Dicko

He's doing his best, but has been given an impossible job. I challenge anybody on this forum to masturbate in a straitjacket

Rotherham rise to the challenge in beating one of the giants of English football at the Don Valley

£150 flight mortgage council tax

I think our financial situation is soooo bad, we need a decent cup run.

Zeebras are awesome! Americans are daft They see a black & white animal and probably think he has mixed race parents

I find your story interesting. Some women will moan about blokes, but for a guy who cares about his kids, to be screwed financially, virtually have to beg to see them, whilst some tosser gets to see them whenever he wants must be bloody difficult to deal with

From a distance he looks like a right footed Higgy. I like him He's not blessed with great skill, but he looks solid and dependable

I assume the decision to get engaged was during a moment when you were up to eyeballs in alcohol, and she had a mouthful of cum?

Blimey, that was even worse than I thought. A Reading player was trying to hook it back into play! Does he honestly think he would try and stop his team scoring by attempting to clear it off the line? :D

Gutted. It's been removed due to copyright reasons

I haven't seen it yet Was it an obvious gaff (even in real-time)?

Are you suggesting this explains his mental instability?

What's going on? Why does modern life twist people's minds to such an extent, they decide to kill the most precious things in their life?

I've said it lots of times & I'll say it again All the off-topic areas should merge into one Also, it shouldn't be so heavily policed. This is internet ffs, you expect humour and opinions that are slightly edgy or offensive

Kills his 2 kids, then himself He's from Freemantle, anyone know him? http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5gaDOgqkNJlBSTwp77ZQTpoNS5apw

As opposed to simply ****ging one? Sleeping with a prostitute takes some balls

I praised him after the Ipswich match, but on Saturday he was absolutely woeful. He lacks any kind of footballing intelligence. He was supposed to be playing on the wing, but just got drawn into the middle all the time. We had two occassions where we had great openings, but nobody was out wide It was because BWP had deserted his position Unfortunately, he earns a living on the back of his family name

Most people thought Clarke should have been played instead of Poulter! Poulter was easily our best player. Faldo thought it would be close, and obviously decided on playing experienced guys at the end to bring the baton home Hindsight is a wonderful thing

Sat Lunch - 4pts at lunchtime, followed by SMS footie:( Sat Eve - picked up some ****ed up 23 year-old from Pitcher & Piano. Fortunately, she was so wrecked she failed to notice my average performance. After a day of 10pts, I struggled to get it up But, we made it in the end Sun Morn recovering Sun Aft - made a very nice amount on Ryder Cup singles 'in-play' Today - taking a day off & flying back to Jersey at 7.30

I support Saints, not the ****ing chairman Unfortunately, the club is in a mess. It's not because we have Lowe, it's because we have too many nobbers as supporters, and you are one of them my friend

Why? Do you think our gloryhunting fans will return? We can only get 14000 in CCC, in League 1 our support base will disappear even more

Yeah, that's the problem though With the club being skint, fans staying away is causing the club even more problems

IMO yesterday was our most depressing performance this season. I thought Barnsley were really poor, a definite candidate for relegation. Even though we had 7 shots on target, their goalie didn't really have to make any blinding saves. At the moment, I think we look very good bets for the drop

I've been shocked and disappointed at the number of fairweather supporters we have. The club is in the mire, they need your support more than ever

I think the answer is a deep-rooted one (on both sides) I don't disagree with institutional racism, but how many younger muslims are out there playing in local sides? Their faith is considered more important than competing in westernised team sports This is not a racist viewpoint, this is the view of a friend of mine (an Asian)