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PMSL, this thread never tires... Massive week for Chinny coming up, im sure he is fully prepared and ready for business. I just hope he gets the justice he so richly deserves. God Bless Balram Chainrai

Indeed... the Coventry scenario plays in to the good man Chinnys masterplan perfectly.

I wonder if honest Chinny has any April Fools gags up his sleeve for his pet skates?

Calm down dear... the answer is straightforward and codified in the robust & fully funded business plan (although not published), there is no budget for the academy, the whole farce is to be funded entirely by sponsors and local business... in exactly they same way so many of the first class academies have been operating for years... SHALALA

it has to be absolutely 100% from whittingham and his plucky heros, one slip now and they are down. The glorious FL have made it perfectly clear numerous times that the skates have to be out of administration come the season end... meaning the few are 15 points adrift with 18 remaining. Im dressing up exactly what you said in a different manner, because it feels good. THe only disappointment to this scenario is that the skates could blow off the league 2 points deduction if the penalty is required this season to condemn them. Mind you, we still have the investigations into the last corrupt entity going on behind the scenes... there could be more in store (Luton style) for the skates. Are they still training at fratton fatland? Forget it, as long as the PDT bigwigs get their seat in the boardroom, and can threaten staff that I will be paying your wages soon, then all sense and perspective can go out the window. SHALALA

PMSL, good old skates, the hypocrisy is staggering. Circa £50 MILLION denied to the tax payer by the skates in just five years across the board; VAT, PAYE, NI, Income Tax... And to top it all off they are forcing the council to loan them a load of cash because their 'fans' couldnt/couldnt be bothered to raise enough money to buy their dilapidated, crumbling, cesspit of a liability/stadium. LOL Lets hope Chinny holds firm, the poor bugger, no wonder HMRC are backing him and Harris these days... the skates have shafted the tax man and now they want to diddle poor Chinny out of his investment too. Its disgusting really. But anything goes for the best atmosphere in world football Moneyfields

Chinnys Floater - PMSL

Absolutely, although it could have been implemented millions of £'s ago.

http://www.motor-mouse.net/products-page/famemouse/marmite-mouse-mat/ One for the nutjobs, come the glorious day in court!

What a beautiful video, followed by an excellent piece by Rallyboy. The river of hope has cast a plague over our bestest. God bless nutjobs far and wide. Roll on tomorrow

As funny a that would be it is no more realistic than the trust taking over. If we were to gazump the skates it would have to be for a deal with Tesco, it looks like there are plenty of property developers and people with liquidation experience ahead of us now. In fact, good old Voldermort has mentioned he was meeting potential pompey owners up to four times a week when in charge of the laughing stock: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/15/michael-appleton-blackburn-rovers-arsenal FFS Trev, tell these mugs to hurry up and pack their bags... Chinney wants these chancers OUT of his fratton hotel post haste, as mentioned above (and Haris), there are plenty of people looking to rent the presidential suite of nottarf. I understand there is a homeless shelter at Moneyfields the ramshackle skates could use... it even has two pitches, one for playing on and one for training on... its the perfect home. SHALALA

I think they owe allens press team for helping to lug the kit out, thats a magnificent refurbishment. The plucky players will have a cucumber corner at the fortress and then head off to the marsh land - Agent David stays within the fatpipes to use the exercise bike Once again they are taking on unnecessary overheads; transport, Meon Milton FC rent, pavilion maintenance... Moneyfields has two pitches, one for training...

I love the fact that TCWTB and all his merry mongs don't actually put a penny into the skates They bought them in the insolvency in the 90's FFS (PMSL), the lost revenue is probably more than the PDT have raised! Excluding the new creditors that is, HNWs, Robinson and the PCC SHA

PMSL That is absolutely shocking, although they are falling to their natural level of around 6k... The PDT trust spokesman Colin Farmerys rallying call to action worked well then, having asked fans to buy a ticket on his mega web chat... watching him stutter through his little video with the news made me almost feel a little sorry for him as he is clearly deluded and way out of his depth... but they all want to be the fan on the board so desperately, I cant wait until these mugs start falling out with each other. They need to hurry up and fold, they could be rebuilding at Moneyfields as we speak, and they have blown millions in the last year in this administration, millions which would have secured their future at non-league level. Instead they once again decided to break the bank on mercenary players and delusion... WTFILN

if the dewy eyed judge falls for that i willpursue a life of crime... i miss you nutjobs, rest assured i am reading each and every post... my toilet breaks are becoming expensive to my employers... the bestest atmosphere in world football.... PMSL! still reckon im bang on the money re: moneyfields shame about black Friday, im taking part in the first minute demo... then we draw a blue line and move on... poor old plucky don't have a ruler, they have a melting crayon, shame about those webbed fingers too! SHALALA , im still howling with laughter all my love

It would be funny if she hasn't, though not at all surprising. When you combine this hilarious analysis along with the soundbites by the fan on the board elects, the HNWs paying for Trevors fuel and lunch bills... it starts to paint quite a picture.

... Blimey, sounds like things have gone toxic... Chinny really has them by the balls now.

Even my old favorite David Lampitt would have struggled to spin that, and he is the best in the game... the greasy greaseball even managed to slip CSI in through the back door! This is a step beyond his imagination though, which is quite a stunning effort by the property trust... Shame it wasn't the full -17 (and counting) at this stage, I guess we will have to highlight the decade of financial irregularities next... good job Mr Hall Right Now has compiled them all for me as it would take ages to wade through our mega thread... More campaigning to the FL it is. Justice will be served for the greater good, im determined to make this happen... Our letters have served the good of the game so far, so I will continue to fight for sporting integrity. In a strange way (and confusing to them) we are protecting the skates from their own stupidity. One question would be pertinent to both the FL and the dewy eyed judge... how much money has been wasted since the PKF appointment, and how much of that could have been invested in the Moneyfields phoenix? Im guessing close to double figure millions now... how f*cking dumb are this PDT? SHA

Moneyfields, if only they took our advice about £10 million ago the trust could be laying solid foundations for the forthcoming 2013 Wessex league campaign. All those wages, all those parachutes, all Trevs fees, all those compromise agreements... all for the right to sub-let fratton off Chinny (via the PDT), use of the logo and the golden share (minus ten points). Smart. Not heard from the peoples champion, the trust ambassador and tax man wench lately? Has she converted her pledge to the PDT? I hope she wasnt only in it for the PR

Splendid solution. Chinnys charge can have a nice little release clause ratified by a dewy eyed judge, passed on to the new land owners guaranteeing the good fellow his security against any future profits earned by the property developers... It all sounds a little bit CSI to me! So once again, Chinny will be the shadow benefactor, bound by his cast iron debentures, but this time the ownership model has become even more fragmented. The developers will own the fixed assets along with 60-70% of the skate fc shareholding, knowing they have Chinny on their back to the tune of 8-9 million before they can look to prosper themselves. The trust will be the live in tenants paying rent to the developers who have the Portpin millstone round their necks for an indeterminate amount of time *****il he gets his money back). Other than fans on the board and some local press attention, im not sure a minority shareholding is going to be the bestest community buyout in the world. We know all too well the dangers of a fragmented shareholding and the division and power struggles attached to it, if the PDT get their way it will be a rough and rocky road ahead. Who is going to maintain the fortress? CSI threw 150K at the liability to replace the clock and pump all that fat out of the pipes to no avail. Who is going to underwrite SOL et al? Chinny is a player and can keep them off his back, I cant see the trust being quite so robust. Time to step up to the plate property developers, dont worry that taking on this liability could take you under, the bestest will cement you in skate folklore and hail you as their heroes...

How about Kusnir M,lud? Shalala

Corporate Ho has crumbled to the PDTs brutal campaign of threats and intimidation (...to think, Chinny taught them everything they know... and they repay him like this!)

just a load of back slapping on POL with just a handful of fan on the board candidates all brown nosing one another. No actual tangible answers in terms of numbers pledged etc, just a lot of nice to press a few palms/thank the grafters. They did flog ten hoodies though! Brilliant thread BTW on POL from our old pal PFC123, his natural wit and charm appears to have failed him which is a shame. It looks like their embarrassing attendances are really starting to hurt: is this one of us perhaps? Breathtakingly brilliant either way really. Good luck for a nice plum tie in the 3rd round. Trevor needs some financial support for PKFs Xmas bash, and Stuart Robinson (the property developer who is buying the liability of fratton and the gun runners car park) needs to remove some silly old decrepit trust bus off his soon to be new venture. Just watching AFC Wimbledon facing their demons at MK Franchise. It will be the equivalent to AFC skates getting a plum tie with fierce Hampshire rivals Eastleigh in a few years time.