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32" x 29"s (will settle for 28 legs)

See WSS, you aren't reading the post proper are you. If you had the text to send, YOU WOULD BE DEAD. Ergo you would not be able to forwrad it. Ergo your joke isn't funny, and we laugh at you now. Oh and forgot to thank you for the Vine tip last week. I decided not to risk being ejaculated in front of my Mum and stayed local.

Hilarious.

Anyone kicks me and my Mum will be over those perimiter boards like that famous hurdler that I can't remember the name of. Steve, I have 2 volunteers for ballboys. Free entry and a burger and they'll do it.

Are you me? My ex was really nice, EVERYONE licked her.

Who?

I think you are correct there. Also ADN is the National Department for Autism with the intials in the correct alphabetical order (as they should be).

Please don't say things like that. I won't be able to relax al day now. Is that comment *conjecture? pray tell Fc

I get exactly what you are saying alpine, even with my lack of intelligence. It would be a very brave man to take that decision, BUT it could be the one that ultimately saves this club. If it were a Ted Bates figure making the decision, a majority of fans would trust him and go with it, just like when we appointed Lawrie Mac and got relegated, sometimes you have to bite the bullet. Rupert's time was up long long ago and whatever happens it will always be a case of him taking the blame, and others taking the credit. My opinion fwiw, we should stick to a results based football league. Despite the penalties and reasoning behind them I always think it is grossly unfair to punish the hard work of players due to financial mishandling. There must be an alternative? If a shop was saved from extinction by going into administartion, they would not insist that they move away from the High Street into the bargain.

Having never been there, is it like when you mention the Beatles to scousers? eg. they all have an auntie who went out with Macca, or their Grandad used to work behind the bar in the Cavern Club and stories like that?

Can I add Jo Jackson to your list of 'window down, take your time' driving music?

Apparently one club about to be charged, relating to a preliminary match. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=631304&sec=europe&&cc=5739 I am surprised it's only one charge, but then again I suppose peole in those circles close ranks and are pretty inpenetrable.

Hey, try to view this as a trialists match. I am

I reckon some people who HAVE said that they would welcome administration have said so in the belief that we are headed for relegation. A fair assumption to be honest. Believing that relegation will lead to administration anyway, if we take the points this season and go down, we are on a better footing next season. This is all rather confusing to mere mortals like me, but I have no problem with those who think that we WILL NOT have enough points to stay up, and thus think we should be planning for next season. ie NOT starting it with a points deduction. It is only an opinion anyway, it's not as though our opinions amount to anything anyway.

If you're still open to suggestions, could you organise a penalty competition so that we all have the opportunity to say we actually scored in front of The Northam?

And received. Thanks stevo, I assume Home is red and white stripes?

The answer is within the question Tezzer?

I used PapaJoes in Shirley, they did a BOGOF for £17 and it was here in about 25 mins. Tasted gorgeous, but a bit procey imo. I like the ASDA 3 for a fiver ones tbh. I will in future keep all take away menus in a special drawer. Or get a bigger freezer.

farmer "a car appeared where you don't expect to see a car"

I hate the internet. Must stop.

Not if you pluck it first. hth

Actually it is due to me holding pizza in my right hand and trying to type left handed. Observe the difference in the accuracy of this post that I am writing at the moment. Perfecto see.

Nah, you've just bin away vtoo long. It is how we all talks nowadats. Innit

Sounds cholesteroltastic hypo. Probably a good thin I didn't know this 10 minutes ago, as I am in training. Seriously, I only had 3 pints a lunchtime and even walked to Posrtwood before jumping on a bus. Just checked for future reference and it has endede according to that site: http://www.hotukdeals.com/search?action=search&keywords=pizza We could do with a local deals section, maybe annexed to the Buy/Sell forum? Thoughts

Thank you pdb, sorted, can't wait for it to go cold as I haven't eaten since 2 O'Clock plus I ain't paying. Lock this now please mods.