Dicko

2 years ago some bird gave me a blowjob in the back of a taxi. When the driver knew what was going on he shouted ' I hope for your sake she fookin swallows that mush' :supz:

A few weeks ago, a number of people were approaching bookmakers and asking for a price on Gazza dying before the end of the year.

Did you know the BNP has the fastest growing membership out of all political parties in the UK? I think some people's attitudes on here is simply a reflection of how society feels

Kronenbourg 1664 tastes completely different in France. It was much nicer, perhaps it's the same with Stella. We obviously brew them differently

An unexpected motion Are they not talking about turds left by astronauts?

What I watched against Blackpool and Barnsley was most definitely not total football. one-dimensional football with players playing out of position and a lack of plan B is a mouthful though

Making money

Does she know who the father is?

True A 16 year-old girl is a young woman :rolleyes:

Do you have any Incredible Hulk gags?

PMSL You're venturing back towards your thread from 2 weeks ago! Fantasising about something perverted is OK, until you act upon it

Indeed Once she's served her purpose, it's always nice to go hunting for fresh meat. Just get a dishwasher if you are worried about dirty plates

Deceitful women who have lovely clear complexions, and ruin the moment when they show their spotty arse Frauds

People that write on toliet walls - 'If you want sex phone 07766........' I always seem to get a very pizzed off middle aged man

Did anyone watch the C4 sex education programme last night? 14 & 15 year-old girls learning how to put on condoms Quite liked the bit where they grabbed the base of the cucumber & gently rolled it down Quality TV

Yes One of my ambitions is to smell her perfume

LOL. I assume life in the world of finance is a bit stressful at present Mark?! We don't see you for ages, then you arrive with abuse tucked under your arm

Yeah, I don't argue with the Gordon Mockles rant. However, I think we still have to pay for any loan deals. I reckon Chelsea & Spurs were happy for Cork & Pekhart to gain experience and didn't demand any money. Getting a decent, experienced player will be tough. Also, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Schneiderlin deal didn't involve as much money up front as we assume. One of Rupert's cloak & dagger dealings! I don't think we could even afford to sack the Dutchmen. Jan paid his own compensation to arrive

I like the GMTV weather girl who presents it (name escapes me) They need a vision of beauty to spice it up I recommend Sian Williams

Agreed. This is the thread I was referring to

I like it. At least you don't get trigger happy mods deleting threads for no reason

I suppose it depends on whether West Ham will expect money for Quashie. They might subsidise the deal if they are desperate to get shot. Not sure what sort of reaction he would get either

Nothing marginal about it. Skacel is a better left-back than Mills or Surman and whilst Holmes is injured, he's potentially our best option at left-wing. Euell improved greatly towards the end of last season and I would like to see him back in the team

Yeah, I agree. I'd be interested to know how confident he is dealing with the board though. Does he have the balls or power to say to RL "we need to drop kids like James and Gillett because they aren't good enough for this league" And I'm also interested to know if he is being stopped from playing certain players due to their appearance fees

I think they are currently in a dispute with their former owner. He owns Millmoor, and due to Rotherham being in administration, they cannot come to a financial agreement on the use of their old stadium I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong!