Jonnyboy

Get rid of agency staffing for starters.

Probably a vigorous bout of genital mutilation.

Were the crowd and girls all chanting for him to get his c*ck out?

:nod:

Eriksson too.

You've been drinking Lou?

Stitch up in favour of the big 6. We should have had 2 pens against Liverpool, and QPR should've had 2 penalties against Spurs.

Surely as leader of the SNP she would be deputy PM a la Clegg?

I'm not sure you should be allowed a flash car until you've scored for the first team (keepers excluded obviously)

Met a high ranking academic today who said "I'm a Thatcherite when comes to the NHS in that we need to afford it, but whatever you do lads don't vote these f*ckin tories back in." Had to agree.

He won't be deputy PM though.

Nicola Sturgeon don't you mean?

The Tory press are really afraid.

Because Cameron's strategists are failing?

I think you'll find that porn empowers women. I'm doing my bit to help. What's wrong with sexy abuse anyway?

Come on mods!

Surely Crouching tiger is all about the beautiful violence?

That's the one!

Rule 1! The girl, not you.

How about Koeman looking smug when we're winning...

Didn't the Chelsea physio lady do a Sexy photo shoot in her undies?

*Turkish Incoming! *

Do tell.

What if it's your girlfriend's 16th birthday at midnight (you're already 16) and you start at say 11.55pm and finish say 12.05am? Who goes to borstal in this instance?