Jonnyboy

I picture him refering to most of us as "those curry f*cks."

Does SteveGrant refer to all his customers as "bellends?"

That would be fun. Let's go to town and you can stand there with one of those Free Hugs signs round you neck. I can plot the graph of attractiveness versus scream induced-by-erection volume!

What level of attractiveness causes a smirking boner when you get a hug?

Just don't go punching her in the face Kelv OK?

Is Deppo still on there?

"LOL" and, er..."LOL"

Im surprised anyone on the forum can even see your posts anymore tbh.

Gawww, she's so lovely

The expression on his face when Di Maria grabbed him was brilliant!

You sad b*stards!

Sarnia actually lol-ing about it though.

How about you guys, Lou and Jeff all meet up and smoke a peace pipe?

Jeff gets very agitated by women with strong views doesn't he? Also seems to know a lot about extreme porn...

Now come on, the point is that mainstream porn is consensual and the humans involved are being paid to do something professionally. Women being shouted at in the street haven't agreed to this.

Not the sad face! I was just joshing old girl! Chin up!

OK one night stands then. #yolo

Were you brought up in Southampton SarnieSaint?

To be honest I'm not really ITK in that department, sorry. Although there was a real ladies man called Stu Romsey Saint a while back. I'm sure 99% are absolutely lovely and would make great dating material!

I remember that. One of the few away games I've made it to!

Do we really come across as a pair of codgers? Oh dear

That will have to be a PM list I think. By the way, of the 9 different stalkers you have, how many sent you borderline-illegal pictures by PM?

Just imagine, me and Andy, together in a room, debating feminism furiously. Maybe even with our tops off. Would you like that?