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This is Saints - SNAFU https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SNAFU#:~:text=SNAFU is an acronym that,all fouled up" or similar.

He's in Tibet, celebrating international mung bean week .

Saints had a coach named Martin he was welcomed like a lift with a fart in He was only able to take us to mid table it ended with an acrimonious partin’ ’

NEWS Caballero remains in talks as Southampton FC release 12 professionals 1 hr ago SOUTHAMPTON FC By Alfie House@AlfieHouseEchoDigital Sport Reporter 6 Comments Willy Caballero could remain at Saints for a further year but talks are ongoing (Image: Stuart Martin) SAINTS goalkeeper Willy Caballero remains in talks over a potential new deal as the club confirm their released and retained list. As already known, Theo Walcott and Moi Elyounoussi will depart St Mary’s at the end of the month following the expiry of their contracts. The club statement reads: “The club would like to thank both Theo and Moi for their commitment and efforts throughout their time as Southampton players, and we wish both of them the very best for their future.” Saints have also confirmed a further 10 professional players, who played within the academy or on loan this season, will depart at the end of their deals. Those players include Goran Babic, Sam Bellis, Matthew Hall, Zuriel Otseh-Taiwo, Leon Pambou, Fedel Ross-Lang, Jak Stewart, Will Tizzard, Jack Turner and Caleb Watts.

Had boring Russell boring Martin signed yet? What a boring saga, I’m bored!

It’s like the first two lines of a limerick

That's the point, they haven't been upheld, hence the group action.

Apparently we are being investigated for TSP - total shit play

I don't think it will be too long before they fall away.

It reminds me of when KPI’s were all the rage in assessing work performance, some utterly useless people could score very well.

that's good, I really liked his and his brothers movies, Something About Mary, Me Myself Irene and many others. Hard to see what that brings to Saints other than some much needed laughter?

He’s a useless lump

Yep, brilliant to watch, I’d like them to win, but as you say, unlikely.

Not only does d he dress like him he tried to emulate his playing style which was ridiculous given the averageness of our squad

You’ll need to get the doll out, it’s easier than talking about it.

That's not on him, that's on the series of buffoons we had to manage us. He's a 100 % 'er, so ok in my book.

I bought some during lockdown, I can’t recall any benefit, unless I bought fake crap with fake reviews, from Amazon

How ironic

Get Small-bone and big Willy signed up and stop dicking around ffs!

No, they were using a geological frame of reference.

I wouldn't take that risk on, he's likely to injure himself getting in or out, stab himself with the seat belt or find some other means to hurt himself, roll around on the floor in apparent agony and go MIA for a few weeks.

Rice doesn’t look great tonight and Antonio looks like he’s over the hill.

I am not enjoying anything about this game. I was initially hoping for a West Ham win, but since their yobbo fans have dominated the first half I am seriously wavering. Ideally both teams will loose!

"insert town or city name" is a shithole, I want to go home. We don't have much to boast about ourselves in that respect

Didn’t they offer £50 million just after we played them at home?