Jonnyboy

I've committed to not meeting you to be fair

Don't bite it! It really hurts us

You've had both?!!

Now you're taking the mickey out of me!

Don't be paranoid woman!

He's a real Jeremy Paxman.

I can't help it, he's a right meanie! I'm going to cry.

Since when has cl1t been a swear word?!

Then again, isn't a ****oris basically a micro-penis (but with no balls)?

Yet more irony. Funny how every poster on here has an opinion about YOU.

All and sundry ffs. Meow.

A more contrarian poster you will not find.

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Darn it? Lol I refer everyone to the 1st sentence of the 2nd post: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53719-What-are-you-like-in-real-life#.VQn_G-geK2c

First two sound great! What's the third? Can you eat it?

Cadbury chocolate fingers for the win.

One more for luck: http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/megasahd-touch-isolation-how-homophobia-has-robbed-men-of-touch/

Another good read: http://www.yesmagazine.org/happiness/the-ancient-greeks-6-words-for-love-and-why-knowing-them-can-change-your-life

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/culture-of-love/a-brief-cultural-history-of-sex-938527.html

People keep talking about tradition but this lovey dovey attitude to relationships is a very modern thing. Historically it's about men owning women. Don't know why all you Tories want to rewrite history.

Why are you bringing up rape again? Didn't you read your previous post? Worrying.

I'm just looking out for you. Wouldn't want you walking down the aisle with your c*ck in your hand.

You were the one banging on about "getting a woman pregnant is man's primary function." It is a natural extrapolation.

Is it " Natasha" you are "marrying?"

Do you still rape your wife as was traditionally acceptable?