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The man they sacked so unceremoniously, poor old Linvoy! All charitable donations (or pledges if you call them that) must be paid in cash at the ticket office, Liam Lawerence will be on hand to collect the monies using his famous one for me, one for TBH accounting system. All donations will be absorbed into the running of our insovent business, under the stewardship of former FA Head of Integrity David Lampitt. If anything unusual, criminal or simply sickening occurs the disgraced CEO will take full responsibility, blame it all on his staff and refuse to hand over a penny. The skates are getting emotional about the fantasy trust bid, check out this gem: A crumbling, derelict non league arena with fat in the pipes, no clock, brick walls for toilets and TCWTB! An arena that requires six figure investments (by the russian mafia) to blag a safety certificate. An arena that is landlocked by a gun running family, who charge you £6k PW for access to the cesspit! Yes indeed, this is ours Brilliant, PMSL!

LANDLOCKED

Referring to the 335 they have conned since the latest plea for another 1000 pledges. Im struggling with the figures, is that £660k short of £5m or £660k short of £8m? I like the ambiguity, it suits the pst vague smokescreen approach - that little sentence just made £3m swing seem utterly irrelevant! Still that is how the trust operate, lies and spin which would make the charity swindler Lampitt blush... in reality they have £135k in the bag, but the spin suggests as much as £7.4 million! (and thats before those of us pledgees that will fail to follow through with the £900, take the £2.50 hit and walk away) http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/9701495.Survival_fight_set_to____go_down_to_the_wire____for_Pompey/ I think this quote is far more revealing: Like Lampitt lies to charities, the trust are lying to their people and community! That quote screams only one thing to me... shalala

And that ladies and gents is how you become community club of the year! Incredible, and the second instance under a different ceo, different owners and different insolvencies... the staff will remain the same so additional shame on them. The fact that we have raised £1m, £1,000,000 through the Saints foundation whilst they are conning partner charities out of a few hundred quid really illustrates how far apart we are. We evolve, grow and prosper... they stagnate, steal, stink and devolve. Staggering really, I imagine Lampitt simply bunged the bucket collections in his boot and headed towards Hornton Heath. Whilst the childrens cancer charities still wait for a penny from CVA MKI (2010), pompey continue to take on loanees from man city, feed them and house them... technically skates can claim they have paid the charities as they are included as small unsecured creditors which signed off andrew andronikous cva. In reality though, as all creditors from that administration, are yet to see a penny and trevor is now telling us that cva will now never be honoured and they will be lumped in a % of a % of CVA MKII (if they are lucky)...absolutely sickening. Remember, if you ever read about pompey doing any community work, bringing cancer ridden children onto the pitch and handing them jumbo cheques, or any other initiative that looks decent = pompey will trouser the cash, f*ck the charities over then brush it all aside with some flippant remarks in a local rag by the ex-ceo... FFS, just shut them down, NOW.

Corporate Ho has been successful in putting together a consortium to make a pledge (or he sold his camera), theyre saved!

Corporate will tell you that when you find out, you are going to be pig sick! Its all very cute really. The infighting and bickering amoungst the fans is both amusing and fascinating. In week one of the last two to raise another 1000 pledges they achieved 180! That will keep Tal Ben Haim paid up to date until about mid June, or potentially Kitson right through to July! And thats before the likes of myself withdraw their pledge at the 11th hour... Mind you, if you want some uttely deluded nonsense then look at one of the trust spokesmans response to a skate asking some obvious questions... so many caveats, admissions, omissions and ignorance I really dont know where to begin: .... For me it lost all credibility with CVA cost is effectively the purchase price. It's likely to be nominal (in the scheme of things). Probably paid for by a large chunk of the pledges. I can only commend the little vote grabber for letting this delusion free, PMSL I remeber Pardew saying the same kind of thing to the like of Rickie, Fonte, Lallana, Connelly et al... The difference is he really meant it, the club was going to win things, it had been bought out by ethical investors and the club was excellently placed to rise up once again. Voldermort is simply lying through his teeth as that is all he can do. There is no potential, unless somebody gives them about £150m to catch up with the rest of us. The only current outlook is Chainrai coming back in to town to strip that carcass bare, if that dosent happen the disastrous trust will take over with less than a months working capital. The only way they have ever managed to convince players to join them when they could go to a better club/division is to grossly outbid rival clubs by offering bonkers wages, evidenced by the likes of Holloway, Warnock and Jewel recently. The only thing special going on over the next 3-4 years is a painful, painful decline: The fat will still be in the pipes Tal Ben Haim will still be on the books So will Kitson Gadymack will still own the carpark and charge £6k PW for access to fratton arena The clock will still be broken TCWTB and around 500-1000 will still be enjoying free entry on their season ticket for life PMSL No training ground, let alone anything else Chainrai will still own all the assests, the ground, everything etc Its either the special scenario above, or the realistic option below:

Maybe all the fat is holding up the buyers in the pipelines? The trust has just one week to raise millions and millions of pounds... That will be a very tall order, further compunded by those such as myself who will be withdrawing their pledge at the 11th hour, or offering them 20% of 20% minus -£100 expenses = £36... I think a number of the skates will back out regardless as their wives will want holidays, school uniforms, food etc... not giving a grand to Chainrai! It would be great to have another webchat with Trevor so we can press him on why he hasnt pulled the plug yet... I would like to take this moment to thank Ms MoneyPenny for her shameless little vote grabbing stunts, publicity whoring and propaganda sleaze... without you the trust bid would never have got off the ground. Your selfish little game may well have been the catalyst we have all been waiting for, the unexpected move which inadvertently brings about liquidation... I wonder if she even knew of the skates plight until her senior HMRC partner gave it some pillowtalk... HMRC hire agent to infiltrate MoneyPenny, the gobsh*te who will bring down the skates without even realising... God Bless HMRC?!

Amazing... one day it will dawn on them the blinding similarities that Crawley share with them, crap ground etc! Niko, you are a conference sized club, Fratton or Moneyfields... you are depressing to the opposition with your crumbling cesspit of an arena. This is the heroic 50x souls that went to Wigan, the 150x to Sunderland in the PL, or the 300 to Millwall etc... PMSL! That is a gem! Finally some sanity amoungst the deluded few!

Last night was very funny to watch, although I did feel a little sorry for Rovers. I thought the fans have been pretty poor in terms of support for their team, but impressive in their protests against Venkys. At least the Rovers fans have made their point loud and proud against their dodgy owners, the skates mustered up about 30 blokes in a park and walked to the ground with A4 sized question marks! The protest chicken on pitch was a moment of pure genius! The skates got confused, one week they were singing , and then the next week it was After all that guff from the above players claiming they were going to kill off the scummers promotion hopes, I am delighted to see them all failing to make any impact with their loan clubs and I thoroughly look forward to seeing Liam running the ticket office once again. A man who likes to be in control, getting in at the front line to pocket the skates hard earned cash before Chainrai hoovers it all up later! In lighter news, it is now May 8th and the trust have just one more week to raise the mythical funds... so far, its anything between £1-2-3m pledged... with another £9m minimum required just to pay off Chinnys secured debt (let alone his unsecured £7m)... just pretend no other costs exist at all for pompey, that is what they require just for the Hong Kong based loan shark!

Surely not?!

I think that would be Ian (http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/true-blue-ian-to-be-voice-of-pompey-s-local-businesses-1-3810306) I wish Ian all the best representing the many small creditors who have been completely screwed over by the community club of the year which is essential to the community they screw over time and time again... or something! Ironically, Plan B might get some vital experience if the current existence of the skates makes it to August... as they go to visit AFC Wimbledon at Kingstonian. This will give them an idea of what Moneyfields and Plan B will be like, and they can get a flavour of how they run a non-league club for a decade pushing up to League 2. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-announce-dons-friendly-1-3810568 And in other news, the toy market is not doing too well, and Corporate will not be buying a PST share. He is looking towards building a syndicate, presumably with the funds from the sale of his camera. Looking forward to the withdrawl of my pledge.

I think voldermort is showing signs that he is starting to crack, the skates are dragging him down to deluded lala-land... 15K? Forget it! Big fish? Nope, nowhere near? Big skate? Granted. Indeed, he is getting defensive and starting to show signs of weakness... run while you can voldermort FFS!

Absolutely, we heard all about Cotterils disastrous pre-seasons in the states, they were absolutely brilliant! Spending days on planes, stuck in hotels, all the kit going missing, players exhausted by the heat and playing in front of 2k crowds when the USA teams were promised the spectacle would fill the stadium no problem! And they had to pay for it, all the sponsorship was the typical spin and lies that we are all too used to... I wouldnt be surprised if their little community club of the year stunt was also paid for by the club in lieu of childrens cancer charities. Whatever happens, pompey dont pay bills, they just add it to the list of creditors which then get bolted onto another list of creditors a couple of years later. Even the f*cking trust owe money on the latest creditors list for thier trust bus open day scam!

Tony Lynam

Just took a small Kitkat break to throw another dozen votes on their...38% now! It is rewarding to help Voldermort get out of portsea before he gets dragged to Moneyfields with them. Poor old Corp (ps he is struggling to shift an old camera) is being educated on POL just how Sol Cambell has managed to retire... the £15million you mugs paid him probably helped! They are unsure if he has finished suing them yet... when sol, went up, to lift the cheating cup, he made a claim, he made a claim... PMSL!

This was always going to be an issue, you have to be prepared to basically burn a grand to be able to then fork out for a ST to get the same value... To me the big issue really is the £14m of bullet proof contracts that have to honoured for next season too. I cant see who is going to take the likes of Kitson off their hands, chances are the PST will have to go back to its members for another grand next year to pay for TBH! (not forgetting all the saints that will be withdrawing their £97.50 in a couple of weeks) They are suggesting they have found some £50k and £100k investors in exchange for directorships which will help things considerably. The issue with this is the huge divisions, factions amoungst the group and egos gobbing off to the press. I give you Lowe, Wilde, Crouch and all the other hangers on (Trant, Richards etc). I remain convinced that the trust initiative is for plan b, and a couple of million will go a fair way to rebuilding at Moneyfields... otherwise this trust needs more than £3-5m, more like £20m... In other news Voldermort is pressing on as the fans favorite to replace Roy at WBA, leading the pack by a fair distance at 35.6%! http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/west-bromwich-albion-fc/west-bromwich-albion-fc-news/2012/04/30/west-brom-vote-who-should-be-the-next-baggies-manager-97319-30870217/

The Burley vote rigger on SSN was the only successful thread I have ever penned, within about 24 hours we had him as the number one candidate for the sweaty job as the scots top choice... This time around I want to contribute and help get voldermort back to WBA asap. He has been pretty dignified in his fire fighting battle and set an example to directors, players, fans on how to behave in a bad situation... no bleating or delusion, reality and honesty instead. Fair play to voldy really, seeing as he was conned into a role he didnt apply for, lied to by his gangster bosses from the word go. Unfortunately it looks like the vote rigging has been outed by a skate... sorry voldermort, I tried my best!

Up to 24% now and a clear front runner, another 10% and hes in the clear! http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/317478/? So far they have £100k, with pledges rising to a million... problem for them is scummers like me will be taking their money back less £2.50 on May 14th/June 1st! (either that or they can have 20% of 20% of the pledge minus my expenses of £100 = £36) Big fans stuggles, they will be jousting for fans on the board, alongside jousting for trust board member positions, spokespersons, directors of football... just wait until they have to actually make a decision... they are already divided as a fanbase about the trust, in general these initiatives only really work in Moneyfield scale operations... Possibly not a waste of time, but more of a smokescreen to cover the reality. The PST will raise £2/3m max (inc celeb/player funds), whereas the good man Chinny alone is secured at £12m (+ £8.6m unsecured)... this is not an initiative to take over the current pompey, this is about AFC Poopey at Moneyfields.

Worth pointing out that you get a second vote if you use a different web browser! Also, deleting cookies enables you to vote as many times as you like! Ive just pushed him over the 22% mark as he races towards Martinez, with Hughton the ultimate target at 31%... I will chuck a few more votes in as the day passes, Im sure the WBA board will be delighted to see a poll in their local paper has the fans demanding for a return of Appy... no compo, nice and cheap, and the fans favorite... Martinez who? More begging and desperation, trying to take more millions of tax payers money whilst they continue to avoid any tax obligations they have themselves... absolutely sickening.

theres only one peter storrie or is that you can stick your f*ckin arabs up your a*se? Most other clubs dont spout this drivel, nor do they peddle myths about fortress fratton/travelling army/loyal fans... especially when pack the park can only pull in 12k home fans in the clubs most desperate(/recent) hour of need... especially when those tickets were subsidised to the point where prices were actually lower at fratton than you could go and watch blue square south teams for... 1) So far down to about 12k bestest and falling at a considerable pace 2) No, you simply offer them bonkers contracts that bigger clubs couldnt. E.G Norris/TBH/Kitson/Varney/Sol/Defoe... in fact pretty much all players signed in the last 5-8 years 3) That cup belongs to the creditors Which translates to: For Sale, a badge, a golden share for one year, a guarantee of a minimum £15m loss in your first year, derelict ground owned by Hong Kong loan shark, landlocked by a Russian gun runner, a small deluded fan base... and ACWAB!

Its in overdrive! ... Etuhu knows it’s time to say goodbye ... Hilarious, the delusion has never been greater! The morning after the great promotion party I watched it all over again in glorious HD, fantastic. The relevance to this thread is of course we had Steve Claridge at SMS to cover the big game... is he a saints fan now these days? All I have seen of this season is him gushing over how great we are and how dirty the DFCSBs are! Like clockwork Stevie was glowing with praise about the Saints, talking about our fantastic infrastructure, considerable financial backing and wonderful support... All whilst Is This the Way to Amarillo was blasting out of our PA system! That is some classic comedy viewing right there, I was howling and PMSL! (Also great to hear TBH has been out for the last two weeks, got to love that guy!)

Some great reading over on POL, discussing what the preferred outcome is - Chinny or Bust! What these ungrateful DFCSBs forget is that the good man Chainrai has kept them alive for the last couple of years, without him and they would be finishing their first season in the Wessex league. If he wants to charge them 24% interest for this, so be it! If you dont like it, off to Moneyfields you trot. pompey get to see the architect of their demise tomorrow, our good friend Steve Cotteril - the king of quality over quantity

An elegant, eloquent and rather fitting tribute to the DFCSBs! Thoroughly enjoyed the creditors meeting today, lots of my favorite heros all under one roof eyeing up the rotting carcass. Welcome Mr Chainrai, its good to have you back! Good to see you have come back fighting for whats yours, all the best in your conquest. Exciting, isnt it? PMSL

Calm down, you are getting hysterical... remember Chainrais recent comments: If the trust cant find his £18.6m, or a buyer dosent gallop into town, then Chainrai simply gets to exercise his prefferential secured creditor status and seize all assets of PFC as according to the fixed and floating charge pompey agreed to when they accepted his filthy cash. Yes, that dosent get him his money back, but it does get him some decent acre-age in the heart of the peoples republic of portsea. He will own a stadium with no club (liquidated) to facilitate the arena, he can simply join in with the 'pompey village' flat developments... so long as he leaves a little garden of fratton park turf in the middle. Forget about the councils sporting use only covenants, the tories have already confirmed they mean nothing and can be appealed to the top channels. Conveniently Sasha Gadymack owns the land surrounding the ground, so its landlocked... are they in it together you say? The council cant even get near fratton park with or without some useless covenant, they simply cant get near it. If Chainrai and Gadymack show a little patience eventually the council will have no choice but to roll over and let the demolition party begin - they are powerless, the boys have got them just where they wanted them. Lets recap on how utterly stuffed the lovely DFCSBs are: The plan is working perfectly!

With regard to item one on your list of reasons why we are (WT)FILN, I have come to the conclusion that the current trust bid is just a smokescreen to raise as much potential money as possible for PLAN B. When the club is liquidated the skate trust can come out and say they are ready to launch the pheonix club... instead of backing the bid they will emotionally blackmail pledgees to stick by your pledge. £1m/£2m will not ever get near the funds required to pay off Chainrai, Gadymack and HMRC - Not in a million years! I have formed this opinion based on a number of reasons; The PST spokesman was utterly clueless on the webchat, the ommissions and caveats were deafening... Penny and her little vote grabbing stunt, like all tories she is all about the self interest... POL moderators and PST board members publically squabbling, the division amongst the skates is clear for all to see... the pitful amount of pledges standing at £100k/£1m after a month despite massive PFC/Snooze/PST/Penny PR campaigns (and thats before b*st*rds like me withdraw their pledges or offer to see it through at 20% of 20% less £100 expenses ShaLaLa) Maybe I was right all along?