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Possibly nobody would ever have known. Nobody would be waiting for him to appear behind a tree at Boro. Alternatively it could have been good for sales of Eastleigh tracksuits.

I think we’re quite lucky to have Blackmore as the local commentator. I really enjoy the commentary and Going home. BBC local radio commentary is often utter shite, we could have a lot worse. Look at that Boro muppet as an example. I don’t agree with much of what he’s said about Spygate, but I haven’t agreed with many people on it. Hopefully the local media will start getting behind the club again soon.

Ask the EFL for it. They allowed it to go ahead knowing they might throw us out.

Exactly, if I got a £100k speeding ticket I’d be kicking off, which is a similar percentage increase.

Did he play crab football? I thought he was pre crab football. And from memory his departure coincided with the start of a RM losing streak so perhaps he could do a job at this level. But my memory is crap. I wouldn’t swap him for Jander, but I can’t see any way we would keep Jander.

“Daddy, why is Sammy Saint staring at me?”

I can imagine he’s a very blunt manager who tells people in no uncertain terms if they aren’t doing what he expects. I can also imagine some people who aren’t performing getting pissed off by this and throwing a hissy fit.

With the skates going up as champions because their fishy fingers can’t hold binoculars.

Will be interesting to see the press conferences if he stays. I can’t imagine he will be giving a grovelling apology as he’s probably as annoyed by the ridiculous punishment as the rest of us. I hope Spors has a plan in case the FA decides he’s banned a week before the season starts. I want him to stay as he’s probably our best chance of finishing above Boro, and it will really piss everyone off.

But given the close connections between Saints and Eastleigh any team training there would expect anything secret to be leaked back to Saints surely?

How many training grounds can you actually spy on in this league? I’d assumed if they admitted to 3 there’s bound to be more, but actually there can’t be many teams stupid enough to build a hotel and golf course next to their training ground.

If he stays we should go full Millwall and own it: ”We’ve got Eckhert, Tonda Eckhert, I just don’t think you understand, He’s gonna f*ck your mum Stamps on kittens for fun We’ve got Tonda Eckhert!”

Hopefully Baz

EFL should be refunding the playoff semifinal tickets not the club. If they knew throwing us out of the playoffs was an option they should have stopped the games taking place until it was resolved.

Would be a massive 2 fingers to the EFL if we stick with him and get promoted next year. I can’t see how he doesn’t get banned, but I also can’t see us getting a better manager. Or even a vaguely acceptable manager given the past few years.

Half time entertainment. Boro come out in the second half.

130 pages wasted then.

Trust in Tonda.

I hope Bazunu is back too, then all the talk of resting Peretz at Preston is irrelevant if we’ve got Baz as back up.

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