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Pub full of Leeds fans rofl al jism isn't working. Thank fook for ad sports & promotion! Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Alone in pub but all sorted with tv & kilkenny. Everyone else still on hols boo coys! Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Home. Thank folk. Stopover at hofbrauhaus in Munich was awesome oompah owts again. Arrive with the job of tracking saf for you & they cut our Local area fibre cable by accident ffs 2 days B4 they finish repairs argh Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Dxb banks shut at 10 am Uk time thurs reopen Sunday so no way that was true Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

There are no Bankruptcy Protection laws in the UAE. If you are in debt OR if you bounce a cheque you go to Jail until it is repaid at the rate of around AED 500 per day. SAF was sentenced for around 25million plus around 30 mil in damages. So under FAPT he WILL fail he has an insolvency event against his name. (I cannot google from here (everything is in farking Polish) but I did post links at the time try The National & Gulf News Web Sites if Google doesn't work

That is actually the one in which I busted my knee by doing the whole proposal bit last June, it was damned small in the back.. (Gonna go the Vintage Car route something more my teenage era - a Model T perhaps) Still I CANNOT believe that the week I have been totally off line we have the return of the Ice Cream Man AND Andy Murray wins a Grand Slam. FFS the whole planet is going into "You couldn't make it up" mode So, while the entire UK goes into a melt down later this year over how the hell you choose your SPOTY, with no doubt blood on the General Sports Forum Dancewfloor between the Jessie's the Brad's and the has to be the whingeing Jock, the skates will still be wondering why 1) Appy didn't win it and 2) why they have not won team of the year innit

Only reason to do that would be of someone did not believe them when dome in private Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

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Look here comes Al Faraj riding to the rescue in his fiteh driven carriage. Ps lovely day in Krakow fmdp parked me in a bar with WiFi to watch the babes go by Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

who me put a smiley on any comment about anything to with with anything with a capital d in it.

Dubai Bank eh. Well they still have their own branches but maybe while I go and watch FMDP & her pals shopping for wedding stuff (yawn) you can do somehome work about who owned them and who now owns them and why and all that and all that etc etc etc (Oh and no there is no way that the "sov fund bods" would be pumping any cash in any direction other than debt repayment to Abu Dhabi at this point in time)

Sultan Bin Trump was excommunicated by his original bestest friends. He did what is unpardonable in the Arab World - he "Was the man who bought Man Citeh. If you recall he was removed from that scene faster than Avram was removed from Horton Heath. As of the last contact with him he was acting on behalf of (And I quote) A hugely Successful Businessman, Former Football Club owner in England and former Prime Minister of a major South East Asian Country... All the funds are secured in Swiss Banks and the project will be funded by these mixtures of Investment and Trust Funds" Considering since that time Al Fahim has been declared Bankrupt and sentenced to approaching 125 years in Dubai for Debt related problems from his "Property Investments", I await this new re-incarnation with deep joy. Now, back to the Enchanted Forest. Leads me to Jennifer Morrison. The Fairy Tale. There's Old Nick as the kid running round with his book of 7600 pages trying to get everyone to see what is really happening. Chinny as Mr Gold AKA Rumplestiltskin Penny as the evil Mayor wanting only her own interests Instead of Robert Carlysle we have Neil Allen as the Story teller The list is endless, Appy as Prince Charming, can't make his mind up, and then TCWTB as Snow White... It all works and just as in all once upon a time stories, this one has a Genie who's popped out a bottle washed up from Oriental Shores. So, the NEWS from Poland - You couldn't make it up no longer fits. It's Once Upon a Time or even the Never Ending Story

Apologies that was for Florida's al Fahim question a page ago. Will look when home nxt week. Update from the forest FMDP's uncle has a daughter. My what Big .... s you have seems to have been as wrong a thing to day ad CSI are the Real deal. Oops Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

No idea. I am in Poland, visiting FMDP's Grandmother, WHO lives in a forest and has Big ears. My Saints waterproof jacket has a red Hood. I have other worries today Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/-airplane---voted-funniest-film-of-all-time.html OK so here is something for y'all to get your teeth into a list of the funniest movies ever I took it seriously for a moment until I noticed that Bridesmaids was in 8th place... Now I gave up watching that after about 15 minutes, FMDP managed about 45 mins before just saying Why? Anyway.... I agree with Airplane and agree with SuperBad & original American Pie being in the Top Ten..... Comments?

BUT YOU CAN DO THAT. Start from REALITY. PST Statement - This club is screwed. It has been screwed, it cheated and iied. Now we need to SURVIVE. That one word - The MOST important issue for "Your Club" right now is to SURVIVE. FFS tell your Churchills with small penis problems to STOP talking about being competitive. The entire mind set is still WRONG. The rallying cry should not be Competitive it should be about bringing your kids to build a long term future buy our shirts with pride to SAVE the club. Who gives a crap if you get relegated this season - you have an excuse -10. What you need is TIME to regroup, TIME to build something from scratch from the left over bones of the rotting carcass. PLAY THE BLOODY KIDS - you will need them NEXT season and they will have experience, but instead you keep wasting cash that you need for your future on journeymen for 30 days. THAT IS WHAT IS STILL WRONG JUST STOP with pretenting to be "A BIG CLUB" you are on your knees, the fans can save it, but you still don't understand SURVIVE first. To Survive you HAVE to repent - you HAVE to understand that you are in a different ball game. But you won't so we'll just keep enjoying Comedy Night

Just imagine, all those months of pain ago if the dreamers down at Skatesmuff had said - yes you are right, we are insolvent and had gone into protective administration at the time of that court case. Two whole seasons for the fans to have got their act together - wasted. And can anyone remind us of how CSI did not need a budget because they were rich men and would put in as much money as they needed to?

How strange. That is exactly the figure we forecast he would set some 250 pages ago when they first came up with their plan. Obviously, since we know nothing, we could not have worked that out ourselves and so, along with PST, we must express our shock and surprise that he so randomly came up with that figure.... After all "shock and surprised" as we are, we have only had 250+ pages to come to terms with this concept, so cannot expect PST (who obviously never read this because it is all rubbish) to have a coherent response as they would never have seen this curve ball coming. I'm sure Rallyboy (The next Polish Poet Laureate) will find a better way to express their shock and surprise at this astonishing co-incidence. How many lucky co-incidences has it been now? anyone keeping track?

I'd love to but we need to focus on the momentous news of the pending return of Mr Relegation to the Skates. I will however admit to having had Breakfast in bed this morning (Mainly 'cos TBH the queue for the bathroom & kitchen was about the same size as an annual skate creditor meeting queue)

Dark Munster. It is on the wedding Video - am working on it FMDP took me out to visit her SIX fit female Cousins (Poor Dad - 6 daughters age range 21 - 30 all single) Just got an innernet feed of the end of the game and "Oh so THAT was what the song was about" Can't say there is a little corner of Poland that is Red & White as the entire damned country is. But seems they get it and Rallyboy - you HAVE been cut & pasted by Mama who is an English Language teacher here. You are apparently due to be debated this week as possibly one of the great new British Satirists. (All she had for her lesson was a 10 year + old Stephen Fry Novel - she has my password and is busy copy & pasting. If enything comes of it a Bottle of Wyborowa is reserved for you when you get off RyanAir to collect your honorary degree here C'mon Bompey

I've done many bad things in my life. Most of them more than capable of sending me to rot in Hell for eternity. But as some may know I am in Poland for future Brother in Laws' wedding this past weekend. Polish weddings will probably need their own thread when I get home (2 days of Vodka shots, 12 hours non stop weird Polka/Waltz/Quicksteps etc) They even have an after party that lasts an entire second day... So anyway, It's a Village Hall, the locals have had a lovely time, and the DJ is getting into the last sing-along moments of the weekend - YMCA has rolled out... He let's rip with his last song... And (after the suggestion from FMDP) D_P strides purposefully onto the stage tells the DJ to STFU and grabs the mike.... You are all singing the chorus wrong. (FMDP translates) The words are........... And praise the Lord 140 non-English speaking Poles joined in to sing Amarillo properly including WTFILN They'll never understand, they have no idea what it meant, but it made a sad old fart VERY VERY happy.

In answer to the OP No HTH

Watched MIB3 on the flight over here yesterday. It really really REALLY doesn't add anything to the value of the planet or take the franchise forwards Wish I'd watched Battleship again..........

Well I suppose this should not have been a surprise. Saints pull off a sensational transfer signing about once in a Blue Moon. And co-incidentally, here in "The Village" (FFS don't ask me to try and spell the name but near Krakow OK) tonight sees the second Full Moon of the month of August and equally co-incidentally tonight' is actually a genuine original Blue Moon. Soon as I found out I walked 2 miles down to the supermarket, logged in and bingo he's signed. I have no idea what all that means other than Russian Champagne is drinkable, and Smirnoff should not have opened a factory to make Vodka in Poland (Smirnoff Vladimir). Will toast Gaston's arrival with a glass of Spyritus (the 150% alcohol content local moonshine). Oh I never had any doubt we'd pull this off. Honest