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Che hat-trick and then through on penalties. Just let me dream for a bit.

Che didn't have to think. What a shot.

Too easy for them. Just strolling through us.

Good work Bazunu.

Sick of this Sky commentary.

The most basic job in football is being able to pass to a team mate. Saints are woeful at that basic job.

FFS! Gave the ball away twice in the build up. Now might as well give up.

This Newcastle jizz-fest on the TV is doing my head in. Would just love Saints to pour some cold water on them. Admittedly unlikely though.

I'm resigned to a day of disappointment. The striker problem wasn't addressed in the summer and now the world can see that Saints are desperate. At least by the end of the day we'll know where we are - in more ways than one.

Saints are bottom of the EPL. It's going to be very difficult to persuade anyone to join, especially now that might Brighton are flashing the cash.

Give him a 6 month contract, a shed load of money and a chance to appear weekly in the EPL shop window. Who could refuse? 😬

I am already preparing to be disappointed for when Dembele turns up at Everton.

How many times has a Saints player passed directly to an opponent? Doing my head in.

Stick Perraud up front. Composed finish.

Saints would be strolling if only they could pass to one another.

Let's face it. Any striker willing to sign for Saints in this desperate predicament is unlikely to be up to the task. I'm now resigned to finishing the season with what we already have and just hoping against hope.

I wonder what people expect from this window. Saints have been bottom of the league for weeks now. What would be the attraction for anyone decent to want to join us? Money? That's about it really. The real problem was in not getting a new manager and signings in the summer.

Welcome to Mr Bree. Hope he does well for Saints. I just pray that the hate brigade can stay off his back for a bit.

It's smoke signals that I'm waiting for. Oh sod it! Off to the pub.

Lots of melted cheese here by the look of it but not too much support for our Welsh rarebit. I take it nothing is happening then.

I still have a problem with the law that says a defender can touch the ball with his hand but an attacker cannot. They're both playing the same game aren't they?

It's got to the stage where it's not worth celebrating goals now. I'm always expecting them to be chalked off. VAR's ruining football.

The commentators can now cream themselves.

Saints reduced to little more than a shambles.

Adams on his heels again. Chance goes begging.