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go f*ck yourself, Glasgow

27 hours into my new life and I feel no different, when will Glasgow fever kick in?

Just listened to Stuart Pearce giving his post match interview after bombing out of the U-21's: Not a bad Houdini tag I thought, he enjoys a nice self facilitated boom in the transfer market followed by the inevitable bust.

LOL - But calm down Sid. Its the pre-season, the worst month of it too. I would argue the downturn of posting volume on the PTS is proportional to the slowdown on the main bored etc. Plus they get absolutely minimal attention from anyone but factless and us nutjobs these days, completely forgotten and off the radar for good. But just you wait until August and beyond, its going to be thrilling.. and in a whole new way for us nutjobs. I predict all out delusion from the skates for the first month, factless getting all gooey and romantic about it, the bestest filling up a away stand for the first time in years, agent connelly still match fit etc. ..then the fall out begins. I cant wait for it.

Me and Glasgow (accompanied by his lawyer on the left) were locked down in talks over the weekend. Discussions were fluid throughout and as a result, I have decided to accept Glasgow Saints friend request.

which must be difficult to mask as the stench of dried out, dying skate grows by the day. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/article.php?id=2536#.UbRW7pBwbVI Superb, pmsl

Its all a smoke screen, the mods are keeping you close but what you dont see is the graphite blocks coming in by the day. Night of the long knives will blush in receipt of what is coming your way. Pleaze dont doubt the sincerity and emotion in that statement. You will burn in hellfire.

I didn't say I accepted, you sweaty mug.

I am simply delighted to be involved, I am really feeling the love right now, thanks mate!

It needs to be cheap, the maintenence budget for fratton park is less than you would spend on a local corner shop! This is the outcome so far, from this catlin fella hanging out in curry houses seven days a week 'talking to businesses'... hes managed to find someone to empty his bins on the cheap. I wonder if this firm is able to get all that fat out of those pipes too? LOL

Only teasing about the packaging, although I do think you are starting to give MLG a run for his money on this forum, you are a nutjob on a number of levels, I like it! It was more the reference to NC's statement on employing the very best in their field of work at Saints, which sits in quite stunning contrast to the boys club down the road where it is all about blagging your way on to the pledgees payroll slush fund based on who your old man is and how many posts he has made on a footy forum!

That is pretty shocking even for champagne mick and his merry(, very merry) hangers on. Let me guess, champagne iain will be placing his child/nephew as head of alcohol procurement? Fair play for sorting their children out by using their new found influence to secure them employment, but if I were a skate or trust pledgee, I would be extremely concerned... are these people market-leaders/qualified/ambitious/proven/track-record/business developers etc... or are they just blagging it due to their old mans clout? The9s (mega exciting) thread on the main board RE:ST packaging, shows our Chairman promising to deliver the best, to have the very best players and staff, the best in their fields who are employed by the club to deliver the very highest standards. Then down in portsea hall calls mick: “ello moosh, nice long lunch in the victory suite with iain?” mick: “yes mate (hic), not bad mate” hall: “mick, my lad is out of work, what can you sort out?” mick: “what is he good at, another engagement manager lol?” hall: “not much really, but ive had enough of him laying abaat all day” mick: “(hic) leave it with me mate, il get him a nice little numer, let me know how much you want him to be paid” Scrounger call NC: “Nicola...” NC: “No”

This is a photo from 2012 which might have some relevance, no idea but lots of the twitterarti are backing it. It is also known Camerons brother is the head of a law firm and has the initials AC. Both paint interesting scenarios. If any of this comes to light, I reckon Dave could be right in the sh*t: Didnt disclose during Levenson NOTW shut down AC had his no.10 security clearance glossed over Murdoch made to look a fool It would be quite delicious. How has this come to light? Were the poor darlings mobile phones hacked? Shocking.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10086273/Premier-League-2013-14-what-wont-happen-next-season.html The Di canio and redknapp stories sound pretty realistic.

Nice pic of old Chinny though. No mention of the impending power struggles over the fat pipes freehold (those charges...) and the land surrounding it.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pride-as-east-lodge-old-boy-returns-to-premier-league-1-5138743 Hilarious article in the snooze today, I thought this would be one of factless' finest but its not. They love to piggy back on other clubs' success dont they? Even a claim for JWP in there! Small time, no mark, tin pot, Sondico wearing wannabes. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/walker-quick-start-key-now-we-re-team-to-beat-1-5138734 Im thinking of lumping some cash on relegation again PMSL

I think it is a real strong show from both sides here, fair play to the mosque lot for publically welcoming anyone who is against extremism, and fair play to the edl lot for accepting the invitation and opening up dialogue. This is exactly what many of us want to see happening, this is only a good thing in my eyes. Well done edl, limp wristed extreme lefts wouldnt have ever managed such dialogue IMO, this shows how much good can come of people showing some concern for their community. Indeed, a show of class and a shining example of integration, tea and biscuits at a UK mosque discussing local affairs with the indigenous, very good to see. Now we need more mosques to open up and condemn what these extremists carry out in the name of islam. It is certainly a covert uprising in its infancy, trouble is if everything is under-reported now, it will come as a massive shock when groups like the edl go public themselves.

Bass likes to pop a cork similar to champagne iain! I cant imagine Chinny coming out like that, far more class. Old Sulaiman however, he loves a tweet. Whatever happened to his 10%?

Of course I would think differently, absolutely shameful remark there from you. My point hypothetical point was I would support a group of British people who if came out to support my neighbourhood following a barbaric attack such as Woolwich, I would stand by them. FFS please keep all of this barbaric nonsense out of my civilised country... we do not need this nor do we want it, this may seem normal culture out there, but we have a different level of respect for life, dignity and human rights. I don't understand why people keep suggesting this is a race issue? This is about a corrupt religious system designed to radicalise people. And yes last week was ugly, two somalians hacked a British soldier to death in our capital city in broad daylight, though you are more concerned with peoples expressions of grief, disbelief and fear to the kinds of scum we seemingly have let slip onto our land. That is half the reason we occupy the middle east IMO, keep the scum in there own turf, stop the corrupt ideology spreading to our Kingdom, a real middle class NIMBY approach you might say.

If an Islamic nutter hacks an innocent soldier down in my street or neighbourhood, I will back the EDL if they make a show of support for the area.

Ten weeks is a long time in football and a two month injury period sounds about the normal time injured for agent DC, pledges will disolve week by week as agent DC kicks back on the injury bench!

Agreed, they looked like a bunch of yobs drinking and smoking in tracksuits... Mind you, if some islamic nutters hacked an innocent man to death in broad daylight in my street/neighbourhood, and the edl turned up to 'protect the area' as they seem to do, I would stand beside them as would the people I know in the neighbourhood. Did any one watch the dispatches last night on Channel 4, The Hunt for Britain's Sex Gangs? Absolutely horrific what these people are putting children through, not even teenagers, 11 years old FFS: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dispatches/4od Dont watch if easily upset or disturbed.

FWIW the nutter who preached to the camera after hacking at the innocent man in the street like some sort of wild ape, seems to have quite a bit of blood on the (underside) cuff of his jacket on his left hand, have a look for yourself, look for the damp/dark bit. Not that I should be even entertaining your sick delusions. It concerns me as you have mentioned before about Pakistani origin IIRC. I think you should be ashamed for trying to defend your conspiracy post, well out of order PAP. Its frosty in the capital today and I certainly would not want to be a muslim in public today. This is going to shake us to the core of the foundations of society, we have to get control.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4938197/shooting-in-woolwich-london.html JP ditch the hat ASAP, seems other media are ducking out of the madmans DC reference

Appalling, it dosent seem real. These savage beasts are making the good people of their culture unwanted and unemployable. Get rid of the lot I say before it really is too late. Stay vigilant people, its feral in many areas of our capital. Stay safe.