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It's not Fonte then? Stupid Baggie ****s.

Kelvin Davis is on for Bart.

Jose Fonte baby!!!!!! 1-1 Harding free kick and Fonte does his usual 'lose the marker' routine.

WBA: "Corner, the big men come forward, here comes Seaborne......." Oh jesus.

Cox takes it in a personal area apparently.

Chaplow in a velvet coat?

West Brom score. 1-0 Bart howler. Well, that's Kelvin to start v Leeds then.

We have a new player! Welcome aboard. Morgan Schneeeeeeeederlin. Bloody baggies.

I do appologise, you are right of course. If I am going to describe them I should do it properly. Incidentally, De Ridder is a dancer. He's a source of anger, you can feel him everywhere.

lol. So, Mattock would be pleased to see the back of Chamberlain, but it's out of the frying pan and into the fire in the shape of De Ridder. Lovely!!!! And Chaplow troubles the defence. We are playing genuinely well.

According to Bolton fans, Blackburn are the dingles. As far as I can tell it's their version of us calling the Skates 'Disgusting filthy inbred fish f**king low life filth.'

No, that's Wolves.

Chamberlain off now. Obviously took more of a knock then first feared. So, De Ridder on I guess?

Another West Brom cruncher..... Not sure who on. Ah, Connolly.

He's back on now, and breathe......

Oh great, Chamberlain clattered. Writhing around in pain apparently.

You can tell they still have a lot of affection for Chaplow. Good to see.

Connolly almost scored from a corner, Myhill just got to it. When a west midlander goes almost enthusiastic when he says 'decent save' you better believe it was decent!

The WBA guy said most of our play is coming from the right via Richardson and Chamberlain.... so maybe he's just not seeing much of the ball at the moment.

You get used to it living round here.

WBA Commentator: This Saints team really works heard for each other. Corner saints.

I see you are as charming as ever Herr Wayman. I could send you the excel file if you like. I really did work it out mathematically. Far better to try that then just 'guess.'

And don't forget Derby.

There was one key factor behind them being that low. Paul Jewell.

Wow, that does work. I wonder which other clubs use this service.