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He’d probably blame John Cleese

Look who’s back, Fabrice is back, would the real slim Fabrice please stand up, please stand up…

Seemingly they can, and I reckon they will.

I was going to say tongue, but that would be inappropriate, so I thought it instead

They’ll be back, they are just contriving their next line of attack, each line being more oblique than the previous.

Question is,,who is the donkeys arse, Russ or Rasmus, or does this ass have two arses?

I’m have a strong suspicion that’s why Charlie Taylor has disappeared from the face of the earth. I also thought I saw a bit of petulance from Bednarek up at Wolves, we were fannying around at the back and he appeard to lose it and launch the ball into orbit.

I’d like to know on what basis he is so confident “they’ll be alright” what is experience is he drawing onto support this? He was in unremarkable player playing for an unremarkable team, played international for a team that by necessity has to scour the lower leagues for players. As a manager he was very average in the championship and an unrivalled disaster in the premier league, so, where does this confidence come from? I guess he epitomises arrogance, where your view of yourself is vastly elevated above reality.

I think Liverpool were complacent yesterday and we still managed to gift wrap the points for them.

The slight variation in this scenario is that he’s the rat that will sink the ship. With an honourable mention to Rasmus Rat.

I am going, going to every away I can whilst we remain in the premier league. I need to build up enough credit for the remaining London away days and the trip to the last ever game at Goodison. That’s my motivation, I don’t expect us to get anything from any away games. I’m not one of those who thinks it’s a forgone conclusion that we will be so “lucky” next time so I’m going to make the most of this sad and pathetic season.

Find another room to decorate, even if it doesn’t need it.

yeah , but no, but yeah, but…

That is nailed on.

Russ will be first rat to leave the ship.

Correction. A backhanded way of deflecting blame

He’s only a baby, still developing, still growing

I think you know what I mean, we haven’t been embarrassed by them. Done well in the sense no unwelcome records were threatened. Whereas we have been largely terrible against the also rans

He recoiled when Russ tried to cuddle him, Russ doesn’t cope well with rejection.

Paraphrasing It’s my fault I take full responsibility for the players effing it up, because although it’s my fault it isn’t really, I need to help the players learn not to eff it up. It doesn’t look good on me, and I am the ducks nuts.

My only worry is we have done well against the top sides since far this season, I have no confidence we won’t return to absolute dross when we play the lesser teams.

He must think we are Albanians

Unless, as seemingly quite a popularly held view, the quality of the players are the issue, not Martin, and with greater resources he could do well? Ps not my view.

There are plenty more Rasmus’s around and about in these days.

Well the meetings with Rasmus would be very entertaining!