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Yep, that might fit too.

Will give Spurs something unexpected to think about if we do...

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC MP on speculation about his contract: “You know I don’t talk about assumptions. When anything happens, there’ll be a statement.” #saintsfc Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC MP: “Rumours are normal in football. When I was at @RCDEspanyol, I was linked with other clubs and nothing ever came of that.” #saintsfc Subtle hint in that last comment that he's no intention of going anywhere?

So, we're possibly looking at something like this then? Boruc Chambers - Fonte - Lovren - Shaw Reed - JWP Davis - Lallana - JRod Lambert Subs: Gazza, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Sinclair, McQueen, Gallagher (bound to be at least one available senior player I've forgotten about though)

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Mauricio Pochettino: “This is a very good chance to bring in young players and give them the experience of facing a big team.” #saintsfc

I had you more down as a bikini man...

Time for Harry Reed to step up!

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Mauricio Pochettino says @VictorWanyama and @jackcork1 both remain doubtful for Sunday's game. Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC Pochettino also reveals that Morgan Schneiderlin and Guly do Prado are injury concerns, while @gasramirez10 is being assessed. #saintsfc

Does this mean we now get a student march thanking the government for costing them less?

Haven't read this yet but given the headline there's bound to be a few chortles in there to keep us nutjobs amused... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/coppell-calls-for-fratton-wall-of-noise-1-5950945 Edit: Here's your starter for 10....

@PennyMordauntMP: Thank you to the lunatic who paid £600 for my #splash swimsuit. Going to 2 great causes #UNQ http://t.co/Dmfci6vxz3 So that's where you've been this evening Rallyboy...?

@pn_neil_allen: Congrats to @jedwallace62 for getting Sports Awards 2013 Player of Year - and well done to #Pompey for having 4 players and Barker attend.

@pn_neil_allen: Every now and again you get an absolute gem on The News' message board. What a character. #Pompey http://t.co/pxJbSaAUP7

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http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/news/34434/saints-warn-the-premier-league-they-may-be-unable-to-field-a-side-next-season

^This ^and this

Just imagine the furore if we only manage to sneak the title on goal difference.

He speaks a lot of sense doth Mr Lambert

Kindly keep your ridiculous ambition off this forum young man

I've got a cracking idea for a catch all summer 2014 transfer rumours thread. Not sure if it'll catch on though...

That'll teach me to eat a bowl of milky cornflakes whilst reading a political thread on the Saints Web Forum #newscreenandkeyboard

They're "nutjobs" apparently