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It wouldn't surprise me.

We just look so naive. Something's got to give.

Guly off, Punch off, Mayuka and Rickie on please.

And that makes 2. Why do we keep having these spells of brain death?

F**k.

Presumably past the cells where staff are tortured for information on 'dissidents...'

The way this game is going I wouldn't bet against Mayuka coming on mid way through the next half.

So it seems! haha. San Marino parked the bus last friday.... But yes, HT.

That's a common feature in many offices for high ranking board officials. As for the corridor, how does that work!? Where does it go!?

0-0 HT, The Wham fans booing at half time.

Like the four who just went forward there? When we get the ball we are actively seeking to break them down and push men up. No way 'parking the bus.'

Lallana great run down the left, three men onto the West Ham back line and he's tamely fouled before he can get the ball in. Shame

Hardly! We are getting numbers forward at times and getting men behind the ball when they attack. Certainly not parking the bus. #touch wood, So far we look quite well drilled.

Guly cleared the free kick. Corner to Wham.

Wouldn't quite go that far. Our final ball is letting them off every time so far but they don't look especially worried. Tomkins injured.... his knee.

Yoshida shoots from 30 yards out with predictable outcome.....

Fool!

Reading losing.

Jay Rod puts it well over.

Free kick, 30 yards out. lallana fouled.

Another offside, West Ham looking well drilled at the back, controlling their line very well whenever Jay or Adam move up.

Jay rod effort, controlled with the chest, shot on the turn.... just wide of the far post. Jay is looking good so far.

Jos Hooiveld man marking Carroll. Even game so far, our forward movement is ok, West Ham's threat coming down the left through Jarvis.

Not won in London in the top flight since the 3-1 at Spurs in 2003. Crikey.

Doesn't work. The ads just stay there. Ok, it's playing ball now. Cheers.