dubai_phil

Just a reminder BA from Bolgna gets in to Gatwick around 2:15 this afternoon. Just saying 'cos when I flew out of there last week I did stop and look in the departure gate just in case.

Ah clever stuff that. Sell SRL to Blackburn for silly money & replace him with footballing royalty to help our zippy nippers develop around him. Sweet bit of PR there

But from what I have patched together using Polish Google & Google Translate is that the Photo Studio set up is Alexmayander On Piresida or something. My luck to be in a village with no 3G signal have to go to the local shop to bnorrow their PC for 10 mins inbetween customers. Will be back this evening, you boys & girls play nicely together today while I'm gone And FFS find a left back

FFS I get on an airplane and you lot add 12 pages to this thread. Still no idea what's happening. Oh well i suppose eric will txt me an update later

Where the hell did they manage to find chicks with figures in the UK to fit into those dresses under brollies to lead each group of Athletes out? There must have been almost 200 of them.... Can't have been many from Scotland.

In unrelated but transfer news Joey Barton HCNDAJFU under any circumstances

Oh crap. Now I'm in trouble. I get the - wow if you're so impressed then invite her round for dinner and a lot of drinks. I'll cook. I'll watch. Then I'll take the p1ss out of you all year for lasting 6 seconds. Think that hurt more than if I'd had the Dad line TBH. Am off to finish packing and have a sulk

Well, it's 11:15pm and strangely she hasn't turned up to collect me. Perhaps I need to go back to packing for visit to FMDP's parents to sort the wedding out next year. Will make horrid typos from my HTC over the next couple of weeks but Keep up the fight in my absence fellow nutjobs!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9505459/Andrew-Strauss-resigns-as-England-Test-captain-live.html Cook appointed

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport BREAKING NEWS: England Test Captain Andrew Strauss retires from professional cricket #cricket #bbcsportsday Wow that is a shock What a great job he did

And I am having dinner & then off out clubbing with Nicole Scherzinger tonight down on Palm Island (she wants some proper X Fackther rated entertainment apparently) while Ne-Yo performs at Eric's private Real Ale festival at EoA Mansions with the Guest List composed of Miss Emirates Airline Hostess of the year Finalists in Swimsuits. Think this is far more likely than your scenario

But that is the whole point. So many people take so much baggage into "Selling Situations". The true secret of sales success is one question... Whadda ya want? The HOURS of B***s Salespeople I have had to sit through while they tell me what they have and forget to actually ask what I want..... (Poor Salespeople = wannabe Politicians maybe) It IS common sense, it's just that is a subject that somehow seems not to be taught in schools (or life) any more

Yup. Don't. HTH. Oh & in case you didn't know the blindingly obvious one. Breast Feeding. A Nudge in the ribs to the other half is better than an hour walking the baby back to sleep when you have work the next morning. (Cue abuse from outraged all things equal parents)

Patrick Mboma (4) Frédéric Kanouté (4) Youssef Mokhtari (4) Jay-Jay Okocha (4) Francileudo dos Santos (4) Samuel Eto'o (5) Mohamed Nagy (5) Manucho (3) Didier Drogba (3) Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (3) Cheick Diabaté (3) Houssine Kharja (3) Christopher Katongo (3) Emmanuel Mayuka (3) He is in some pretty good company in that top scorer list going back to 2004. Also the ANC is not held again until 2014, although I have no doubt he will be off for some form of tournament in the late winter/early spring which means we will need to retain some cover and TBH IMHO Puncheon is not the answer

More likely a CB

Fixed it for you

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I did for 10 years. Then I got divorced. HTH Note though, I made the point that NLP is full of "Time Share Salesmen Sharks" types. I also said words to the effect that it was not necessary to learn it by heart but to understand the core concepts. There are many on here who would fail dismally and then diss the whole thing, as it requires 1) An ability to seek to understand someone else other than yourself and 2) an open mind. The main people who knock it are the ones who know that selling is a bulls1t job and it is just about being able to have the gift of the gab and talk a lot.

Burn the Witch! The club is doing nothing. We need more players. We can only work on one deal at a time. And then we get..... What ever happened to Loyalty? Why should we force out a fans favourite? Amazing, I truly did not realise that some people were so passionate in their beliefs that Puncheon & Guly were the 38 games a season solution to our formation problems. Dear Mike Bassetts. In one of our most productive periods under (oh God I'll start Dalek off) we played a pacey, able to beat his man, strong finisher Star Striker as one of the 3 up front. But it's OK we respect your views and your in depth knowledge and how 4-3-3 variations are wrong and 6 strikers for 3 places at this level are not needed and how we are wrong and should be playing 4-4 farking 2 with Lambert & Sharp up front. Now, it's Wednesday and our only Recruitment Team member must be in a right quandary, does he fly back to Italy or go charging round Europe starting to look for a CB & a LB?

Ok 7 minutes. You live this time Sibley. Night all

Southampton FC ‏@officialsaints #SaintsFC have agreed a deal to sign Zambia forward Emmanuel Mayuka from BSC Young Boys. Full story to follow at

Sibley you arse it's 1:40am & FMDP has to be up at 3:50am to take her best mate to the farking airport NOW you expect me to stay up to read we've signed Messi simply to prove Alpine right? Damn you man

Goddamit - you saying I missed out on the chance of a Happy Ending by watching my all time second bestest favourite movie this evening? Oh and gang - it's an obvious choice D_P - Golf - it was Happy Gilmour

This I know as a fact... Cos I was in the Chapel in the Kingsland corner about 50 yards from goal when he hit THAT shot. The ball was nevergoing anywhere when he received the pass & the next thing I did my back in ducking out the way of a ball that I honestly thought would break the net Our formation 4-2-3-1 WILL work when we have Lee & Ramirez as the wide men. What we lack is cover because while I think Guly will make a PL player eventually, Puncheon won't I'm afraid and waiting for Guly to reach that moment every week could take more points than we can afford

It is a series of advanced Sales Techniques that use the way a human brain works to "hypnotise" you into buying from the practitioner. Programming - in the same way you can write a script for a PC you can speak a script that will bury itself deep in the subconcious mind. Utterly Simplistic example - When you next look up and see blue sky you will think of a holiday in the sun, when you think of a holiday in the sun you will remember Dubai_Phil saying go get a book out the library about NLP. When you use NLP on your first customer you will remember Phil & Dubai and Bullfrogs and you will want to find a cocktail bar to have one to celebrate in. (OBVIOUSLY a hell of a lot more to it than that but it is about understanding the customer and making him remember you - It's like "The Science" of Selling)