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Lurch will get paid £80k a week for the next 5 years and be the second best goalkeeper on the pitch in nearly every Premiership game he plays. If his confidence is shattered by me excluding him from a MOTM poll then we have even bigger problems than I thought. He’s ****ing ****e. Name me which Prem clubs first team he gets in?

Voted Austin MOTM for his goals.

Cedric, Bertrand, Hoedt, Davis, PEH, Boufal, JWP, Tadic and Austin were excellent today. VVD not hitting his high standards but wasn’t tested. Forster is just ****e and I cringe every time I see him in goal.

Poll added. I’ve ommitted Forster in the basis he had even less to do than Yoshida.

You can only beat what’s in front of you, and we did, very comfortably in the end. We look a different team running directly and passing quicky forward. Lemina back great news and props to PEH. His best game in a Saints shirt.

Finish Them!!!

Thank **** for that.

That’s decent. Now let’s not **** this up.

First half proves that we have a decent team, it also proves the managers negativity and constant picking of Forster means he has to go.

1 shot on target = 1 goal.

Boufal best player on the park today.

That Pen gets given against us.

Unsworth is a fat bastard.

Much better today. Second goal please.

A Forster save and a Tadic goal within 90 seconds of each other. Knock me down with a feather.

OMG

Agree. We may as well play 11 outfielders.

Bright start today. More direct and having a go.

Charlie Austin. Top Finisher....

Desperately need goals and three points. COYR.

Are you using a VPN?

We will sell them VVD for £70m If we sell the VVD and Tadic it will be £60m

Talk is cheap Redmond. Go back to scoring worldie goals in training, anyone can notch against against no defenders and Fraser Forster.

This!

Ok, I am joining the MoPo out brigade. Get Big Sam in before it’s too late.