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Remember that game so vividly, my first ever at St Mary's. Sitting on the Northam/Kingsland corner and right in line with Beattie as he surged up the right flank before delivering his cross into Pahars at the Chapel end. A wonderful day, so good to get the monkey off our backs and a sign of things to come under Strachan in the next few years.

This Absolute self belief A respectful general public Outstanding beer Good domestic football Extremely competitive national team But being English, that's still being dealt an extremely good hand!

I couldn't imagine life without my tape-measure. How do you cope?

This almost misses the point. Everything a manager says has an impact. Be it a media statement a newspaper quote or a direct conversation gets back to the players. It's all a game. He is playing it brilliantly.

Credit where it's due. Honorary nutjob status for that skate please........

#coughs#Seventh#coughs#

I laugh at those London yobbo's! They havn't even entered the Southern League yet! Laughable to compare them to our wonderful club. They are no Millwall Athletic, barely even an Uxbridge.

To think they laughed at us when we hit rock bottom with the 13,257 against Sheffield United towards the base of the championship. That would constitute such progress for them. Have they found rock bottom yet or is the scraping around in the dirt just revealing further and further to fall?

It was one hell of a night! We even cracked the mead open.

Just think, they don't need the football league to punish them, it's all coming from within now. Dwindling crowds, poor team performances and more blood sucking mercenaries jumping on board. And firmly cemented now in the relegation zone.

Corp Ho

They are putting up a fight, bless those bestest fans! What a treat they are having tonight!

I do enjoy this Southern League, a wonderful invention. I wonder if it'll ever be a match for those Northern drongos. It would be great for a Southern team to get to an FA Cup final.... maybe even a final or two! I hope Freemantle don't get promoted this year, had those b*stards so much!

Lowest: Schteeeeeeeve. Highest: Kelvin (NVQ in technical drawing) Davis.

As things stand they are in the relegation zone, with -10 yet to come.

The Liars Association Typical Loser Ars*holes

As above, this has to be due to our league status. Also very telling that kid's shirt sales are meant to be dramatically up (doubled), this could perhaps be the leading factor in sales exceeding prior years.

50 Shades of Gay Aiming for the pink pound. Sod the ethics of the situation there's money to be made. Our resident series expert can adapt the plot accordingly.

Nutshell!

Frankly, not sure if i'll bother this year. Will be back in Hampshire for Christmas so why waste the effort.

#Whip-crack# YOU VILL OBEY ZE FATHERLAND!!!! Yes, my little German wench you....... 50 Shades Deutscher

Seems quite familiar, just like our Nigel Adkins has been sacked rubbish from two weeks ago. A meeting between board and manager is held after poor form, a journalist tries their luck and says they've been sacked. If correct, what a scoop, if wrong.... it was something they had simply been 'told.'

Sex Bomb It's an all-American high school house party. Our story follows a group of 7 friends, 3 lads and 4 girls. The party is in full flow, then all of a sudden, while 3 of the girls are chatting cr@p to each other.... KABOOM!!!!!! An explosion upstairs. The 4th girl is splattered up the walls.... the only conclusion, she has been killed.... nay ****ed to death by one of the lads. But which one, the geeky shy one, the football player or the wisecracking joker, which one is..... the SEX BOMB!? We now enter into a night of paranoia as the friends threaten to turn on each other, yet the girls and guys are looking as if they are pairing off with each other. So, will someone give in, for the first and maybe last time?