Saint_clark

Woke up a few minutes ago and couldn't get to sleep, thought i'd come back down and stick this on. One of the miners in the capsule now, about to go up. Quite incredible viewing really.

Back at you

Yeah, the majority of Hertfordshire born Southampton academy products are Everton fans. Didn't you know?

What b*llocks.

Same style of play as Drogba from what I could see.

Nike Academy get one back, boooooo.

Look forward to seeing the highlights of this one.

So far - Reeves Reeves Holder-Spooner Chamberlain Wotton Chamberlain Holder-Spooner 7-0

Yeah, it's not as if Lallana has a choice.

Amazed the interviewers haven't asked him about it.

4-0 Chamberlain

We lined up as normal before the toss for the last two games. It's probably just the away team that's picked it.

I can't even imagine being stuck in a place like that for 2 whole months. I assume no food, very little water...must have been hell.

Are you mental?

Don't be absurd. I work in a school.

How come wimminz never just laugh it off when I grab their tits?

To cover the bandage...?

Why would people care if we'd actually signed Guly? It would be a nice surprise.

Spanish teams not playing?

No. If the professionals knew something we didn't, he wouldn't be out on loan. He's 25 (26?) when exactly is he supposed to improve?

There were more than usual around in the Northam today.

I can confirm that since Puncheon joined they have indeed been swapping wings.

Gives me an excuse to post this classic. Skip to 1 minute in.

Bialkowski, that's about it. He might know some of the youngsters.