Toussaint

We squeaked back up. It was obvious to most that the style of football which was relatively successful in he championship would be disastrous in the premier league. We thought he'd seen the light when he had a style change enforced on him by bringing McCarthy in, but alas, no, the RM dogma continues to the detriment of results and performance.

We concede an average of 2.11111 goals per game. So my prediction, Saints 1 Everton 2.111111

We keep a clean sheet? What you been smoking’ hombre?

It’s EPL soccerball, dude! Where I sit I have dozens of different neutral soccerball fans around me every game.

My expectation, if it happens, is that it will be someone nobody has ever heard of.

The case for the prosecution rests m’lud

No, you probably cannot, our time is finite

At least you understand “what we are building” I’m just too dumb to comprehend it.

Never in doubt

Comedy night

I think we may struggle this season, just a feeling I have.

Les hasn’t completed a pass tonight

** the worst teams reserves

We love Russell He’s our man if he can’t do it, nobody can Rah rah rah

We are doing our best to kill the game off.

To be fair, stoke reserves will give anyone a hard time

I’m glad Tommy Cannon is playing as a lone striker, if Bobby Ball were along side him they’d be a formidable pair. Rock on

According to TSP, Alfie, we have hired one but work permit issues have prevented him getting involved. I think this is now resolved

Hardwood Balls is our top scorer

Somebody Phillips , Dave?

I think so, got some tough treatment at City.

ABK ruined Lucy, Russ’s “bravery” isn’t enough for her anymore.

That would be great for morale. I think Tall Paul would score a few given more opportunities.

Christ, what would that side do to Russel’s boys!