Jonnyboy

Is that a euphemism?

Anything happen at your confessions that you need to share?

Rule 1!

No but I'd let him have a go after I'd done yours. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnn!

Isn't his wife and half his mates Saints fans?

Yeah OK some sort of g-string would have to be worn.

I don't mind you coming to have a crack at it for me Lou. Free tea and coffee.

I expect your fella used to say he was going on a "golfing holiday?"

Thanks. £8k sounds a lot better than 18k. So start with a good chippy first.

While we're on topic can anyone recommend someone who does decent + cheap loft conversions?

The point being he had bombed forward into space and demanded possession. Without that we'd have drawn.

£15m per assist then. Good business.

Be interesting to see how ballsy everyone is after next weekends round of matches.

Did he ever even get an assist for us?

Shrek dives, wins pen.

If you grew up in Shirley Warren I'd imagine you know a host of colourful Sotonian words?

Which Metallica song did Blunt cover?!

Dinlo? Budgie?

Thing is, we could end up somewhere like Stockholm where pints are £8, the women look at you with a mixture of pity and disgust, and the atmosphere is flat and sensible and crime free.

Didn't we send one over Fratton a year or two back?

Enough about your wife.

Wish I knew, that's about 5 times my request has been completely blanked.

Without Adam and Lambo we probably wouldn't even be in the Premier League, let alone 4th.

One of the best trends of all time. And I for one am glad to see they are as popular as ever.

Wait this is TMS. I'm losing it.