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1 or 2 genuine lol moments there

I'm a bit suspicious at BWP having his name cleared. At £8k per week, he's been robbing Saints left, right & centre

Yes, he is actually

I'm very keen to see if Skacel will be brought into the first team. Potentially, our system will suit him perfectly. I think Holmes has done well, but IMO Skacel is a better player (if he can be bothered)

I think that's a bit harsh It's not his fault they started the season with -17 points. It wasn't his fault the -10 points from last year sent them down

Wow, you sound like a funny guy. Send me a PM when you do go, I'd love to meet you for a beer :mad:

That's a bad argument I'm afraid. we had a poor crowd against Birmingham also! This match wasn't on TV, and Birmingham brought 1600 fans

My best mate in Jersey is from Renfrew - a massive Rangers fan. Some of the stories he has told me about 'Old Firm' derbies makes Pompey - Saints look like charity matches

Because Leicester are a club that many will feel are similar to Saints in terms of stature. They have just been relegated to the 3rd tier for the first time ever, yet get bigger crowds than us. Surely, they have a reason to be more depressed than us.

When you consider Leicester's two home games in League 1 have produced crowds of 23k and 17k, a crowd of 15k is hugely disappointing. I'd like the fans who haven't bothered this season to give explanations why!

For the rest of the country to see our half empty stadium is an embarrassment. Our fans should feel ashamed of themselves. We are not the big club we think we are, when the huge majority can't be bothered to turn up

Yeah, but I have some very good contacts

We need to realise it's a young team and they are still learning. I thought Blackpool were excellent, they done their homework and didn't let us pass through them. I liked the fact their heads didn't drop, they kept trying until the end.

Can't believe people are still debating the position of GK! Kelvin Davis is our best goalie by a distance

If the mods do agree to setting up a gambling forum, I will happily share some useful snippets of info as it arrives

You'll be sat on the toilet all day

.........is going bald

I remember trying a 14 pub crawl in Totton with some mates a few years back. Old Farmhouse Players Saxon Testwood Salmon Leap Cross Keys Elephant & Castle Red Lion Station (it was still open in those days) Swan Peg & Parrot Anchor Village Bells King Rufus By the time we'd made it over the railway bridge into Eling we were ****ed. We got kicked out of 'The Anchor' and 'King Rufus' for being too ****ed.

You're getting into very deep, psychological waters now Robsk! I remember seeing an article on the BBC about the film 'The Accused' Everytime they showed the full, un-cut version on BBC2, the viewing figures rose dramatically in the final 20 minutes. Obviously, this is when the rape takes place. Apparantely, a huge amount of us, both male and female, have fantasies about rape

My mate had a Renault Campus. Absolutely horrible car

You make that sound as if paedophilia is just a taboo subject, rather than being wrong

Yep, agreed. GG is a sick bastard, not a pervert. I take my perversions seriously and am proud of them

I feel normal again. Some of these suggestions are even older than my lovely Sian

He's a low-life, but he's not daft. Where else in England would he live? Portsmouth is about the only place where paedophilia is acceptable