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kelvin davis is the only reason we aint 4 nil down :mad:

ffs someone take out gillespie

gillespie 1 yard wide

how the f**k do you know this

cos im listening to it on radio solent .... duh

charlton nearly scored in the second minute !!!!!!!! come on you yellows :smt076

Oy, kap'n, watch that sand bank !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

With such a high IQ I would have thought you'd realise that none of us actually give a **** and posted something much closer to your mental acumen such as ' my nob is'nt small dear, my legs are loooooong'

nicely edited quote evil

nice pics, thanks, hope to see sms full like that soon too

Thanks for the 'dogs' award mate, I'll wear it with pride and to be fair, all the posters who misread it and failed to see the humour have actually added to the post making it funnier plonkers :smt075

FFS guys let me explain something here ....... On a wave of jubilation after an amazing victory yesterday I posted the original post in a very tongue in cheek manner. To my knowledge no ambulances were called and no-ones jaw was broken ! I mean come on, to call an ambulance because someone cant stop smiling And for someone to be so shocked that their mouth gapes open low enough to hit the ground Everyone has a different taste in humour I know but surely people cant really read my post and consider it serious ... can they .....:confused: ps ...... and when i say ' come on you yoofs ' at the end I refer to our young team not the gobby shyster element in our fan base !!! .

.......................................................................................................... To the above quoted posters ...... Please re-read the first post you plonkers pwned .

Apparently several ambulances were called to the madjedski stadium tonight to assist many Saints fans who had broad smiles stuck from ear to ear and were unable to stop smirking. At the same time, many royals fans needed treatment after their jaws dropped so quickly they fractured upon hitting the terraces. :D:D COME ON YOU YOOFS .

In an earlier thread Reading fans were predicting 4 - 5 - 6 nil Surprise surprise :smt031 Read their reactions here ... http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=82446 Oh the joy that gloating brings to a cold winters night .

your comment made me laugh ...... but your avatar makes me puke :vom:

I ............ I ............................ ........................................... .............................................. am .............................................. ............................................................. just f*kin speechless ??????????????????????????????? .

Good pics, thanks. Looks like apart from the score you had a good day

Thanks for your advice guys, I will look into it a bit more this week ( when I get the time ! ) and see what I can come up with. I am waiting for a reply from my hosting provider ( Lycos ) to see what they support but I believe both php and mysql are ok. Thanks again for the help

I run a website that I would like to add a forum to. Can anyone give me a little advice as to how I need to go about this the best way but in plain english please ? The web-site is construction related ( www.diyblockpaving.com ) and is hosted by Lycos. It gets on average 40 visitors per day and I want people to be able to discuss problems or ask advice in a forum. Any suggestions please ? Thanks to anyone that can help me

god bless bob

The trouble with evening matches is most of our players have to be in bed by eight pm so we tend to lose quite a lot of them

is it the new ted bates statue ?

You miserable negative toads. :mad: 15 posts in and everyone saying we cant beat a team who have'nt won for a year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We may not have got the results we wanted from the first two games against top teams but come on, ffs, we CAN beat derby :mad: I for one will maintain my confidence in the team for a while and go for a saints 2 nil win Come on you reds ( or yellows, greys, whatever we are today :confused: ) .

Dont worry boys, when the fulthorpe group rides in with the dubai millions, shearer will build us a team to easily walk this league