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Pressure cooker for all but Chambers now. Lovren gets a bit of a let off because people are now actively targeting Stevie G as a defensive weakness (oh I know it well, Stevie) because he is, and his team mates are evidently intent on sparking the bloke during games. Perhaps they are trying to whack his head back to Liverpool Lallana doesn't look like he's getting any sleep, let alone match fit. Lambert, I feel sorry for. Rodgers hasn't got the first clue on what he's about, and doesn't know how to use him. If all he's going to do is bang him on when all else fails, then he won't get the best out of him, and they'll still fail.

How good is the sales patter? Did you end up buying anything?

"Fúck it. I quit" http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/lists/fck-it-i-quit-tv-reporter-charlo-greene-quits-live-on-air-in-spectacular-fashion-9748394.html

By design.

Found on a Facebook group called "The last person to walk into Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes", although these people seem to have similar areas of headline interest to me, going by your image alone. I actually didn't notice the watermark; is this one any better? Does it mean something now?

Found on FB:- What I like about it is the applicability beyond the Scottish Referendum. Its appeal is timeless.

Oh c'mon. One of his big bold claims to whet people's appetites is utter shíte. The board need to realise the club are bucking a trend through unique circumstances, and the luck could run out soon, because it always does Who the fúck is this guy? Mystic Meg? Why does he even bother reporting about football? If it's all about luck, he should just become the Mail's craps correspondent.

Here.

Made similar comments on Facebook, when one of my English Parliament-supporting mates was calling for one. Classic conflict between practicality and English identity.

Article summarised. Saints doing really well, but shouldn't sell all of their players again, and whatever happens, will be hit with the inevitable doomhammer of infinite bad luck, because that's just what happened to Leeds and Wimbledon, their situations being exactly the same as ours and all. For fúcks sake. If I did a shít, stuck a flag in it and gave it a press pass, it'd write better copy than this guff. By 3pm too.

Raaaaargh!

I didn't write it!

Cheers mush, although it does go to show what can happen when you leave things to interpretation * * "sir! we have the shot!"

Possibly the inspiration, but can't take credit for the fine detail in that article.

One of the most intriguing Saints encounters of recent memory. New manager vs old bogey team. Solidified the game above. Shame not to pick up all three points, and good on Super Michael for removing himself from decent people.

Damn right I have seen some stuff I considered bad on here, but we're practically saints by comparison.

Any fear of Peter Beagrie can be countered by imagining a person with a Far Eastern accent enthusiastically pronouncing his name.

Chambers is the only one doing well, but that's because Arsenal fans know what sort of players they generally sign. Expectations much lower and he's playing outside of his established position too.

In the running for best Premier League weekend for the so-called weaker teams. "Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! That's good, they've had a hell of a time."

This. He did well today. Fought for and found space. The Leicester team could be the basis for the next Goal film. Old man Cambiasso. Former captain jettisoned at his moment of highest ascendancy. Non-league lion roaring onto prime hunting ground. And don't tell me you can't make them look like plucky urban achievers. I've been to King Power Stadium.

He needs his team to find a run of form, or he's gone. Still makes me laugh that he paid his way out to take the job. Sure his deal at Spurs will cover the 2mil, unless Levy inserted a "what if you're really crap" clause. Please let it be so

One trick Pochy's legs have gone.

Watched the Leicester vs United game, quite possibly one of the best games I've seen. It's not just the goals. It was the contest of quality versus industry, individual superstars versus a coherent and up-for-it team. Leicester could have sunk after Di Maria's beautiful goal, and no-one would have been surprised. It happens. They kept at it, almost immediately proving that possession is only nine tenths of the law (take note, Poch!). So impressed with Vardy too. Fair f**king play, mush. If the commentators hadn't constantly reminded me he was recently non-league, I'd never have known.

I heard an interesting stat. Exclude the over 54's, and Scotland would be independent. Worth bearing in mind, in case we were thinking of reneging on vows.

Ah, don't worry about credit. I've seen at least four people rip it off on Twitter. They're happy, getting retweets, favourites and shít. I'm happy being the creative head vampire.