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Think the brains behind that has ended up at QPR. Just like Hassenhuttl needed Rohl, Gerrard needed Beale.

To quote from a Stoke supporting friend: I'm not feeling optimistic.

Can see a draw here, prolonging the Hassenhutl purgatory.

Well, I had called Ralph predictable, at least now we are bad in the first half as well to go with the second.

Try teaching, those comments just flow. Best wishes to you.

Or: Hello. Hope you are well Turkish.

No stripes no dice. Kudos for the decade old reference lad. Those were the days.

In summary, perverts prospered back in the day. Who knew.

It's basically the Trafford Centre with WW2 munitions.

Waigo would have been offside, Carrillo would have been outpaced by a defender....... Armstrong is your man most likely.

Best thing about this was it didn't follow the usual Ralph template. We actually grew into it well. Really important point all things considered. Feels better then the midweek win.

We have two years of wasted opportunities, repeated in-game narratives and false dawns thank you. That's our perspective. Using these individual moments to prolong a pattern is too reminiscent of Pellegrino.

Don't let the exception to the pattern cloud you to it's existence. It worked today, it won't on five other occasions. It's been two years of this sh*t. Just get the guy out. Most shots Bournemouth have had this season, we rode our luck.

Regardless of result, we were sh*t. This reprieves Ralph and prolongs the agony. Don't let 'success bias' cloud how dreadful we were.

It's back, sounding good.

Ignore, wrong.

Too many weights, not enough cardio.

JWP needs a holiday, or tasering. One of the two.

Take your pick from a plethora of games over the last two years. All the same. Just f**k off Ralph.

Lyanco defending with his face. Good lad.

Sounded like it, the microphones must be in front of the away end for the 5 or so who can be arsed to make any noise.

Negative sub alert. Lyanco on.

Should be 1-1.

Now you've done it........

On the basis that our pattern of good first half/bad second can be broken?