Made in Southampton

Don't say things like "top, top signing" it reminds me of saggy chops.

Sick-O-fant.

Like your style. It'll be like some kind of Fly snuff movie.

Was in the back garden the other day and saw a fly on his back in a bucket of water. He hadn't broken the water so was just floating there struggling with his legs twitching. Anyways I thought **** you fly you can stay there and get yourself out of the **** you've got yourself into. Thing is I was in the garden today and and he was still in there floating around legs twitching and stuff. He's been in there for over two days..... How long is he gonna last?

If only there was some sort of Pompey related thread that this could be discussed in......... **** it only joking....... PHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAA Who the **** is laughing now!

Was it that Milts born out of the the emotional outcry ripping him from an alternate universe? A place where bear talks like a 1950s cockney and Dubai Phil actually met someone famous?

**** I was going to use that one.

Thanks, now to start stalking her on twitter.

Tokes, how'd you say tit vvank in japs styley? I'm thinking about chucking my hat in the ring.

I raise you the Argentinian women's football team...

Burn it! Burn it with FIRE!

Easy! It's one. The answer was in the question brah!

Hold up! I didn't mean to insinuate that tokes was brilliant! I thought Waymans reaction was brilliant in an over the top sort of sense. But then that's not to say I don't think Tokes is brilliant I just can't afford the minus 1. Now I don't know what to do.

Just brilliant.

Didn't I hear somewhere that this year (or next) it doesn't matter where you finish the spoils are shared equally?

Controversially I'd like to see a new LB amongst others. LS is a class act and will get better but my fear is that he's a young lad and we are in danger of burning him out without suitable cover.

Phahaha! You aren't serious are you? A case of hungover and being Mr Grumpy this morning or this overly PC world has got stuck right up your rectum.

What about you you big girls blouse?

Do they know? Do we need to bombard them with TMS propaganda? Drop leaflet bombs on them with pictures of Bears and stories of golf?

Preemptive strike! I like it.

Danny Wallace overhead kick against.........?

You get to see JLC norks in Trading places. True story.

No, No, No! Stop this right now! No one cares. Blah blah blah I'm dune, I'm not dune, are you dune?! Who fecking cares. Stop this right now or Milts will take you out for dinner.

I remember hearing about that. What was the one after that? Dj RAP, Hype Randall? Rap played that track "the box" the sample from hellraiser. That night was ****ing immense!

****in voodoo magic man! I've got this tape pack. Didn't go to this one it was a little before my time but I think early 94 onwards I started going to the sanctuary. Helter skelter, dreamscape. Good times!