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Im in chaps. I work in town so it won't be a problem. Maybe some lunchtime beers to celebrate? I will have a saints shirt mocked up with 'chainrai ' on the back. Will be nice to backslap a nutjob, we've nailed it from day one.

Yes yes yes! I f*cking love Balram, legend. He's been circling the corpse for years now and still holds his integrity in tact. God bless Balram chainrai

The ref will be over awed by the occasion, with the 15:36 south west trains service to fratton roaring past Moneyfields as afc skates battle on against Paulsgrove Rovers. I still believe this is the most likely scenario going forward. The Property Developers Trust are getting their blackmail in early, stating they will withdraw their bid if the court dosent let them has the cesspit for 5x less than what the owner wants for it... even though his claims have been ratified by UK courts. Maybe old Balu has got the property boys on his side and the trust are being conned, how funny it would be if this is all part of Chinnys long term vision of clearing the land and building property & ferris wheels. If the PDT do take on the liability I simply cannot wait for the fan on the board PR machine. I recall our very own we got our club back with old Wilde gushing in the press everyday, the posturing by the everyday skates if going to be incredible. The PDT martyrs will be posing around the ramshackle dump whilst neil allen will be composing his insane ramblings about the biggest community owned liability on earth. Absolutely chuffing brilliant reading on POL, looks like those pledges are being diluted into scratch cards... was it £2m they require for a minority stake in the Property developers spin off project? What a saga! Long live the Property Developers. God Bless Balram Chainrai

I agree completely... Nigel is the man. I fell out of love with big time football years back, I was dancing in the streets when we went up from League 1, had a small smile to offer for promotion out of the NPC but little enthusiasm... The NPC is the league for me, decent clubs, good quality, fair(ish) value, real football and real fans. Nigel brings integrity, spirit, professionalism and honesty... now think of someone like redknapp and his kind... Let Nigel drive the bus, I have my oar ready.

It sure is, they also will be relying on part time help to form the management structure, no pay and strictly no PAYE The POL moderator has offered to fix the toilets FOC so that's a start, the month after he could turn his attention to those fatty pipes The trust leader plans to conduct his business affairs from a local pub... Corp has all the big ideas, with such high caliber resources operating out of boozers nothing will stop them. This has all the hallmarks of a Wessex League club playing at Moneyfields... Bring it on.

TCWTB is the pride of pompey, he is the symbol of the club. When other clubs supporters think of pompey, they think of TCWTB. He is the face of the club. This is the PSTs business model, Im sure you will all agree this is a solid and stable base to build upon. Monthly top ups from your thousands upon thousands of cash rich pledgees. Im not sure who will provide additional cash top ups on top of the monthly cash top ups from the mighty pompey fan base... they will have an on going reality check to face when each and every PST forecast falls short, such as the 30K attendance for the 1st round of the cups... almost 50% short there! The next incoming reality check is going to be the disappointing lack of cheques rolling in to the PSTs empty coffers, as Xmas is approaching and the boiler needs servicing, little Peter wants to go on a school trip too! If they guesstimate 2K pledges, expect 1.2K... I 4-1 will be withdrawing my pledge as will my mates! Its hilarious, im absolutely loving this... long live the PST (for 2012)

God Bless Andrew Andronikou and Balram Chainrai. I look forward to the developments on the Gadymack land with keen interest! Shalala

Lampitt turned his phone off on transfer deadline day. When Andy finally got hold of him the only business they were able to do was to flog Williams to Fulham, which was pretty insignificant seeing as Chinny wanted to wash £2m. They sacked Lampitt the very next day, which to me suggests they were "in control"! Lampitt was parachuted in to the skates in the 2010 administration, i cant imagine Chinny would have ever wanted this guy at the helm of fortress fratton considering the company he keeps. Lampitt could well be fighting back against Chinny and the gang, he may still hold some influence in the FA/FL too. I eagerly await Chinnys next move in this epic tale!

Hall provides a nice summary of our on going discussions on this wonderful mega thread nut job hub Its great to read such a piece when all of my favorite heroes are in the script... got to hand it to old AA, hes always sniffing around! Good work by the skate, brave too. If his articles fuel the FL to kill off Chinny, the viscous loan shark may go after Hall to recover his debt They should have liquidated so so long ago, they could be gracing the hallowed turf at Moneyfields by now and starting to put their sordid, cheating ways behind them. Its beautiful.

An honest read, he can see through the musky smell of greed wafting from the PST

absolutely FPMSL, priceless. They will never learn, they and the trust will be broke again in a years time having handed more of their infrastructure and assets to another crook! Im well out of the loop, when will Mr Chainrai be seizing the club, lock stock and barrel? I remember seeing Chinnys charge in Trevors PKF interim report or something a while back... Chinnys charge even included security over the clubs computers and other electrical items, really made me chuckle. I f*cking love Balram Chainrai, what a remarkable man. Im getting a replica shirt, and im putting CHAINRAI (9) on the back of it. Shalala

God Bless Neil Allen

Its utterly delicious. It must be confusing for them, but the FL are essentially protecting the trust from themselves now, in accordance to the very protection the the skates and trust have been calling for. The FL are showing their hand, they believe the PST are NOT Shalala The sooner all the wannabe fans on the board stop the delusion, stop punting your future to property developers. stop putting plasters on the fatty pipes and start calling it a day and setting off for Moneyfields and the Wesses, the better for the (afc) skates. WTFILN

Twitter seems the medium of choice for the PST, the News, TCWTB and the good Dr Sulaimin Al Fahim.

im @therealsulaimin, whos baloo?

A few tweets and the good DR returns, good to have you back, mines a '99. Have Chinny and Sulaiman been in bed all along? SAF was claiming ten % of Al-Miraje's empire IIRC. Im absolutely loving this.

Ive all but given up too. Very poor experience, I thought we were finally able to exit the contract. We used to have the best catering in the premier league FFS, now look at us!

appy days

PMSL, what a beautiful piece of poetry. The pompey spin and plucky bravado continues yet not a penny pledged has been layed on the table... as we race through september and the children need new school uniforms, calculators and backpacks I fear brave pledgees priorities may be challenged. The heating will be going back on soon and the christmas adverts cant be far away now. Im sure TCWTB would like nothing more, but I doubt little Johnny will appreciate an xmas card from mick williams of the trust thanking him for his pledge, and that he now owns a business card with a reference number on it rather than the iPad he wanted. But lets not forget about the real hero here, Balram Chainrai... I tried to re-watch an old "Sky Sports News Special Report" earlier which Bryan Swanson interviews Chinny and the like. IIRC it is the program that quotes SOCA, serious organised crime agency confirming "they can neither confirm nor deny they are investigating PFC"... ... recording interupted talk to me chinny boy, why have you had the program pulled?

I just cant keep up these days. When were the last coaches stitched up and booted out of pompey? If it was less than six months they have a case against the skates. Come on Chinny, get off that ferris wheel and get back on pennys tax evasion bus! Really looking forward to seeing the meltdown on POL, wonderful. Sha

Excellent point. I f*cking love Balram Chainrai.

I miss this plaice. Great to hear Chainrai is investing in ferris wheels in Liverpool. It cant be long now surely, Chinny or Moneyfields... I cant wait. God Save Balu Chainrai

How on earth could the trust cough up close to £2m for fees for Trevor? Their pledges, even with a 100% conversion rate is nowhere near that figure. I think they will be lucky to convert 60% of the pledges from £100 to £1000. I think I have developed a crush on Balu Chainrai

God Bless Balram Chainrai