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The irony of real life eh! You are doing okay so far, next you must explain to him gently that he must never ever set foot in Portsmouth. Tell him that it is a ****hopuse as soon as he wakes in the morning. Then report back for further instructions on good parenting. These other people are horrible, they brainwash their poor kids into hating public servants, people who we employ to protect us AND THEM the dumb ****ers. Duh Jesus ****ing wept. Ban them from my club please Mr Wilde. SCUM

I heard her middle names are Ted Bobby Lawrie. I did hear this in a noisy pub though, it may or may not be true.

Buying Haslet by any chance? The plot thickens, does anyon eknow if he posts on here? Or even reads the posts?

What a brilliantbidea. We could set up a fund to pay for it. The forum footie match could be the official launch and half the money from spectators, could go be the first ever donation from the forum members. The club could even offer to match it pound for pound. BTW I just got another 15 definited that want to come and see me play (get injured). At this rate we they might have to oen the corners. . YES 100% YES 100% YES 100% RUPERT PLEASE READ THIS POST Maye one day, he did get us St Mary's after I for one know that one day soon it will be full to the rafters again (bloody plastics! Pleas come back we need you). It's just around the corner imho.

Did it come up as "GOAL - MLT (SAINTS) - 9lbs 4ozs"?

You a stalker? Get behind the irony of this site. Brilliant

Funniest comment of the year alert! I would lloke to nominate hte above post for the £Funniest post of the year" award. Someone please organise a polll for this competition. Everyone gets to nominate ONE (1) post. The top ten go forward for the poll of polls. Winninge poster wins a years free membership to the site. WE can ask Rupert to present a certificaye on the pitch?

Apologies, but forgive my ignance, but this is obviously a serious story. But I have never heard of this story. By the alarm in your posts, it is obviously quite a nasty anti police song. This is very concerning! What the hell has our club come to, when we are now attracting the sort of scum that does that? This club of ours has sunken further than I ever felt possible. I started following football at Gillingham in the early 70's. I used to tag along with my older (Skate) brother and that is why I don't care where we end up next season, I hope it's in this division, but I reckon I could handle another match against Southend. That is actually my favourite game ever at Saint Mary's, who could ever forget that game, it was ****ing brilliant. I was there! Brilliant. I might still find it in my heart to one day forgive Rupert Lowe (never Redknapp though, he will always be a budgie in my book). Whatever he is, he is not a sick bastard. This bloke ejected today is the sort of person that has no place at our club, No matter what your view on any politics at our club, everyone associated with this club should disassociate themselves from this person. It is deplorable in my huimble opinion. Thoughts?

Not wishing to imply that your Mum was not correct, but most people, even those who live in the area call it North Stoneham or even just Stoneham. However; I am pretty sure that South Stoneham was pre Swaythling. and there are references to it on some very old maps. Again, I streess that your Mum is probably correct for recent times, I am going back a bit further. http://www.westendlhs.hampshire.org.uk/westend/

Winchester I think you will find.

Our defence has been compared to a sieve by some.

Hence the signs in the concourse toilets. "Please fluch twice, it's a long way to the boardroom"

Your translation may well have some truth to it of course. I am a 'Man of Kent' born in Deal (a beautiful little town I might add). I grew up in the Medway Towns (Gillingham), historically many Gypsy families (ie Mrs hamster's) settled there as it was a very busy 'turnpike' for people travelling to and from the continent. This is where the term 'pikey' comes from, and it is only in recent times that the term has been used as a derogatory term. There are a lot of other words and phrases still in common use today that herald from the travelling comminities, probably the most common is the word 'Dad', but 'folk' or 'folks' is another, which comes from 'folki' I believe. Chav is a very common one, but again it's been corrupted by um 'chavs' unfortunately. It can be difficult to find info on the gypsy communities not least their language, as it is more a spoken language than a written one, there are a couple of online dictionaries out there but they can be difficult to find. Another couple for you to ponder are 'coi' (sp) and 'doi' (sp), as in "coi ya moia doi" (sp). Listen out for them next time you **** off a Gypsy. A couple of famous Gypsies for you; Bob Hoskins, Yul Brynner, Charlie Chaplin, Michael Caine, David Essex, a woman named Mother Teresa, and a bloke known better as Elvis Presley. Anyway back on track, My old man is a local lad and we moved here in 1980, so when asked where I come from I tend to say Southampton, as it is where I now live. I actually live in 'South Stoneham', which can be hard to find on a lot of maps. Bye for now folki hamster

Mush and Moosh are Gypsy terms. FACT. Well done all who use them to denote our identities. Com ye chavy chi. and al.

Brilliant, just when we were on the lookout for paul allen's yacht....

??? hope he's okay he has fond memories of that day I believe

Oh dear, second half! Not pretty at all, but still a proper game of footie.

What a great game. looks like their are half a dozen Alan Balls playing, he's everywhere? Some of the movement off the ball from both teams is brilliant in its simplicity. I had forgotten how great the game used to be, I have sedt it to series record on the Sky Plus now. Didn't realise that it snowed! And who was Freddy Starr supporting?

I have a spare pairt of 'sock type' shinpads going begging. One pair are Michael Owen Umbros' the other pair are Mitre. I haven't yet decided which to keep. First to ask nicely who is playing in the match can have them. Seriously.

absolutely correct. Further to p my last post, I did find a way around it and I too noticed the number plates. Person I was showing raised their eyebrows at it, but I pointed out that it is actually possible in real life to walk past someones car and read their number plate qute legally. It is quite harmless imho and extremely impressive. Ponty metioned Stoneham Lane. Go to Stoneham Close, facing Stoneham lane. Look left towards the bus stop and zoom in, you will clearly see a St Georges nipper waving frantically at the camera. He is probably now a legend in the palyground. I wish i'd seen it going around and made myself immortal too.

:smt017 Clarifification required please?

Are they still in the frame to hold the World Cup final there? Tickets are gonna be as rare as Pikeys teeth

Told some colleagues about it and they were shocked that it was so detailed. Offered to show them on the computers and they pooed themselves saying that we'd all got an e-mail WARNING of excessive personal use of works computers, ala facebook vierwing and the like. 1984! They'll be tagging us next.

Corrected that for you mate.