Everyone learn these off by heart;
Pompeys going down, with no money in the bank,
no money in the bank,
no money in the bank.
Hollow, hollow, hollow,
Pompeys success is f*cking hollow,
all that money you took,
from that big russian crook,
now your football clubs sat on death row
Get thinking guys!
WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON,
WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR,
ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE,
COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!!
(to this tune
) Nice one Golden Balls
Is this the way to liquidation,
Pompey wiped from the face of our nation,
Even worse than relegation,
And they won't be back again.
Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)
Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up)
Sha la la la la la la la,
And they won't be back again.
(We all know the tune. Let's rid ourselves of those horrible memories) From me + John Smith
We love the taxman, we do,
We love the taxman, we do,
We love the taxman, we do,
Oh taxman we love you!
We're having a party, when Pompey die...etc.
Paulllllll Wotttttttt-ton-ton-ton he's our midfield magician
Paul wot-ton-ton-ton he'll give you a concussion
To the left to the right he'll take you all on in a fight
In his town, you'll bow down
AND HE SH!TS ON MICHAEL BROWN!!
Paullll Wotttttttton ton ton...
To agadoo - from Verbal Kint.
Ohhhh
Avram likes his Thai girls
He loves some Asian fun
And when he wants a blow job
He heads to Unit One
And when he gets his money,
he heads to Horton Heath
A quick massage a quick rub down,
and gentle hand relief!
Ohhhhhh!!
From Krissyboy31
The taxman's gunna shut you down
shut you down
shut you down
The taxmans gunna shut you down
poor old pompey
The taxman is a Saints Fan,
The taxman is a Saints Fan,
La-la, la, la.
(To the tune of "Blue Moon")
Blue few
You're always standing alone
Without a club to support
With a ground of your own
From Farehamred
IEIEIO
Where did all the money go
When you go under,
The taxman'll sing,
Pay up Pompey
Pay up Pompey
Give us all your bling!
These two from Yorkie
They take from the Skates
They take from the Skates
Her Majesty's Taxman
They take from the Skates
P O M.
P E Y,
Pompey are about to die,
with a nick nack pady wack,
give a dog a bone,
Ocean Finance on the phone!
From Marc_saint
Grant, Grant, wherever you may be,
You **** hookers in Eastleigh
But it could be worse, it could be your gran
****in fish in your caravan
From Tommi
Tell Liebherr Liebherr
To put the champagne on ice
We're going to Wembley twice
Que sera sera.
From Graffito
to ''never walk alone''
''wound up,
wound up,
with no cash in the bank,
and you'll never play again,
you'll never play again!''
From Tomobz
