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I left my car there today, if I can't be arsed to pick it up earlier I may watch you all through the fence.

Gillingham are on the verge of bouncing back to L1 too. And in all honesty I reckon Bournemouth have done fantastically well considering the points deduction.

On BBC1 atm. I remember when he was one of the funniest acts around. Not now he ain't, shame.

I think it was jason Lee (Notts Forest amongst others) who used to play with pineapple ON his head. Imagine the whole stadium singing this: [quote=The9;241421....... As for the 8/10 supporting striker argument, you can make a case for either, the numbering scheme derived from the W- and then W-M formation and in that the CF was 9, wingers 7 and 11 and Outside left and outside right supporting the CF were 8 and 10. Seeing as no-one played 4-4-2 at that point some teams had 8 and some 10. England's 4-4-2 1966 World Cup Winners had 9 and 10 up front in Charlton and Hurst, Argentina and Brazil have always had 10 as a creative midfielder. For similar reasons Brazil have 4 as a centre back rather than defensive midfielder. Squad numbers would be ok, but 1-11 will be easier to sort. In English please? Have you picked a volunteer to take a dump in the refs karzy (sp) yet Gaffer?

You want to play for the Home team if you can choose Si. We've got as proper manager and everything mate.

What is the most humane method of killing a hubris in your opinion? I hang mine.

J Geils band - Centrefold.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

You wanna hear it?

WRONG. Don't care what the DC says, 9 times out of 10 it's heart failure.

Who me?

Article on Radio 4 this morning (about half seven) about a study of crabs tolerance to electric shocks and whetrher they learn from being shocked. Interesting it was. Here'sa link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7966807.stm " Legislation to protect crustaceans has been proposed but it is likely to cover only scientific research"

Illegal if you don't.

I have a wee cough, and after taking Mrs h to work at 7, I have been treating myself to some well earnt lie-ins. I am not ususally that lazy, I am usually up by 10.

Will you please stop saying that, you sound like my first wife FFS.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=SO18+3HW&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=otrMScGOE5DWlQfq6ejZCQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image Bring it on UB, I will be wearing my helmet in readiness.

Sometimes the silence is deafening stanley. The G12/20 (whatever it is) demo's could be interesting. The protesters don't really give the impression that they represent the average person in the street.

In their Chinese stores they sell live turtles in the knowledge that their customers cook them alive. I have this info on the good authority of my younger eco-brother.

Training Cancelled due to rain.

At Tesco there should be an A4 notice at their customer service desk clearly stating theior 'pricing error' policy. I seem to remember that you can actually claim the item FOC if the shelf price differs from the scanned price. For those people who hate Tesco. Here's a way to get them back. When you go through the self scan till with some expensive fruit like a pomegranite or Sharen Fruit, put it on the weighing scale, tap the 'King Edwards' loose potatoes button - Bingo.

I am not that tall, sorry.

So are we discussing whether the comment was racist, or are we discussing whether the economy of the world is actually controlled by wealthy white men (albeit a bit of a generalisation, I suspect he was not far from the truth). And should we not be discussing whether he was being sexist too? I think that there was a programme on TV a while ago about "wealthy white men" controlling the Worlds economies. Anyone else see it? Link?

Oh thank you Pancake, that very much does help. For fun, I may do this next week. When they come home I will casually walk past and ask where their lovely old Capri is "have you sold it?" I will tease. When they ask if I noticed anyone taking their car, I will suggest that they should have had a ****ing alarm fitted to the ****ing thing and laugh my arse off as I ride off into the distance (West End probably).

Right I am off on a training cycle ride to West End. If you see a cyclist struggling up Gaiters Hill, please be courteous and give me plenty of room and oxygen. tara folki (doi)

I can now see that I was being oversensitive and apologise for wasting forum members time. Can I have my trousers back now please?