Saint_clark

In a cup game, Man City V Sheffield United I think. Cross came in, the ball went missing in amongst the balloons and when it came out the other side the striker was the quickest to react.

What's on the scorecard then?

What about when he plays in the centre?

Makes me want to cry to be honest. Terrible. Merrington is still to come out with his "obvious statement of the day".

Corner to Saints in 4 minutes of stoppage time.....James takes, doesn't beat the first man, another corner. James takes again...straight to the keeper.

Cheers, great player back then.

That's the one i'm on about, not sure if it's the one who's playing today.

Lallana misses a great chance after some fantastic build up play.

Is that Gregan the bloke who used to play for Leeds?

Oldham picking up some momentum, their fans getting excited because Morgan gave away a freekick. Get another before half time Saints...

...and that person works for the echo?

One touch football at the mo w00t!

I take it you work for the echo then .com?

Lallana has 6 8 in all competitions.

If we're listening to the commentary, why would we want to read goal updates on Twitter?

Arghh nearly Lallana, nearly...

Did he get injured celebrating?

Jaidi out paced by Keigan Parker, great save from Davis.

Lambert hits the crossbar from the half way line, Brill was nowhere to be seen!

"We're sh*t and we're two nil up" not sure what the travelling fans are on about...

He get's the ball he takes the p*ss, he wears the shirt of Matt Le tiss....

Freekick in Lambert territory, 30 yards out.....YEEEEEES GET IN RICKIE!

As an example, instead of saying "Lallana appeared to use his arm there and the ref agrees" as the current commentator said, I would have come out with something along the lines of "f*ck off ref you clueless c*nt".

Meh, as things stand i'm not exactly gutted.

I honestly feel I could do a better job than this guy, even if I might be a little more biased.