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Clashes with Forest, sorry but duty calls.

Don't embarass yourself with your ignorance of human biology stevo. Your immediate jumping to that conclusion says more about you and your sexuality than my perversions. There's even a sphincter muscle in your eye (not just the brown one either). And one in your knob to keep the wee in. And your bum has 2, I assume from this fact that God is Irish....to be sure, to be sure....

You are an utter utter **** then, I take a suction pad with me into public toilets nowadays, so that I don't have to touch your filth on the door handle when I come out. It's no hardship is it, a sprinkle of water and you can even dry your hands on your trousers if you are in a rush. Dirty dirty boy.

Stevo, if it persists or pccurs frequently get it checked out. It may be that your sphincter muscle is broken. Seriously. And Gaviscon may look a little bit spunky, but it tastes nothing like it. FACT

Lovely fish when barbecued, good and oily. Tip: If it smells fishy, it's already going off. Does s aligator count as a fish, cos that's nice?

You could take a leaf out of the councils book and sell some of your artwork at a car booty, buy Ess's site and buld it up to it's former glory state. I would even voluteer to hold a bucket collection for you. As long as I can claim for my petrol, an egg mayo sandwich and can of Isotonic sports drink.

There were more spare tyres on the pitch than on the motorway Mike, but mine is getting smaller. Actually, in the few weeks of my intensive fitness and diet regime I've managed to lose over a half a stone, and managed to turn another couple of pound of fat into rock hard muscle.

Was that you in England top with a good shot on you, one of which nearly broke my ankle?

10 years earlier than they are due to be open too. In the current climate of police and authorities being held accountable for their actions and inactions, it can only be a good thing. We, the voters, should have more confidence in them and this will help even if it does open up a few wounds, it has to be done imho.

Result, no injuries this week apart from a grazed knee. For anyone who was there I wasn't that crap 25 years ago, honest. I enjoyed the warm down too, thanks lads.

I thought someone posted that they were sold out in the club shop. Get yourselves sorted Away Team ffs. What a shembles! I bet you haven't even been measured up for your pre-match suits yet have you?

Fart loudly and follow it up with a ****off burp.

I am just leaving for Kent. I'll try to get back but ain't too confident that I wil make KO, start without me. Later folki

Exactly my point wg, at the start of the season it was not **** or bust, now it is and I can't give up hope and will scream myself hoarse next Saturday right up until the final whistle. After that who knows...

You'll love Priestfield, just pray it doesn't rain.

One horse race if ever there was one. Kelvin. Incidentally, when was the last time that our P.O.T.S was still with us the following season?

Pop Muzik?

How much would we save on appearance money, goalscoring and win bonuses (lol) and insurance if we played the U18's? I would like to point out that I for one (against by better judgement) still believe that we can do it. What else is there?

If enthusiasm won mayches, then it would be worth a shot. Unfortunately, the additional insurance premium to cover damage to cars in the north car park would make it not financially viable. hth

How?

Sympaphies mate. I have never had them as when my brothers and sisters got them as kids, i was shipped of to the colonels house until given the all clear. The mere mention of them ****s me up now though as I hear that it is a bit painful in the testes.

If Wotte walks, would he require paying off?

He should step down honourably and get Killer in charge whilst there is still a pulse.

/\ but let's not forget that he is a lot cheaper than that bloke Pearson, anyone know what happened to him after we dumped him on the scrapheap?

That's wotte I heard too. And when will he start to accept hIS part in all this?