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We've re-signed Kevin Keegan. Squad number 23.

More chance of me getting a season ticket at krap nottarf.

#Who the f**king hell are you?#

A song for stuey. Incidentally, I know a vocalist who does rave music vocals. She would probably want paying mind.

Now there was a good radio DJ. But footballer? Yeah, ok, I was a fan.

Rest period?

The ones taken by my telescopic lense of you emerging from the shower.

No, next to my pictures of you.

For the sake of completion for a match day replica I do. I'm still seething that I couldn't get the JPT final replica shirt patch. Sporting ID, the manufactures up in Newcastle wouldn't even entertain the idea of selling me any either. B*stards.

B*llocks. I'm already an N-Power customer. They should be discounting my bill to aid advertising their overpriced jungle juice. And Hatch, available in the club shop for the replica kits.

Are they available yet?

Hi. Yes, I'm after a good condition Large size 01-03 seasons home shirt. It's to fill a hole in my collection. Any other pre 1991 home shirts are also of interest. Cheers.

Well, I picked one up from the Saint's program fair in the chapel this year for £7.

Greatest hope for this season?- Promotion and retain the JPT, Football is all about those kind of days out. Biggest fear?- Needing the play-offs to ensure promotion. Most important player?- Morgan Schneiderlin Terrace favourite?- Rickie Lambert Keep an eye out for...- Our one off 125th anniversary kit. Rather smart if unconventional. Player you'd happily drive to his next club?- Paul Wotton, everytime he's playing it brings on a subconscious panic. One change you'd make at your club? Less crap merchandise, that Saints world cup range was shameless. Have we got the right manager?- Without doubt What advice would you give him?- Stay single minded and focused. Which team do you most want to beat this season?- Bristol Rovers, yes we got payback last year but I still havn't totally exorcised that FA Cup defeat from a few seasons ago from my memory, oh and the Franchise. Opposition player you despise?- Paul Dickov Opposition player you secretly admire?- Therry Racon Where will we finish?- Top 3, Hopefully Top 2.

Oh that's just f**king amateur. Yes, we were the junior partner while standing alone against the axis powers. Come on Cam you're better then that.

Ha. I was almost worried for a minute. Almost.

Oh. My. God......

Working on one of the hygeine teams at Hovis, Eastleigh. Paid £2.80 an hour to go inside/underneath/into bakery equipment and clear out the accumulated crap from a weeks worth of production. The banter with the other lads was good but the money was just so bad. Only lasted a few months before receiving considerably more cash working at Southampton Airport café/bar.

To me Bournemouth are not our rivals. I know this as I like to see them do well, so best of luck to them next year. Here's hoping for a good couple of games home and away and may the best team win.

Bugger. Looks like booking flights in late September was a bad move.

You didn't have to be quite so enthusiatic in your assistance though chap! Like a moth to a flam.

So much for the doom and gloom. Just goes to show, he who shouts loudest doesn't shout for everyone. Here's looking forward to a great season.

Rubbish. Saints fans are totally aware of sensible dietry routine and nutrition. Like many I religiously follow the five a day guidelines. One steak and kidney, one chicken balti, one chicken and leek, one bramley apple and one fish pie per day. Perfect.

That's cool. Have a good time.

What time kick off?