dubai_phil

Well I lol'd

Meh, they're not coming for the game they're coming to see FMDP. It's her first game at SMS Panic over, don't expand, she'll only manage one game a season

Meanwhile, our agents have unearthed EXCLUSIVE footage of the FL telling pcfc of their decision http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UU4FhvdvgZU5CVbXi2uWgiZg&v=twCvL95Zc0Q&feature=player_detailpage#t=288s (maybe you'll want to turn your speakers down first especially if you are on a train Trousers or in the office)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Red-Bull-Stratos/391339787605618 Brilliant! In case you did not follow the link last night Red Bull Stratos FB page had a very unfortunate Typo where they missed the o out of count in "We knew we could count on you." They obviously deleted that overnight and posted an apology this morning and said that "they cant always be perfect" And mistyped a u instead of an a. Tee hee

Have seen the same reaction in comments in the press. 1) If you think it was a waste of money then stop buying canned soft drinks in supermarkets, especially energy drinks - that's what paid for it. 2) The Spacesuit was a new technology. It was built with close liaison with NASA - this was a test to check it out. It will be the template for new designs. (As such they will possibly make a profit from it) 3) The jump also provided data for potential new safety/evacuation systems for future Manned Spaceflight. An example concept being that it could allow future shuttles to have ejector seats which could help to save lives.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=393255954080668&id=391339787605618 hahahaha Oops. Gotta be so careful with Social Media. Nice one Red Bull Stratos Thanks also to Alps for confirming what all of us really knew about people with cellars

He did it

Yes. But then pcfc hacked into the Guinness Book of records and changed the figures again, so no.

Some records

OK that was a total wowser How the HELL did he have the nuts to step out. Gave me the heebie jeebies just to watch

Lol we're all sitting here watching nothing happen and listening to a hissing noise. & it is GRIPPING!

I hope he don't splat himself on top of Roswell Saint...... Yeah I know he lives in the other Roswell but hey

You sure that description was from the book Bearsy? Sounds awfully like a bar in Patpong what we had to take a mate on his stag weekend (minus the sofa)

try this Live Video

And they call us on PST nutjobs If only the feed would load.........

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9606494/Jimmy-Savile-police-officers-repeatedly-failed-sex-victims.html The story will as SiP has shown, get worse and worse and worse

Bucky Larsen: Born to be a star. I rofl'd. There are a number of posters on the main board that will no doubt have seen an improvement in their matrimonial situation after watching one of his videos. Summary? When his GF tells him he needs protection and cuts the end off a straw before melting the end shut with a candle. Yeah ROFL. **** Shadow......... PMSL

An iboard. Wow you guys are so more advanced with technologys compared with us. Can you get them on Pay as you Go? Been thinking of upgrading the Maid. Do you need apps?

Matt Slater ‏@mattslaterbbc U didn't expect Balu 2 go quietly did u? His PR firm has been in touch. Portpin denies there r probs with FL, says deal still on.. That whole Comical Ali moment returns with a vengenance. Tanks? What Tanks?

They did. Sultan Bin Trump and one other bloke living with his mum Think it was about 50 pages ago. PKF said they were too late.

Sadly very true. Equally (from a telling tales pov) he never boned any of the fitehs working at the golf. However, there was this stonking Blonde chick & her mate hanging round under a Palm Tree who I talked into coming sightseeing round the town one day. T'was only in the evening when I offered to show her the real sights that she pointed out she had to get back to her fiance Hell no, completely the opposites. We all thought Tiger was a nob (but at least he bought us beers & gave us enough signed krap to pay for our pensions). Turns out he was a uber lad after all. Even bigger hero in our eyes. Of COURSE we'd have made sure we lined up the groupies for him. Oh we used to get so many offers but we thought it was all part of the job to only test them out in the showers or the Bunker behind the 3rd hole and then give them a forged autograph. If we'd known he could have had our left overs. Really is important to have clean balls otherwise they just don't roll into the hole properly. Nearlys. The fitehs work in the bars, their Mums apparently get jobs in funny places where you get soap everywhere. Their Grannies work as Golf Caddies. On one course their Great Grandma came along and carried an umbrella to keep the sun off. Such attention to detail, getting sunburn could ruin a round. HTH

So Tiger. We has likes 50% womens helping with the golfing stuffs,so every year we had 4 or 5 fitehs working in the Tiger Team.When all the whole smashing the wheels up stuff came out there was a lolage txt going round from them Utterly gutted, another great role model is found out to be nothing but another cheating bstd man. Just for once I thought here was a real gem,someone I could look up to. And now, nothing but heartbreak and remorse. Goddamit, if only I had known he was up for a sh@g...... But in honesty Tokyos the only real Golf and Sex stories are about golf in Thailand. They gives you a Caddy who walks round with your bag and cleans your balls for only a fiver for four hours. Downside is that they weren't like the website what I couldn't access they were all old enoughs to be Jimmys mum. Still, when it's 40C and your sweating like Avram in Horton Heath being chased by a NOTW snapper, any damp cloth will do.

That's the big issue though BTF, lot of the media (Matt Slater) did nothing until Micah Hall's blog, looks like DC has kept his powder dry. Wonder if the others will now start to dig harder. The danger for the Trust (besides the Funding & Politics they will face) will continue to be the Baker Tilly report. That comment about possible litigation - we KNOW the FL have previous and will have to act (as they seem to be doing here) - if they DON'T then lawyers for other clubs may start looking at what was done to them and look to see whether it was consistent. Financial irregularities get exposed and FL do not take action? Ooh I'd love to be a lawyer connected to Luton Town - loadsa free money as compensation Explains why things have been quiet the past day or two

Oh goodie. This gives us at least another 18 months of fun.

Well that's what happens if you read the Sun VW. The Torygraph reports that he TOLD his bosses http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9603743/Jimmy-Savile-BBC-did-nothing-when-director-caught-him-in-the-act.html