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He must be our captain, I've met him before and he is an excellent individual.

Acknowledgement of anal relationships with fish all in one statement, havn't you got more pressing things to be worrying about!?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1204358/The-dream-nightmare-Portsmouth-plummet-oblivion.html?ITO=1490 Biblical Fail.

78 million worth of sales and they are still 68 mill in the red with 34 million of loan still left. No infrastructure, a medium sized at best fanbase and not enough assetts to now cover the debt. Oh lord they are f**ked.

Absolutely. In other news our home shirt next year will be red.......... and white...... with maybe a little black on it. You heard it here first.

Yeah, he would come to a League 1 club on -10.

Ha, you obviously missed the joke headline a few days ago...

Announcement of a new enhancement to the Saints 'Player.'

Please please please please please please please please please please let this be true.

Mine worked. Here's to another year of ITK glory.

Any in Coventry?

A professional appointment by an effecient reigm.

They are back in November, don't panic.

People smoking in the queues for the rides I guess, and yes, when you are up close like that the last thing you want is to breathe in some addict's leftovers.

He scored 1 in 10 appearances for Leeds on loan. His record at Swansea is enough for me to want him here though.

Yeah 'In Review' Friday: Football training, went well. Sat: Helped mate find a car, then got blindingly drunk. Sun: Lazy day doing washing, ended up breaking tumble drier. 6/10.

GM, I applaud you for that! Funny as f**k! Just one thing, was 'Pole' dancers an intentional reference? No wonder Saga and Rasiak want out!

Oh noes, she may have a mild yet rapidly infectious disease.

Don't mind Jodie Marsh as such, and yes, still would. Wouldn't do Jordan though.

I want that shirt. As for the Skates, I believe they are in talks with his german cousin Eugen.

Brilliant, knowing that all those Chavy girls had been let down has made my weekend.

Quite, I wonder what price the royal mail would put on shipping the whole of Prenton Park to my home address.

Saints 75-7 Millwall. Dull game all round.

Until they start broadcasting the games live with video and not just audio, I won't even consider signing up to anything like this.

Something the Yanks have got right.