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I was about to complain to OFCOM when Lee Dixon used some bigoted stereotypes and called the Senegalese players fast and strong but thankfully his woke training kicked in and he remembered to add “and intelligent”

Deflategate 2.0

Looking forward to Mbappe against Maguire.

He’s only lost one tournament game in 90 minutes and that was against Belgium when we intentionally tried to lose.

Win the next 3 and then it’s on!

“I can say with my hand on my heart that there has been no offer for Cody to which the management or the supervisory board said: ‘we must do this’.” As expected, we tried to get him on the cheap. Pay what they wanted and he was ours. It’s as simple as that.

Should have sacked him when we had the chance. Never going to win anything with that clown in charge.

You’d think a manager that loves to play turgid park the bus football would understand how to break down a team that’s playing turgid park the bus football. What is the point in leaving Shaw and Trippier sat deep so we can fail to find any space in the attacking third and turn round and pass the ball back to them to try and fail again? Get them forward, it’s not rocket science.

That Gakpo looks alright, maybe we should have gone for him in the summer….oh wait

Corrupt mess.

To be honest if they had managed to stage this World Cup back in the summer I think a lot more people would have enjoyed it as they normally would any World Cup. People’s anger over it being moved to the winter has helped bring some of the other (bigger) problems to the forefront as there’s already a fire to fuel.

44% of voters. If 71% of the electorate didn’t want a Tory government, then they should have got off their arses and voted rather than moan for the next 5 years. The problem was Labour were still infested with momentum scabs, and had one of the most unelectable shadow cabinets the country has ever seen. Even the red wall rejected it.

I’ve only just realised that league 1 and league 2 carry on during the World Cup. What a sham of a tournament.

At least we didn’t cancel the £50bn HS2 project to fill the £50bn hole in the countries finances. God knows how we’d live without that too!

Why? He’s been terrible this season and he’s only got himself to blame. He’s lucky to still be captain, a World Cup was never going to happen based on form.

You’re right, I thought he left later in the season than he did. Still achieved more than Jones though.

I don’t want Gerrard either but he did take a pretty average Rangers squad to a European final, he’s done more than Nathan fucking Jones.

Think I’d rather have kept Ralph if that’s the best we could replace him with. Jesus Christ.

Embarrassing goals to concede today.

Papier-mâché defending

Shame we didn’t put up the money for Gakpo then, two player of the months this season already and now probably off to united but we obviously needed to sign lots of investment players instead.

I have no idea why we signed this fucking keeper.

Free toothbrushes aren’t much use down there, ugly looking cunts.

You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried.