Dicko

I think it was probably me:mad:

I blame having 'The Lounge' and TMS They should be merged because you end with a forum full of drivel

My chances are obviously looking slim

What was so offensive about that thread?

I bet they're not together anymore

My mate's a Palace fan and he reckons they are trying to get Andy Bishop from Bury

Didn't get that far to see what they looked like. It just seemed a bit odd

Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out

If JP fails in the job, it won't be his fault

Bad news, I like Jade Goody. She's an idiot, but that makes her quite endearing She's not keen on Asians.......so what!

Harsh, but very fair

We've never had good looking athletes

I assume Rattlehead is joking then?

lolage You're kidding me

Does anyone remember a fat, mouthy woman who used to sit by the tunnel at The Dell? She used to give Lawrie Mac and Chris Nicholl pieces of cake when they walked out! Bonkers

Yes, I complained to exit2, but didn't even get a reply from the ****

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but......... I almost spat my coffee out

Lots of teams play 4-3-3 these days. This is a real worry, because those wide players could easily expose makeshift full-backs

Well, I'm currently single, so I don't have any peer pressure to take 2/3 weeks off in the summer. I tend to please myself & take occassional days off when I feel like it. I also play it by ear depending on how well the current month has gone. Last year, I had a total of 37 days off (this includes weekends!!) So, I work lots of hours

You wait until you see our paralympics team

Actually, I think they are called bankers...... (or something like that)

Try being self-employed? I don't get paid for any time off, whether it be funerals or holidays etc. I find it's a lot easier to not like anyone enough where you feel obliged to go

Gordon Banks was fairly unlucky. He went out for a drive and come back without an eye

I tend to agree. Clearly, the board are having trouble getting shot of Skacel If his mind is right, I think he's a better player at left-back than Surman anyway, so this might not be a total disaster

That applies to lots of posters. If you can't be ****ed to turn up, then your opinions on the match should be considered irrelevant