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Exuse me? I think you are mistaken for history of fraud and deciet on a global scale, combined with utterly pathetic support from the phew. PMSL Now I know everyone is tired of the old attendence debate, however it is quite clear the russian mafia either didnt care or were mislead about 'the bestest fans in the landzzz ™' So we have pompeys last away attendence of a few ****ing hundred (on a Saturday), against a few thousand of Saints on a Tuesday night, fresh from our away trip to Burnley where another thousand (maybe more) made the journey... Skates, massive club... massive! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14974664.stm Well Mr Dubov quite clearly states in his PR extravaganza that 'over half a billion pounds was moving around the club yet it didnt have any toilets, this will not happen again...' Are you questioning your owners now, they should know, they own the dump! They state it on national television, tax payer funded (excluding PFC) television, that the previous owners were so busy moving money around, they never got round to sorting the fish *****ers out with a sh*tter... Nice that you acknowledge the clubs only value is based on the land which nottarf sits on. The only way that land has any value is without the dirty cheating skate bastards on it.

... ... That is a very valid point and one perhaps we should debate further on this magnificent thread. Why would the Russian Mafia ‘invest’ (PMSL) in a football club that by even the most optimistic of men can only be seen as one hideous liability of financially suicidal proportions. The stadium must be the biggest liability on the books, needing £130k just to get it past the health and safety line this year... and yet somehow the ARENA is classed as a £10m asset!!!??? How can a property that is supposed to accommodate 20K people be worth £10m and yet, by admission of its proud new mafia owners, not any bloody toilets! Uh, oh... The HO has been talking to his well placed source at the club, whom he sees socially every two weeks or so Well, either Alan Pardew has been doing his wife, or he moved down for £1-a-pint night at the Registry as he certainly wouldn’t move down to footballs most publicised disease for extra references on his CV!

Great posts chaps, the control system that is 'money' really has got us by the balls! I guess eventually all this digital cash, where only about 25% of it exists, stops going round in circles... So much inflated wealth, and when are we going to stop focusing on state debt and start tackling personal/private debt? I believe the UK personal debt is around £25k for every man, woman and child... about as solvent as the skates! Maybe its time to bring the show to an end, reset all the numbers to zero... The infamous trader aint quite as savvy as he makes out though, going on his £900 cash in the bank and living in his birds mortgage: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/8792829/BBC-financial-expert-Alessio-Rastani-Im-an-attention-seeker-not-a-trader.html He stands by what he says though... Maybe its time the people start reclaiming these financial institutions and bring them back to reality, bring these corporations under control and enforce a moral backbone on our governments... if the trader gets his prediction right then the revolt will be big enough to bring change perhaps... Maybe its time to start growing vegetables, doing woodwork and rear sheep/learn to knit!

Did you ever contact Whats up Corporate, you seem a little edgy, you seem rattled? a cute little letter from Limpitt thanking the best supporters in the land for the massive bumper attendence on saturday: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Lampitt-Hails-Blues-Fans-2605.aspx bless, they even deduct the 700 hull fans in the process... 14k home support, massive club, massive... the most amusing part is the statement that this is the biggest crowd they have mustered up this season, and more than they achieved up to this point last year! I thought you were on target for 16k ST holders Corporate?

the new economic reality... the rioters will be middle class this time next year!

pmsl

Lets not forget Gadymack is charging the skates £6k PW for the carpark, so roughly a £1/4million a year. That should be enough for the mortgages on the wasteland and some left over for a few IEDs, tanks and the like for Angoloa. And as redKeith points out, as the Russian mafia have publically stated there intention to purchase the grubby patch of land, they have instantly weakened their bargaining position and strengthened the Gun Runners asking price. With regards to the other areas of business in trouble, mafia mastermind Antonov has been flatly refused trading licenses by the UKs Financial Services Authority, and as such cannot operate his rotten little banks over here, which he mainly uses to extract money out of Russian Railways and investment funds (allegedly). There is also the embarrassing fall out with the FBI and the Swedish government, not to mention General Motors. The Russian mafia can claim that they are publically defending smear campaigns online against them all they like, but when the FBI warn a European country not to touch a Russian because of a dodgy past linked to organised crime, there surely must be something wrong? Maybe the FBI have got it in for poor little poopey too! I wouldnt expect you to notice land prices rise or fall, no! As above, £6k per week, whether you have a game or not, PMSL. And whilst you may not be paying the Gun runners for clotterils cupboard or the stall that sells the red and black penis kits, but you will be paying rent to somebody else now! Probably Harry, Venables, Milan or some old associated crook. Well the pledged to raise £15m in player sales last summer to raise funds to support the first £3m odd payment. Of course, Storries valuations were deemed bonkers by the market (shame the judge couldnt see the stinking pit of deceit staring it in the face) and no money was raised and the CVA blown off until 2012. They spunked the first tranche of parachutes just to finish the relegation campaign in the prem, and Chinny has got his £16-24million (depending on his interest %, 24%?) secured too which i cant see the Russian mafia bothering with... I would hazard, NO, no money is ringfenced to pay off damaged local businesses, abused childrens cancer charities and Her Majestys Revenue and Customs... Dirty little tin pot stain on the FL

A Polish student in Cardiff has released his collection of images he call 'Cardiff After Dark' which basically portrays the UK as an alcoholic state, where its people drink to excess with no regard for there dignity, safety or health. This happens every weekend in every town and city in the country, and makes the London riots look like another day in the office for the police that have to clean up the mess. Are we morally corrupt? emotionally broken? desensitised to reality? And for those a little older, are you comfortable in the knowledge that this is the future, and do you trust the drinking classes to support your pensions and make a positive contribution to society? http://cargocollective.com/maciejdakowicz#1423665/Cardiff-After-Dark http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Binge-drinking-Shaming-images-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html My Favourite picture is this clown: Bang Tidy!

Only to clear up the AIDs... Its truly disgusting. And he is a dirty savage scumbag who has no place in our country. To read that he is employed by a London council is even more infuriating. He came to our country, raped a 13yr old child and gets convicted, ends up abusing the legal system to the point where he gets indefinate leave to stay here, and then gets employed by the ****ing government! Shame on the UK and shame on the EU, how anyone can see this as right and just is beyond me! If I were that 13yr old girl, that has now been raped by both the nigerian scumbag and now the European courts, I would be seeking vigilante justice and I would follow it through to the end! Very similar to this story from last year, where an iraqi illegal ran over a 12yr old girl, and ran off and left her to die. The father had to turn the life support machine off for his only child. Courts decide he gets to stay in the UK... as he has the right to a family life! http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/15856653 Staggering really, do these judges do it for a laugh, or are the paid commission by the media to produce these scandalous stories?

I wondered whether the mini stadium would be built with a view to having a second team competiting in the Football League in a similar mould to Barcelona and Real, however 7k would probably be too small! I wonder how many fans would go and watch Man Utd reserves if they could? They have 330 million fans, and many hundreds of thousands of fans in Manchester who cannot afford to watch the 1st team. I wonder if it were Utd that had a second stadium, could they fill it for reserve/youth games? Didnt we used to play reserve matches at SMS with free entry when in the PL, getting gates of 5-10k? Dont worry about Brighton, they are a decade behind us! Perhaps your theory is more closely alligned to what City are trying to achieve, getting ready for the global galatico league. and if we are preparing our strategy in anticipation of this, then we will be right up at the top of the English game, which would be marvellous, but also just!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/sep/19/manchester-city-barcelona-premier-league The new power brokers in English football, Machester City, are set to invest a breathtaking £100m into the development of a new training facility. The site will house a 7k seater stadium for the youth teams, 15 pitches, accommodation and so on as reported in the article above. To sweeten up the planning comittee they have planned to build a college and a swimming pool! To me this demonstrates the serious long term vision of City becoming a global force up there with Real and United. This is not a jab at the Saints at all but I thought it may be worth some debate or comparison, for example our new set up will be 21.5 acres against Citys 80 acres. Also, to our 100 or so academy scholars, they will have 400. Can we compete with the bonkers money at the top of the game? I wouldnt ever expect NC or the Liebherr family to start investing funds on this kind of scale, however it does highlight what the top competitors are aiming for. I feel bad even making these comparisons, as I believe we should all be greatful and excited about our own development plans. We have demonstrated that we are growing as a club and investing in an aspect of our club which is very important to the team and the business of the club. Everything we are doing is foward thinking and bodes very well for the future, but can we keep up with this lot? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1900274,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14974664.stm What a cracking interview! As others point out, they didnt actually say anything, make any concrete promises, or commit to anything! I liked how Roman was reading from something behind the interviewer... probably printed sentences and soundbites in jumbo text for him to fall back on... ''were ares addicted to the pompey''... Roman certainly looked very shifty, trying to force a fake smile to look less like a henchman from the Russian mafia. Vladimir didnt seem to give a s*it really... despite them not saying anything at all of any substance, some nice caveats and admissions came out in the grand PR extravaganza... the bit about half a billion pounds 'moving around' the club was fantastic, and a real insight into how these guys plan to operate. the general language was a little concerneing too, they would have had to prepare their responses as they are not English by mother tongue, so to be using words such as 'territory', 'army', 'addicted', 'nonsense' and so on is a little concerning for the blu phew im sure. the greatest admission was "we want to be a proper football club", it was nice of them to confirm that the club is not a proper football club, in fact it was nice of them to confirm that they are so far from being "proper", they dont even have "proper" toilets! And why do they keep talking about there 'academy'? They dont have one surely? They cant possibly have the elite catagory status enjoyed by clubs such as Saints and Arsenal... maybe they just have a centre of excellence/youth team? If they want to establish a "proper" academy, they will need a lot longer than five years! They will also have to contend with the reputations of Saints, Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham, Reading and so on. Brighton are also in the process of setting one up, with real money, and they already have new toilets at the new stadium. I would suggest that the Russian mafia will need to 'source' around £150m from the EIB/Russian railways to make poopey a "proper football club", and thats just to standstill with the likes of Saints to the west, and Brighton to the east, and half a dozen London clubs to the north! So, the "vision" for the "5 year plan" to become a proper club is as follows: 1) pop over the road to B&Q and buy some new toilets 2) Install new toilets, release official club statment 'new toilet territory at nottarf' 3) Hire local Boy-Scout group as the new 'academy', see if they can buy the lease for the scout hut to become the centre of excellence 4) Buy the tarmac around the arena So basically all they are doing is fixing a couple of s*itters!

You should name your children Mohammed and Olivia, HTH

Fantastic news! It will be great to hear of all the revolutionary changes going on down at nottarf, such as fixing the toilets, patching up the leaky roof etc... It will also be good to hear from the Russian Mafias mouths that the charities have NOT, and will NOT be paid... The south today best tread carefully though, they dont want the Russian mafia breathing down there necks, it is clear to see the effect it is having on poor old clotteril these days... the mans losing his marbles, shaking under fear of his life, wondering when they will come and pay him a visit... Any tough questions will be dodged by the simple diversion tatic of the russians calmly placing there revolvers on the table, and large men standing in front of all exit points... It would be nice if they can detail the five year plan they have mentioned, unless all they have to say is 'no new stadium for five years'... a vote of confidence for stevie clotters? or the black spot? will they acknowledge the greatest fans on earth? the magnificent 8k ST holders who pay for TBH outright? Or the fabulous 200 that made the trip to Hull on the weekend to see another red card performance? Im struggling to think of anything positive they can say other than fan-pandering b*llocks and PR guff, if they can grasp the English language that is...

Pmsl

Massive support... Massive

I have to say Doobeye Fills posting does seem to be declining in sanity. I suspect sometimes he does it on purpose, so not to trigger any sensors in the paranoid sand lands he presides in, hence all the shortened names and nicknames... he does seem to know his stuff though, if you can break it all apart and put the puzzle back together again... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/FC-Rostov-Tickets-Are-On-Sale-Now-2566.aspx Now, on face value, you have to commend the skates and their hockey supporting owners for arranging this. However, it does bring one very big blindingly obvious question to the forefront: Will the charity get paid? Actually, the more pertinent question might be; how can you pledge to support another charity when there is £130k odd of money outstanding to existing partner charities? Lets not forget, one of the main children’s charities was even presented a giant cheque on the hallowed (!) turf at Nottarf in front of the pompey faithful (!!)... yet it didnt see a penny... I hope no children died as a result of these selfish actions... However, pre-prejudices aside this looks to be a decent gesture from the Russian Mafia. On a side note, I wonder if pompey managed to shift those 400 tickets for the Hull away game? might as well forget about the other 2100 tickets available. http://pompeypages.com/2011/09/15/pompey-lead-list-of-failed-drugs-tests/ Skate fan calling for answers as to why they did the most runners from the doping police... maybe they were all down at Hornton Heath in official club kit, on club time, with old Avram? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/pompey_boss_feared_there_would_be_no_kc_stadium_return_1_3059998 This ones quite funny, Clotteril falling hook line and sinker for the posturing between the gun runners and the loan sharks... he almost sent his team home! http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Tallack-Joins-Dorchester-On-Loan-2563.aspx Clotteril is sending his young talent out on loan, is this to get the squad numbers artificially down again so he can bring in more mercenary @ £20kpw? Funnily enough, despite the player signing a professional contract with the club in the summer, he has not been included in the official squad! More bonkers cheating skates in my eyes... and for those not in the know, the people’s republic of poopey is surrounded by water. Explorers originally built bridges into the wasteland to see what the funky odour was all about, and they discovered TCWTB... other discoveries of note were that the native population had webbed hands and feet which enabled them to swim at greater speed and as such, able to mate with the Skate fish in the ocean. the inbreeding on the island had taken its toll on the local intellect with intelligence levels at record lows. The thick foreheads and cross eyes gave an added strength to the 'breadwinners' who used the extra slabs of skin to help break through the surface when diving in the mudflats.

we should organise some red and white pieces of card to hold up before the game too, maybe SMS will sort us out. On a slightly more serious note though, last time we bought lots of inflatable fish... this looked hilarious when watching the highlights. I would like to continue this trend and may start bulk buying inflatable fish... instead of replica shirts, how about we dress as sheiks/fake arabs? I want to throw fish at the skates...

Good shout, I reckon tricky players like DeRidder, Guly and Lallana will cause them problems, in particular mercanry hoofers like Carr! Love the confidence! The Brummies put in a decent shift last night and them scoring a goal was an absolute blessing, as it gave them hope and made them fight until the very end. When the third Braga goal went in, the whole ground went totally silent (only a handful of Braga fans)... everyone looked absolutely gutted, Hughton looked like he was gonna cry! Brum was gutted, deflated and exhausted. There season has started poorly considering the expectations, and Carson Yeung has been refused permission to visit the UK, so the off the field issues remain in distress. This should work in our favour, not that we need to rely on external circumstances. Houghton is a good coach in my opinion, but I believe Adkins is better! If we can keep tighter at the back this week, we should be up for it. I predict a 4-2 Saints win! COYR!

Do you like any aspect of your club ata ll anymore? There cant be much left to embrace. Even Limpitt is starting to lie to the fans, for example telling them the charities had been paid. Interesting information regarding the BVI companies. I knew they were secretive but that is insane, and supports the theory that Ali Al Faraj never existed, it also supports the theory that Chinny didnt pay for the club, but is taking £17m + 24% interest out of it! Them gun runners really have done a number on you boys! I reckon they cooked this idea up (gun runners sasha + daddy, with loan sharks chinny + kushniar) over a nice dinner and a few drinks... Corp, if I were you I would watch out for the Russian mafia, as it seems every single owner you have had this decade has screwed you over.

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I like the way it states '£75 PLUS VAT' ..... the cheeky f*ckers, everyone knows the skates dont pay the taxman! It serves as a reminder of how awfully poopey have conducted themselves over the last few years... So TCWTB buys his 'hospitality' ticket for £75+15 VAT, pompey then scoop the lot, put the extra £15 into a piggy bank labelled 'gun running', then a couple of years later when Her Majestys servants take them to court to get the countrys money, the club sticks two fingers up, folds and then forces them to accept 20% of the original amount...! but thats not the punchline... because the real joke is that they dont even intend on paying the 20% back! Haha United Kingdom, unlucky, the peoples republic of portsea has done a number on you... so you can forget your hospitals, forget your police, forget all essential services because were not paying for them, the money is going off to purchase more land mines for Angoloa! Should Pompey be trialled and executed for High Treason? Off with its head!

I fogot about old Brown greasing himself up for the Saints job! I remember him last year giving live interviews (before an SMS match) to the Solent whoring himself to whoever would listen... he clearly didnt get Corteses policy on the media! I can imagine a Cortese & Tangerine duo would have ended in disaster, and it reminds me how lucky we are to have Nige! Saints to field the development side with some first team benchers/fringers, progress through to the final 16, for a nice big plum tie against a plastic PL giant!