Jonnyboy

You don't mind being the debasee?

:thumbup::thumbup:

I think your profile pic helps. Red lips, cute nose and the impression of a naughty secret. Plus the finger looks a little like an erection and balls ready for attention!

I know a good divorce lawyer...

We've all said things on here we wouldn't face to face.

I meant, who on here has made you cry?

So who has made you cry?

Is it not true that you could fit every human on the planet onto the Isle of Wight?

What the f*ck are you gibbering about?

A lot of people on here owe Liverpool fans an apology it seems.

Quentin Crisp Crispin Glover ... Erm...

Dune Barry Hypo Sarnia St George

Not even sure what I did. Hey ho. It's a lovely sunny day today wouldn't you agree everyone?

What are the other 4?

CB Fry gives Turkish delight.

Turks only likes one cake: *drumroll*... Turkish Delight

What, below Griffo? *droops*

Haha, do it quietly Halo like those lovely red lips tell you

Must be a bloody long album!

Such a tease.

Diane Abbott would be good.

She's on record as saying she fancies guys in their 50s though.

I picture him refering to most of us as "those curry f*cks."

Does SteveGrant refer to all his customers as "bellends?"

That would be fun. Let's go to town and you can stand there with one of those Free Hugs signs round you neck. I can plot the graph of attractiveness versus scream induced-by-erection volume!