Skates - Well, come on.
Derby - That playoff semi final, they win and still decide to attack the away end. C**ts.
Leeds - Horrible, dirty place. Success built on a foundation of thuggery and money they never had.
Aston Villa - Fans who feel they have a divine right for success and do not stop bloody moaning, and the 3-2, god that still hurts so much.
Newcastle - Utter total dellusion. They must live on a different plane of existence to the rest of the footballing world. Only they could ever see Keegan returning as a good thing, and their fans are dreadful.
Blackburn - Pathetic little club with no rightful claim to have been as big as they claim they are. (Include Boro and Wigan in that too.)
Dover Athletic/Folkestone Invicta - My other team, Margate's, nearest and dearest. F**k 'em.
MK Dons - Everything wrong with football today. They should not exist, plain and simple.
Spurs - Big time f**king charlies.