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http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/lawrence_i_deserved_my_red_card_1_3048330 So Liam Lawrence believes he deserved a red card for both his dangerous, career threatening challenges he put on a fellow professional. Funny how Clotterill "revealed he privately addressed his captain over his dismissal at Upton Park – after publicly leaping to his defence." '‘You have to back your players publicly – I’ve always done that, even if they’re wrong.’' Well, what would you expect, another morally corrupt scumbag down at Fratton Park! I dont really have a bloody clue what he is mumbling on about in this one: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/pompey_boss_forced_into_loan_rethink_1_3048340 "If you have a budget for a Mercedes, you don’t shop in Rolls Royce" I thought thats exactly what the skates do, ie, £130m on the credit card when you live in a derelict shed?... Funny that Stevey boy, what with your highest paid XI in the division last season, and you are the (3rd/4th?) biggest spenders this season... ‘We have one cake and we’re trying to get what we can out of that cake.’ Sorry, what? How about you have your cake and f*cking eat it. And then this beauty from the fans forum: http://www.portsmouth-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/pompey_fans_forum_summary_700343/index.shtml Looks like the dumb skates got a little starstruck and have swallowed it all, all over again. ..."Lampitt replied that the small creditors would be paid "as soon as possible" but there is still no clarity on who is liable to pay them. Is it Portpin or CSI? Nobody seems to know." That is really quite pathetic from the FAs former Head of INTEGRITY, basically washing his hands of it. It also confirms that whilst Limpitt alluded to the small creditors (charities) being paid by the end of the summer, not a PENNY has been paid... are you reading Corporate? Clotterill reckons 'that there was a problem with referees in England in general' .... dirty cheating skate bastard, nuff said. The fans asked for a new stadium, Limpitt just told them 'no rash promises' and then mentioned they have zero potential as the gun runners still own all the land around the dump that is Nottarf. He bigged up the Russian Mafias 5 year plan, citing the £100k bonaza spend on essential maintenence to ensure the 'arena' could legally open the gates, and mentioned the academy... Surely the dont have full academy status? I thought only top, top teams, like Arsenal and Saints got Academy status... does he mean centre of excellence/summer school? Clotterill then explains that he had to buy players as he couldnt get any free transfers, despite about 700+ PFA players being avaliable on Frees right now... And the SKATE mugs... just lapped it all up... blooo arrrmaaaeee - you dirty, endorsing-cheating skate bastards

The skate snooze is a little concerned: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/opinion/alan-mcloughlin/pompey_paying_penalty_for_disciplinary_record_1_3045187 Funnily enough, they start talking about the laws of the game, conveniently forgetting poopey dont do laws. They were the second most disgraceful team in the beautiful game last season, second to Dirty Leeds... the highest paid XI demonstrating how to kick, fight and cheat there way out of a relegation fight... And this season they have returned with that same spirit of shocking discipline and dirty tactics, but this time they lead the table of shame. Another accolade they picked up last night, was the most abandoned drug test in the Premier League, even though they have only been in there 5 of 20 years! Maybe that is why the players are out of control and disrespecting there opposition, forcing them into dangerous, unnecessary, career threatening challenges - as they are all bang on the charlie et al... might as well when you are being paid WELL over the market rate for your services! So congratulations Corp and Mack, you now follow the No.1 club for avoiding drug tests... another one to chalk onto the honours wall at Gadymacks carpark. Your next commendation, has to be for managing to be so f*cking clueless its un-bloody-believable... Paying a rival club a £1m fee for a player they never signed... all signed and sealed by Danny Azougy, an official working on behalf of the skates: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/pompey_closing_in_on_asmir_judgement_1_3045109 And lets not forget about the blue phew, the loyal and faithful skates with there one and only PUP song... They are travelling up in droves for Hull away, having sold 400x for this saturdays match, out of a 2.5k allocation: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Hull-Tickets-Latest-2553.aspx Massive club... massive! DFCSB

Do you not feel sorry for the ''White working class male'' in the tale above, at all? He only wanted to make £20! I liked the bit about him not having a certificate for a tool he has been using for 20 years, I can imagine that happening by some council non-jobber... also the gypsies wasting his land whilst he is in jail, and he has to pay the costs afterwards... definately plausible! The bit about being forced to scrap his van is also poignant yet amusing - it is reasons like this I will not hire or pay foreigners to do work when I suspect they are playing the system, like the Bulgarians in the anecdote... these human car washes, gardeners, fast food vans etc, I suspect they are on UK benefits whilst not declaring a cash in hand income, so I will not support them!

Call Neil Allen at the Portsmouth News sports-Desk... the Childrens Cancer Charities have NOT BEEN PAID. Im not talking in fantasy CVA currency here, but cold hard cash, paid to the charities.

Great post and a great article... Old Nige is even having an effect on my own mentallity as his ever positive remarks absorb into my big spongy brain... He is a fantastic man and a magnificent manager, he has worked extremely hard since he came into the building. He has got the fans, players and staff all pulling in the same direction and we are together as one, we are playing attractive football and we are polishing those diamonds! Top work Nige! I hope Nige and Nico can take us to the PL, and I hope they both commit for the long, long term at SMS! This would be a prime opportunity to re-introduce the 'Ask Adkins' quotation bank! http://askadkins.info/

So we have clarified that Chinny promised to pay the small creditors, it was codified in AAs legally binding CVA document, and that AA and Limpitt have confirmed at various stages that they had been paid... but of course in reality they are still yet to recieve a penny... when they say they have been paid, it means they have a legitimate claim for the money, and as Clapham points out, once paid it will be deemed settled in terms of the CVA... So the charities might see some payment in 2012, if they can survive until then... The Childrens Cancer Charities may have been 'paid' under the technical blanket of the CVA, but they are yet to recieve a penny! As that total mug PFC123 kept pointing out a while ago, the CVA is technically in full swing and the creditors are getting payment as to the schedule they agreed to... again in reality this means that not a single penny has gone to the creditors, and they have a small hope of seeing the first installment at some point next year... legally this is hunky dory as the creditors fell for it and signed the deal The skates were rather funny on Soccer AM, firstly because they had no songs after 'pay up poopey' to sing after the advert breaks, and secondly because they were all wearing the new skate 3rd strip; the giant penis with a woman on the shoulder spreading her legs. What amused me most was Hells Bells screaming at the skates to STOP CHEATING... NO, THATS CHEATING... STOP IT, STOP CHEATING! This was during the penalty shootout game at the end, where the skates emulated their owners by breaking all the rules of the game to achieve a competitive advantage... and it really paid off for them as they got some illegal goals which pushed them to the top of the table. Hells Bells stated she was angry that their cheating antics had put them at the top of the table, and once again a dark cloud of shame descended over the skates... they could barely celebrate the illegal success, because, as always with poopey, it was an illegal sham built on totally immoral foundations... Surprised TCWTB didnt make an apperance, the Pompey mascot, the pride of poopey!

Corporate, you are forgetting that, like most Peter Storrie deals, all these expensive assets you had were bought on the never never... See below in bold! Your club is still in dispute with international clubs over historical transfers from your glory days of £70m worth of playing assets on the books. You sold Muntari, Diarra etc, but you had barely paid a fraction of the fee from which you bought them for... hence the scenario above, where you sold Johnson for a big fee, but the majority of that had to go to the club you originally bought the player for! You had equity or negative equity on most of Harrys dream team... You were STILL in dispute, and I suspect you still are in dispute with clubs such as Udinesse in Italy over failure to pay your transfer fees, despite already selling them on to another club! I think you also shoved the foreign clubs into the CVA, as they were outside the FAs Football Creditors rule... This resulted in the foreign clubs mounting an official complaint to FIFA, the worlds football governing body... This is one of the many reasons we claim world football percieves you as a crooked sham... because they do! Luckily for you, FIFA are as dirty as Avram after a training session with the players, and not much has been heard since if I recall. Carrying on with the 'global footballing communtiy percieves you as an illegal entity' , I think the complaints to FIFA from fellow football clubs were about the same time you were booted/forced to pull out of Europe because you were (and are) such an embarrassing basket case of a club! I had a skate mate who used to try to defend his club, although nowhere near the disgraceful manner in which you do... I was relentless, and now he wont even talk about Poopey, to anyone, he just cant bring himself to it... be careful Corporate, if you keep working yourself up, coming on here and trying to defend criminals, you could be the next silent wreck in the corner. You DSB

I understand that it is a small percentage Ho, I am simply introducing my latest theory regarding the CVA: that the small creditors 100% payment deal by Portpin, codified in the CVA, was actually an intentionally 'wooly' condition specifically designed to undermine the whole financial agreement... whereby the irregularities of paying one set of unsecured creditors 100% over another set of unsecured creditors getting 20% (4% over five years minus AAs luncheon vouchers) would effectively mean that the agreement becomes illegal, resulting in the whole CVA becoming nul and void and the process needs to be started all over again... Chinny does a bunk with his cash, plus remaining secured and seperate from a document which he knows is a sham, AA can wash his hands of it now that HMRC have sent in there own serious fraud investigators and the Russians absolve themselves from any responsibility as they have nothing to do with the old co' given all the irregular situations that occur at your club on a daily basis, the above scenario wouldnt be much of a surpirse... lets not forget HMRC spent many days in the High Court challenging the administration process, the CVA, the secured statuses, their unsecured status... basically they argued the whole bloody thing stank of skate... Didnt Bompey have CVA difficulties resulting in them almost bombing out of the football league alltogether? (if it werent for E.Howe) With regards to point two, I have seen you claim a few times on here that the childrens cancer charities have been paid... I have never seen one shred of evidence to support this claim, if you could help clear this particular shameful horror story, please do! We have had a poster on here claim that they are involved with the Gosport childrens cancer charity, and they have yet to recieve a penny... if you can counter that then go ahead and we can strike it off the long, long list of disgrace! The fans rallied together to sort out St.Johns Ambulance as the club seemingly couldnt be f*cked to give them the £4k odd, so hats off to them for that.

Ah, now I see how loan sharks become loan sharks... Chinny intentionally put in this 'wooly' offer to the small creditors, knowing they'd fall for it, and knowing it would deem the whole cva as illegitimate! Shame about the cancer charities, chin thought to himself, as he hopped out the car and into the casino

I understand it is absolutely rife within the Public Sector, in particular middle management in London. I have a few white middle class educated friends who have experienced this whilst seeking employment etc, and they wouldnt even bother going through it again, nor would they take the position if they were offered it for the reasons you mention (London scenario)! That said, white middle classe Brits people are an ethnic minority in Central London so I suppose it is relative to the demographic? We should also be greatful to the minorities that have come here with the neccessary medical qualifications to support the NHS. But as you suggest, maybe it as gone too far and an institutional monster is being created? It dosent happen like this in the private sector, maybe she could go private health (think its called the 'dark side' or 'retiring' in that industry)?!

Yet again another appalling report, truly disgraceful, although we all saw it coming on here last July... so everyone is refusing to pay charities and small businesses... As Rallyboy quite rightly pointed out, these kind of figures (about 2x weeks of TBH wages +employment costs) is quite simply chicken feed to a big company. A business the size of Pompeys should have ten times that amount as liquid cash in the bank... its simply good business practise, and why they cannot pay a £100k sum is very suspicious... the could even write it down as a marketing or PR exercise FFS... pathetic and disgusting... If I have the time this afternoon I will write a formal letter to the Football league demanding an enquiry into this latest piece work from our filthy neighbours. If anyone has any suggestions or can provide information to support my letter of concern please post them up. The next claim is that the new co' wont be servicing the CVA? It wouldnt surpirse me at all...

Maybe its muddy and smokey to confuse the European Investment Bank, as alluded to in RUMAFIA.com, Pompeys Russian Mafia owners use these investment vehicles to effectively steal and launder cash. I have also contacted Soccer AM about the penis kit hilarity, so fingers crossed they will mug off those ditry cheating f**king skate bastards live to the footballing nation! Its ok because 'theres only one' Peter Storrie has scribbled a note for the judge saying his squad had £38million of liquid value. He also promised a judge that he was in advanced talks with foreign investors... one of them pretended to own a gold mine or some old load of b*llocks! And as for Quincy, he personally paid the half million out of his own cash, just to come to skatesville, play 10-15 games for them and get a relegation on his CV - pretty sure that was how it was justified at the time! As for TBH, just standard Skate accounting by Storrie, a nice 4yr £36k PW deal when the club are trading insolvently and owned by an invisible Arab/Spurs fan Lawyer/F*ck knows... DIRTY DIRTY SKATES

I like to stereotype and generalise, regardless of my own understandings Well funded and optimised in the long run, i suppose it might be the smart move, embrace the culture before you become the culture

maybe because they are far less developed than western beings... hundreds of years behind us in evolution, hence why they spout the bile, obsessed with hate, murder, death, oppress women, sharia nonsense, martyrs et al just look at Libya etc, they are savage countries and generations behind the west... or maybe they just dont like us!

"Good Morning Soccer AM I am writing to you in preparation of the Pompey fans visit to your fantastic show on Saturday. I couldnt help but notice the strange tubing on Pompeys new 3rd kit, it resembles a giant penis shape, whilst also having a woman with her legs open on the shoulder, heres a picture for you: http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8637/capturexga.jpg They are a strange old bunch the skates, and remember; before they start bleating on about 'the bestest fans in the world tm' perhaps they would like to explain the dwindling home support and utterly pathetic away following! Many Kind Regards"

Roll up roll up get your dodgy owners ere!

What an excellent piece Frank. It may be wasted on Corporate however, despite the fact you have addressed him in a diplomatic and polite manner, he will just discredit it and disrespect you by picking one small fragment of your post and argue the toss of it untill everyone gets bored of his repitition. Hence why I simply go for the name calling and ****taking - its the way forward. Dirty, dirty skates... TCWTB, the Pride of Pompey!

Sober up!

People like Ho never get that far in life as they cant accept reality, and decide to defend to the death their argument. The inability to recognise morality, principles, ehtics, and the inability to admit failure, mistakes, f*** ups et al will always leave him at the bottom of the pile. I reckon hes a thirty something with a basic telesales job at TLC... lots of pent up aggression from reading transcripts and people calling him a timewaster/nuisance/c*** all day... especially as his mum dosent let him use the laptop very often etc... so this is his outlet for his rage, and I think he genuinely believes what he says, although the gold fish memory will have him denying his own statements a year or two down the line! In fairness to the filthy skate, he is one of the more literate portsea scumbags I have come across, although there aint many! Amusing statement from Vlad, Dubov and the ex-Leeds chappy - bigging up the arenas incredible £100k investment, saying they hope the fans will enjoy the new flushes on the ****ters, not having leaky gutters etc... really showing some ambition, a real statement of intent! Also, do they really have 'Academy' status? That would really surprise me, as I thought it was quite difficult to get the license, also considering the fact they dont have a training ground, clotters sacking all the kids and 'graduates' (Matt Richie) in exhange for benjanis, kanus et al. Matt Le God?

Hope he is ok. Ive known bouncers that used to have running competitions on how far they could throw drunk punters out of pubs (in pompey)... most bouncers are failures in life that werent good enough to make it in the police/army/navy etc... think they are hard picking on drunk people... if they are responsible for this they should be trialed for attempted murder - and it should be publicised as a deterrent to the rest of the scumbag bouncers that behave well outside of their jurisdiction

Exactomondo chaps... This is where Corporates lack of intelligence fails him. After countless pages of desperate defences of his dirty little shanty club, he blows all his arguments away by demonstrating that the club is once again behaving like a shameless criminal. £4.2 million is a disgrace and has you as one of the biggest spenders in the league... AGAIN (although last time it was biggest wage expenditure - that may of course still be the case). I hope you remember this post when the Russian mafia and Chinny s*** on the (delayed) first CVA payment in 2012... remember that you are bragging that you have spunked the amount of money that should be allocated to the CVA on mercenary players and bonkers wages Shame on you Corp Shame on you, former Head of Football Integrity to the National Football Association, David Lampitt... double shame on you for sanctioning this, it is utterly disgusting and up there in the moral echelons of Peter Storrie. Shame on the Russian Mafia, although it comes as no surprise, these kind of morons have little respect for people, businesses or life (cancer charity). Shame on you Portsmouth Football Club, although it comes as no surprise, these kind of morons have little respect for people, businesses or life (cancer charity). And dont worry about Saints and our expenditure, we spent a couple of mill from the £12m Chambo cash in the bank, and we go about our business professionally, ethically and with absolute discretion. We are also very proud of our talented squad of exciting youngsters (with a handful of home growners from our fabulous academy) and committed, dedicated and experienced professionals (most who have committed for the long run, some even state they want to finish their careers at our fanatastic club). SHAME ON YOU, YOU DIRTY SKATE BASTARDS COYR

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2438114,00.html Well some seem a little underwhelmed, which is a shame really in my opinion. Who really cares what celtic fans think? they are useless sweaty bastards hell bent on raging some pre-historic war on their neighbours. As Matt Le God quite rightly pointed out, they have only seen him play a handful of times at home in emphatic victories. He has great experience, well travelled in Europe and is keen to take his opportunity at St.Marys unlike many of the other players we have been linked to and subsequently turned down for for 'personal terms' (£££££££) etc... **** em! the team is more important! and what a fantastic quote from old Nige: "Jos adds something different as he has great experience and can pass the football." Great to hear he can pass the football Nige! Welcome aboard the bus Jos, take a seat and enjoy the ride!

Which begs the question, who is running the show? Has any of your super Supporters Conference ever bothered to ask the question? Lampit, who owns Fratton park; the russian mafia, virgin island tax dodge mafia or the gun running mafia? ta x Jacobs, Not Sure, Avram, Chinny, Storrie, Deepak... what a ****ing line up! looking at the birds eye view, and the information next to it... it would syuggest the gun runners are still well in control of things... as it states, areas 2,3,4,5 and 6 are under the control of the gun runnners - but no sale can be made without the express permission of barclays bank... it seems highly unlikely the russian mafia have got permission from the banks, for five individual mortgages, for around £6.795m, without anybody noticing - or even announcing it themselves... We know that gadymack is charging the club rent for the car park, and judging by the russian mafias other 'business' interests in the UK, they dont seem that concerned with property ownership... more concerned with buying as much positive profiling to cover up their disgusting past. And, on top of the £6.795m for the waste land around the ground, how much was the waste land of the ground valued at? £16m ish according to Chanrai! the russian mafia have just invested a staggering £100k in arena developments (to stop elf and safety closing it down all together) - which again suggests they are not particulary bothered about property, nor are they concerned with maintaining their crumbling £16m arena... So, well over £22m worth of land right there although it certainly cannot be considered an asset, it is quite clearly, in light of the £100k mega spend, a total ****ing LIABILITY... So, whos playing with the puppet? in the words of Corporate C*** , PMSL!

Corpse can only come if he is restrained, I dont think he is very stable and us lot jabbing him with facts a sticks might push him over the edge: I would also enjoy drinking with my fellow Skate 8ters: Muster Rallyboy JackFrost (when i read his posts, I read in the JackFrost accent, timing at all, i can even picture it being acted out on the TV) Mack Rill - would probably be quite funny, like an old, happy, sarcastic drunk Doobai Fill - he might actually make some sense in person Crab Lungs - but he must bring skate cartoons Um Pahars and all of the rest of the DFCSB brigade... do not speak ill of the dead

would least like to go for a pint with: SooperMikey Old BTF Thorpe Le Saint Holepuncture