smithy

Remember going to Old Trafford to watch Saints in the cup midweek - We played them off the park and lost, but seeing Giggs running with the ball just took my breath away - such immense speed and control, it was like the ball was tied to his foot.

Ain't that a fact! I was visiting my Nan there at the weekend, went to the beach and I've never seen so many chavs. It's like Basingstoke on sea.

That's 2 in 2 for the currant Bun then, on their current form that means Surman will sign for Wolves tomorrow for 1.5m.

Money on this being in The Echo tomorrow?

They read The Sun today too then.

Didn't know Cowell is Jewish. But now you say it, I can kind of tell but I don't know why.

I wouldn't take it too personally dude. I think the main reason is that poems themselves are seen as being a bit 'poncy'. For what its worth it's not my cup of tea either, but you're entitled to express your feelings however you want to, just expect a bit of flack if it's in poetic form.

Everyone has their 15 mins.....cheers Andy

I for one still love the guy regardless.

i feel sorry for Matty for getting sucked in by it all.

Just after it was announced that he was doing the comeback tour, I said to my mates at work that he would fake his death before performing in any of the shows. I'm not really sure how to feel now. I could have won a fortune!

The more this drags on the more I think who the hell is this bloke???

Just seen the interview and I'm not convinced at all, seemed like some geezer from off the street to me. Hope I'm wrong.

Peoples Front of Judea?

Marvellous ..... LOL

Small boys in the park?

Fuxsake

I paid too, can I be ITK?

See you tomorrow.

Cum face

The last time I went to a hairdresser he gave me a Forest Gump. I now cut my own hair.

Hope it is.....

Sky are continually reporting on this Keegan thing, I think it's going to happen.

Short for **** Jockey

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.