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Jewell you arsehole.

Another chance. Gillet to Lallana. Mellis took it.... Maik turned round. Jewell backs us to score again.

Speak for yourself.

Murty seriously injured. f**k.

Surely history can't repeat.....

Welcome to Southampton, home of the fudgy, the fickle and the easily led.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Lallana! What the f**k!?

This is the 'Trouble at West 'Am' thread, no need for any football here.

I blame Danny Dyer and Elijah Wood.

Clearance from keeper fell to Lambert, he through balled it to Saga, smashed at Taylor. Just had another chance. 'We are the better team.'

Brum chance, getting a foothold in the last 5 mins. Benitez chance, left foot, 25yrds.

Jewell: 'We are even more dominant.' Should have had a pen. Saganowski shot, paried to Mellis who is taken out by Quedrue. And no, Lambert really can't hit a cow's backside with a banjo.

In other news, Piquionne can't hit a cows backside with a banjo. Correction, but he sure took his time.

No, not bad for a game which would surely have been seen as a thrashing. Hope those hardy souls are well rewarded.

Paul Jewell; 'Southampton are well on top.' Say what!? I don't understand.....

Having seen the team I fear we are about to get torn a new one, nonetheless. COME ON LADS!

Bit sudden.

I have two. One in the original packaging and one for general 'use.' Would I sell them? Never.

Gradel, great young player from what i've seen and just what we need.

Correct, I want to see what he can do in a seperate environment to Renault.

No idea why he ended up doing conducting at SMS, but to see him back after a stroke as severe as he suffered is a TOTAL inspiration. Utter fair play to the guy.

It's such a shame to see. I hope he is at least given time to get used to the car. Badoer has never been a mug but he is old and out of practice, the current testing regs certainly don't help. He may not have set the world on fire at Minardi, Forti and Lola Scuderia Italia. But come on, think about those teams he drove for. The guy is a former F3000 champ. Mugs do not win that title. Comparisons with Algersuari will be made but it doesn't count because Jaime is at least immediately used to competitive racing, the same applies to Grosjean. His race pace was not too bad considering his qualifying performance. He must be given that leeway. If he is disposed of though, they could do worse then draft in Nelson Piquet Jnr.

McLaren are light on fuel, but their pace still looks good. It's going to be a fascinating scrap between the Red Bulls and Brawns behind them, given the fact that some drivers where complaining about tyre degradation in qualifying I feel this race could still play into the Brawn's (and particularly Button's) hands.

He was when he played for us.

Storrie has cobbled together a consortium of some nature because Al-Fahim is taking too long. That's basically it. Are they pleased? I'm sure they will lets us know (On here of all places!) if they are.