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Wonder what out of contract keepers are in the black box?

1) Can we? 2) Should we? 3) Will we? For me 1 = Don't know 2 = Yes 3 = Doubtful

Somewhere down the A31 a Pole has just ****ed himself laughing.

Notice none of them from me. I am going for Mod of the year again.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Normally in these sort of situations I would encourage the oppressed group, in this case the gullible Pompey fans. To read Animal Farm to understand the reality of their plight. Unfortunately I fear the stupid ****s would simply rent the video version. Still it will bring back memories of their sisters for them.

Spare us the hilarity for now please, I suspect you are the only one that finds it funny. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Slugworth vs Barry from Eastenders Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I had heard (from the same person who told me that Bertrand was a done deal) that we were expecting to sign Toby and had budgeted for it. I am sure things can change, but I remain glass half full on him joining us for the long term. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

@PortuBall: Filip Djuricic, on loan at Southampton: "In my head I'm still a Benfica player. I don't want to leave the club without leaving footprints."

****ing hell that was hard work.

****ing hell!

This has got Palace mugging us written all over it.

Who would you play instead?

Would be nice to get back to winning ways. COYR

That is shocking

I happen to think you are a knob, so report away. any more trolling and it is an early bath.

Hoping we can get back on track today. Like the 3-5-2.

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Mane and Morgan please

Ref is a joke

I grew up idolising the man. Subsequently his leaving to Sunderland and shenanigans around the boardroom have dimmed my view on him.

I won't believe we are being taken over until Morph returns.

Depends what the price is really....

I'd imagine Newcastle, Villa and Everton will change hands before us.