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She was probably one of those thesbians, you should have percevered (sp) she would have thanked you for it eventually.

Why does race and racism ALWAYS bring the worst out in some people? I am taking bets as to how many posts will this get to before it's locked. Maybe we should have a racism forum?

My wife's got one of those, wait until she see's our latest desktop wallpaper. Thanks Dog.

We'd have to change all our coinage though, would tie in nicely with joining the Euro praps.

I assure you S13, it is extremely loud and annoying. And no-one to my knowledge assumed that it's being nicked. It probably needs the sensitivity adjusted, but I can't work out why it's only done it in the mornings when they are out? I will politely inform them when they get home. If it happens again next week though, I will have no option but to raise it at the next neighbourhood watch meeting. Once those old buggers get their false teeth into it they will wish they'd had it stolen.

Where the **** are they supposed to put frozen waffles then? Did he have blonde eyes and blue hair?

Racist

Really he should retract it imo, it wouldn't hurt would it.

Seriously ladies, does Freddie Ljungberg not scare you a bit, he looks like he might be wearing a tag or something.

Beat me to it. I think it's called tea-bagging according to my friend.

Try to keep on subject Jilly, are you in season or something you seem to be making lots of sexual related comments recently?

I bow down to your obvious expertise of this sort of thing Jilly PERVERT

Does she still live and train in the Forest

Grandsons loked for them last night, but were probably looking the wrong area as they were quite low I think. Will get everyone out of Little Budha tonight to see them, although it may be a bit bright in Shirley High Street.

Come here and I'll show you. Mine's called Tom cos he's my best mate, we often double date.

Anyone know the non emergency number for the police? I have been rudely awoken most mornings this week at around 10:30 by a car alarm going off about 5 doors down. I thoiught they were programmed to stop after a couple of miunutes but this ones still going now. It is annoying me now. Before anyone says it, I have tried knocking their door, but no one's home.

WTF would you want ONE saints tracksuit? The rest of us are wearing these:

:vom:

No boss, I mean yes boss. Whatever you say boss. BTW FWIW. Soemthing for you to bear in mind, I don't respond well to being shouted at. Reminds me too much of school.

There's always Eastleigh. Home to AFC Wimbledon this weekend, already sold more than 1,300 tickets and expectng to top 2,500 as the Dons have a v big following. http://www.eastleigh-fc.co.uk/ Bairdy has just been given an extension too. Well done Ian

Morning Gaffer, They may win a few free kicks early on.

Have we got a Death to parasitic leeches forum? Scum the lot of them (imho of course)

If you've got a blue tomgue to match, then get down the vets pronto.