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Thank f**k for that. Is Calvert lewin the new Andy Carroll? Seems to have been injured all season and then back to play us.

Norwich!!!

Can be very good - Allan was having a shocker and was on a yellow/final warning after another bad tackle.

Allan off for Gomes, bastards.

Why are we setting up Romeu to shoot from distance?

Wide on your weaker foot with two defenders and the keeper between you and goal, with a teammate unmarked in the centre of the goal?

Burnley two up, good for those who hate Newcastle.

f**king greedy Broja!!! Stop that shit!

Is there any particular reason he's such a c**t towards us?

It's a better sign than not creating any. How many chances would you say we wasted in the win against spurs?

Who the f**k is this co-commentator? Clearly a planned corner routine to hit it low at the near post with Moi blocking off the near post defender and he says it's the worst one yet.

Poor decision making from Broja yet again.

First one yes, second one was about 10 yards out with nobody near it meaning Pickford could just come out and claim. Nothing wrong with the second, I've seen plenty of corners scored from balls into that position.

Feel he went the wrong way there Prowsey.

Prowsey territory and Allan has to be careful already.

Really poor quality streams today, and all of them a good 3 minutes behind.

Everything I find for Saints has Olympic curling on?

Could be anything since then. Tested positive this morning, come down with flu, tripped over and twisted his ankle on his way to the car.

Perraud must be injured, not even in the squad.

Lucky fuckers.

Took myself by surprise with how much I celebrated Newcastle going behind there.

Forster and Broja?

Russia now claiming a Ukrainian shell has landed on their territory. We all know it's bollocks but they'll use it as justification all the same.

Multiple explosions heard in Donetsk, separatist leader in eastern Ukraine mobilising their military...sounds like it's actually starting.

We should go down in the 59th or 71st minute on Saturday.