Costa del Solent

50p for whoever creates a video of Leo running along the Pompey fans in slow motion to ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion.

Thanks, my friend. Some well considered points. Just to push back on a couple, however: - research into the DNA of Pompey fans has come back inconclusive; leading discourse has drawn a link between decades of impregnating of fish (in particular, the skate) with mutations in DNA; - whilst research has concluded that the hearts of Pompey fans do, indeed, beat, recent studies have highlighted how their heart rates actually increase when thinking about their sisters; longitudinal studies continue to track this phenomenon - evidence actually suggests that the vast majority of Portsmouth fans do not have jobs. In fact, the only study that argued that they do was based on an analysis of three industries in Portsmouth: tattoo shops, pubs and fancy dress shops and it turns out that all of these industries are booming because of John Westwood. - whilst there are some quantifiable studies which seem to suggest Portsmouth FC fans have children, we might highlight that these studies were based on observations of their (predominantly male) fans bringing children to the games. More recent evidence, however, suggests that these were, in fact, either dates or cases of grooming. - they do indeed have dreams (see above comment regarding sisters) I hope this provides some clarity

It seems the poor lad also didn’t notice that he was holding the pen upside down

At the weekend, literally at the same time as this debacle was taking place, I had the pleasure of being in Prague and was completing a tour of Sparta’s stadium. The tour guide asked me who I supported, I said Southampton, he told me how he had been at the St. Mary’s game where we beat them 3-0. I remembered what a great time that was. Things have been so shit for so long.

Stop saying ignorant and backwards bullshit, much appreciated

Dickhead

Sooo many poor performances. Manning, in particular, had a shocker. Romeu is just a sentimental sandbag, players skipping past him for fun.

If we’d brought in a new manager who had had this impact, we’d all be calling him a magician. Im on the Tonda bus

But… the player literally scored. Like, literally scored a goal. So surely, even if you’re correct in your assertion that McCarthy wouldn’t have come out for the ball, it’s better to be one on one from eight yards than to literally concede a goal? im aware this may be a false dichotomy but it’s one for which McCarthy’s ineptitude is still more desirable than Bazunu’s ??

We are terrible and won… go figure. Since we’re riding the wave, a Wrexham goal would really make me sleep well

Took my 7 year old son today. He’d been to the Brighton friendly and pestered me to go since. Wanted to go to a league game. He was just totally dejected - not sad that we didn’t win, but just disappointed at what he was watching (as were we all). Easier to put him in a City or Liverpool shirt like most of his friends so that at least he can enjoy football. Seems a shame to introduce him to all this shit

Evident to anyone at the game. We’re set up wrong; five defenders and we’re lacking an AM in the hole. They are terrible but finding it very easy.

Then releases a statement saying: ’I’m Walking Away’

Any of you gorgeous slags got a stream??

You don’t honestly think AM was to blame for that goal?