A... they could have saved many many millions in wages and administrator fees had they listened to nutjobs so so so long ago... Plan C - steal the blokes £7k charity stroll cash, stroll down to the local casino, pull up a chair next to mr Chanrai and see hos it goes.

No it is not impressive given the time frame and 92 bucket raising opportunities, however I feel the skate should be commended for his effort and endeavour in raising awareness and funds for charity. He has done more for charity in the name of his club, than his club have managed in about five years... in fact their fund raising efforts probably result in a deficit, seeing as the money raised was diverted to player expenditure, leaving just staffing costs and resourcing costs behind!

But as you say, this is the pdt, this is a sham property deal. The community club does not have to die, nor does it need the crumbling wreck of fratton. fratton park may serve as a vanity piece (I know that's difficult to comprehend) and a vehicle for the trust's ego big wigs for their back slapping, but there are perfectly adequate football facilities for them on their island: Moneyfields. the fratton land can go to Chinny, and when he gets his £2m cash 'floater' the down payment for ferris wheels and casinos is in place. Everybody wins WTFILN